Nick names for stratton

[Fear0411]

Me and a mate had a couple

Stratto

Stratts

strattisfaction (Chant: I cant get no strattisfaction)

Strattisphere

 

[Cleavy]

stratto_man

 

[market]

"Mewy"!

 

[Mitchell Madness]

Boof!

I want a player to be nicknamed Boof!!!!

 

[Noneedforaname]

The way he keeps beating his opponent, I cant help but think hes "done them", and I'm moved to reconsider the suggestion, the strapon.

Last week it was Goodes who got done by the strapon. (Not that theres anything wrong with that [though Aker may suggest otherwise]).

Was music to my ears.

 

[Linda Crescent]

There's a 'Nick-names' thread. Put your ideas there!

 

[Buddy Goes Bang]

Dorothy.

Nil further required.

 

[Bayer_]

How about 'reliable defender.' There's nobody else in our team who really fits that description.

 

[Adelaide Hawk]

Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman.

You had to watch Animal House to get that one

 

[mess]

There's a 'Nick-names' thread. Put your ideas there!

What if we're fragile about rejection?

 

[Simon_Nesbit]

MovieShow.

 

[DESTRUKTOR]

Has to be Fender.

 

[Adelaide Hawk]

Has to be Fender.

Very clever. Stratocaster, and defender.

 

[DESTRUKTOR]

Very clever. Stratocaster, and defender.

Yeah, I'm sticking with it. I don't care what the rest think.

 

[Willie_Rioli]

the Strap On is the best i've heard yet (courtesy of a gem of a Bartos Report)

 

[killerspud]

I like MovieShow but I'm the only one right?

 

[bards]

Briggs. Briggsy.

 

[Laurie Bingham]

I'll probably be on my own here but I like "Conan" or "Ayresy" (similar to "Mewy" which was suggested earlier). As we all (should) know Allan Jeans described Ayres as a "good driver in heavy traffic". I know it's a big call at this early stage but as someone said in another thread he just seems so cool for a young defender.

 

[Upgrayedd]

Strap On.

 

[Glorious couch life]

Briggs. Briggsy.

I like

 

[Goody1971]

"The Strattonator"

 

[kirbatron]

Lets give this chant more thought.. one for the cheersquad

I CANT GET NO!

do do do

STRATTISFACTION.
<pause>
oh HEY HEY HEY ...... THATS WHAT I SAY!

 

[Roger Rogerson]

Strap On.

By far the best.

 

[Taskmaster]

Buckets! Does not drop a mark this bloke.

 

[Fevola99]

Mewtwo