Oppo Camp Non-Essendon Thread X

[Doss]

Some are also of the opinion he was played on bigger forwards too quickly last year and was destroyed as a result.

 

[BomberFan355]

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/a...-on-social-media/story-fni5f22o-1226942658309

Bootsma pulls sicky to go to the beach.

Probably the only facet of his football you could call Ablettesque.

I do feel sorry for his GF, about to give birth and then has to deal with this. He really isn't very bright.

 

[Autobahn]

Physique of a Martin Gleeson though, without the robot innards.

I guess if your CPU is not a central neural net processor(a learning computer), then you're bound to get the blue screen of death a lot.

 

[Dave]

Some are also of the opinion he was played on bigger forwards too quickly last year and was destroyed as a result.

The only Carlton player to show some balls this year.















I'll show myself out.

 

[doug85]

The only Carlton player to show some balls this year.















I'll show myself out.

No need to leave. That was pretty funny.

 

[Ben the Gooner]

Josh Bootsma was, and I don't say this lightly given Jarrod Atkinson, the worst footballer I've ever seen.

 

[Doss]

Josh Bootsma was, and I don't say this lightly given Jarrod Atkinson, the worst footballer I've ever seen.

Addam Maric would still hold that dubious honour for me, I think.

 

[Ben the Gooner]

Maric was just bog average at every facet of the game. He wasn't particularly terrible at any one thing (except a brain) but he had no standout positive features.

Bootsma was actively bad at everything he did.

 

[Zach Package]

All he had to do was not send pictures of his **** to all and sundry and he would avoid the tag of 'worst first round draft pick in living memory'

Lucas Cook is out there somewhere in the north ballarat reserves thanking his lucky freaking stars

 

[Doss]

I don't know- at least Bootsma played a game or two. Cook on the other hand...at Melbourne in 2011 and 2012 too...

 

[yaco55]

What's the average age of marriage and procreation for country kids?

How do you classify someone as from country/rural - It's easy to blur the boundaries with increasing mobility.

 

[Phone]

does your family vote for the nationals

 

[The Speaker]

does your family vote for the nationals

What if they live in Queensland?

 

[eth-dog]

What if they live in Queensland?

PUP

 

[Phone]

everything north of brisbane is rural

 

[eth-dog]

everything north of brisbane is rural

Sunshine Coast isn't that rural. Everything North of there is though

 

[Phone]

or "does your family long for the days of Bjelke-Petersen"

 

[Doss]

or "does your family long for the days of Bjelke-Petersen"

Worrying prospect.

 

[Kakkle]

What ever did happen with Lucas Cook? Why didn't he make it?

 

[Pevers-Legend]

Apologies if this has been covered, but I don't pay any attention to the media. Was speaking to a Carlton workmate who said Bootsma faked gastro when they played GC last year so he could hang out with his gf on the beach.

WTF? If true, that should be instant sacking material, yet he got a two year contract.

 

[Doss]

What ever did happen with Lucas Cook? Why didn't he make it?

I suspect a lot of his issues were upstairs rather than lack of talent.

Just a couple of stories I've heard suggest that.

 

[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

Apologies if this has been covered, but I don't pay any attention to the media. Was speaking to a Carlton workmate who said Bootsma faked gastro when they played GC last year so he could hang out with his gf on the beach.

WTF? If true, that should be instant sacking material, yet he got a two year contract.

Sounds like something Remiers would of done.

 

[Doss]

Apologies if this has been covered, but I don't pay any attention to the media. Was speaking to a Carlton workmate who said Bootsma faked gastro when they played GC last year so he could hang out with his gf on the beach.

WTF? If true, that should be instant sacking material, yet he got a two year contract.

All true.

The best (worst) bit is that he was busted because he was stupid enough to take a photo at the beach and put it on Instagram, which betrayed his little fib rather perfectly.

 

[Pevers-Legend]

All true.

The best (worst) bit is that he was busted because he was stupid enough to take a photo at the beach and put it on Instagram, which betrayed his little fib rather perfectly.

He is even dumber than I thought. Why was he not sacked for that. That is a massive betrayal of trust of his team mates. Mind boggling.

 

[Burzum]

or "does your family long for the days of Bjelke-Petersen"

yes