Norf jokes

[Hodgepodge]

A coin was thrown on the turf during the 3rd quarter of a Norf game. Brayshaw's still trying to figure out whether it was thrown as a missile or a takeover bid.

 

[LETSGOKANGAS]

We beat Geelong

 

[Duritz]

Why did NORF cross the road?

To not go to the Gold Coast and get money and to have no members cos they're poor and shit.

 

[kangafruity]

We beat Geelong

Bugger you beat me to it

The joke is the Hawks not being able to

 

[Dumpstar]

Why did NORF cross the road?

To not go to the Gold Coast and get money and to have no members cos they're poor and shit.

hahahahaha.

 

[Duritz]

What's the difference between Boomers Missus and a two tonne barrel of animal fat?

Nothin.

 

[LETSGOKANGAS]

Knock knock

Who's there?

Shit n piss

Shit n piss who?

Shit n piss coloured can't beat Geelong sookn offended whorethorn slags

 

[Wernumberone]

 

[Plugger35]

 

[Bosk]

 

[Duritz]

The two NORF members walk into a bar.

 

[Plugger35]

One for Sooz

 

[Bosk]

The two NORF members walk into a bar.

You sure it wasn't the same Norf member walking in twice?

 

[Chinners100]

What's the difference between Lindsay Thomas and a 6 year old?


Nothing, they're both shit in front of goal

 

[Duritz]

Why is Jack Ziebell so pale?

Because NORF can't afford to pay him so he has to work at night at KFC as a janitor and he sleeps during the day so he never sees the sun.

 

[IanW]

A coin was thrown on the turf during the 3rd quarter of a Norf game. Brayshaw's still trying to figure out whether it was thrown as a missile or a takeover bid.

*claps* love your work, man.

 

[Elite Master]

What's the difference between Lindsay Thomas and a 6 year old?


Nothing, they're both shit in front of goal

Just like Sydney themselves, this attempt at a "joke" is either not rated by anyone, or goes completely unnoticed all together.

 

[Duritz]

What's on the menu at NORF's coterie club functions?

Nothing because they don't have coterie clubs because they don't have any supporters and no one would come because they're shit lol.

 

[Paganism]

 

[Piston]

I actually saw Brayshaw walking down the street the other day. He was kicking a can along as he walked, so I asked him what he was doing. He said, "Moving".

 

[LETSGOKANGAS]

I actually saw Brayshaw walking down the street the other day. He was kicking a can along as he walked, so I asked him what he was doing. He said, "Moving".

White men can't jump copying flog

 

[Quivorir]

See line 2 of sig brahs

 

[Piston]

White men can't jump copying flog

In the case of Hamish McIntosh, they can't kick either.

 

[beta_condition]

Knock knock

Who's there?

ME

Me who?

North's only member

 

[Chinners100]

Just like Sydney themselves, this attempt at a "joke" is either not rated by anyone, or goes completely unnoticed all together.

you'll probably notice us when we rip you a new one next week