Non-AFL chat thread

[Igloo]

Not even up to Denmark yet! They usually deliver.

You don't have to wait long, Dan. It's almost his time

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

Lame. Oh well, Poland and Russia made up for Denmark's poor showing.

 

[threenewpadlocks]

Not even up to Denmark yet! They usually deliver.

Nah, Ukraine. They're practically the only song I remember from last year for obvious reasons.

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

Nah, Ukraine. They're practically the only song I remember from last year for obvious reasons.

I'd forgotten about her. Quality.

Ukraine were also responsible for one of my favourite acts ever. Exactly what Eurovision should be. ****ing hilarious.

 

[threenewpadlocks]

I've now added stick a chainsaw through a frozen lake to my bucket list.

This song is actually decent as well.

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

Song would be pretty good without the unnecessary falsetto.

 

[threenewpadlocks]

I still reckon Iceland's the best so far.

For purely musical terms of course.

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

Easily best song so far. Second best act behind Poland.

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

Could've used some of that water in Poland's act...

 

[threenewpadlocks]

One thing I want whyo know is why a Spanish singer did the UK x-factor. But Ruth isn't a Spanish name so I dunno.

 

[threenewpadlocks]

Whistling? Good already.

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

This is crazy catchy.

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

****, I'm gonna be whistling this for days.

 

[threenewpadlocks]

Da da da
Da da da da da da
Da da da
Da da da da da
Shit.

 

[threenewpadlocks]

The Maltese guy looks like Bontempelli

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

A song about child abuse is up beat and catchy? Okay...

 

[threenewpadlocks]

A song about child abuse is up beat and catchy? Okay...

Needs more butter churning.

Wait.

Oh, it doesn't work for every song.

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

This song does it for me.

 

[threenewpadlocks]

Second guy from the left looks like Ross Lyon and second guy from the right looks like Stewart Crameri

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

I don't think I've ever cringed as hard at a Eurovision song as I am right now. And that's saying something.

 

[threenewpadlocks]

Dannnn, you've been saved. Denmark have a nice backup singer.

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

This is literally the vaguely Scandinavian version of One Direction.

 

[TheHoneyBadger]

Reading through this is hilarious when you're not watching

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

Reading through this is hilarious when you're not watching

Watch it, you know you want to.

 

[threenewpadlocks]

Watch it, you know you want to.

Would it help if I mentioned butter churning?