Norf jokes

[Ed_Gein]

A coin was thrown on the turf during the 3rd quarter of a Norf game. Brayshaw's still trying to figure out whether it was thrown as a missile or a takeover bid.

you sure it wasn't pre game? they're so poor they wouldn't have any money for the coin-toss before the 1st bounce.

 

[Duritz]

Why did the NORF have NORF with the NORF?

Because he was NORF!

 

[Hodgepodge]

Brayshaw trekking through a rainforest stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs it, a genie pops out.

The genie says "Thanks for freeing me, I will grant you one wish"

Brayshaw says "I want us to win a threepeat, starting with 2012"

The genie shakes his head "Sorry, but even with my powers being what they are, I can't make that happen . . . how about a different wish"

Brayshaw replies "Ok, can you make Boomer Harvey an unselfish team player"?

The genie thinks and says "Hmmm . . . ok let's see what we can do about that threepeat"

 

[Paganism]

Brayshaw trekking through a rainforest stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs it, a genie pops out.

The genie says "Thanks for freeing me, I will grant you one wish"

Brayshaw says "I want us to win a threepeat, starting with 2012"

The genie shakes his head "Sorry, but even with my powers being what they are, I can't make that happen . . . how about a different wish"

Brayshaw replies "Ok, can you make Boomer Harvey an unselfish team player"?

The genie thinks and says "Hmmm . . . ok let's see what we can do about that threepeat"

I thought you were contemplating suicide some time back.....bi polar whanker

 

[huggy_b]

Why am I surprised that the Norf supporters here can't even take a joke......they can't even take a hint that they are unwanted by the rest of the AFL.

 

[Oh Darling]

Mrs Boomer Harvey goes to her doctor to find out what's wrong with her.
"Your problem is you're fat, " says the doctor.
"I'd like a second opinion" responds Mrs Harvey.
"OK, you're ugly too" replies the doctor

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Norf Mel Bum

 

[SpiderBurton22]

Hodgepode jokes.

Go ahead and kick a bag on Ryan Schoemakers.

or

Xavier Ellis is fast mowing down Brcye Gibbs.

 

[Collingw2010d]

I bumped into Mrs Boomer Harvey the other day working at a petrol station.

I said to her "Can I please have a Kit Kat Chunky?" so she gets me a Kit Kat Chunky and tells me it will be $1.00

"No" I told her, "I wanted a normal Kit Kat, you fat bitch."

 

[half_back_flank]

I thought you were contemplating suicide some time back.....bi polar whanker

Shouldn't you be pleasuring yourself to that memory of your mate getting lucky at the races right now?

 

[Dazb86]

How do you kill 20 flies at once?

Swat a norf supporter in the face with a frying pan.

 

[half_back_flank]

The biggest percentage of the Harvey household's weekly shopping budget is spent on flour*.





*Black and Gold of course.

 

[Paganism]

Shouldn't you be pleasuring yourself to that memory of your mate getting lucky at the races right now?

lol...tosser, I have never been to Flemington in my life. It is amusing though, that some 18 months later, d1ckheads like you and Bayer still run with it. Kudos, however at the attempt

 

[Bayer_]

lol...tosser, I have never been to Flemington in my life. It is amusing though, that some 18 months later, d1ckheads like you and Bayer still run with it. Kudos, however at the attempt

Oh yes, so you make a thread about getting giddy over your mate getting it off with a chick he met at the races, and it's us who have the problem? You made your bed, now you must lie in it, Faganism.

 

[half_back_flank]

lol...tosser, I have never been to Flemington in my life. It is amusing though, that some 18 months later, d1ckheads like you and Bayer still run with it. Kudos, however at the attempt

Can't afford a ticket? Neither can North.

So basically you fantasise about having the money to go to an Spring Carnival meet, where in your wildest fantasy don't actually get near a women, rather you brag about your mate getting some action.

As Bayer mentioned, gold stars for you.

 

[Duritz]

Lol I'd forgotten about the Paganism wanking in the bushes watching his mate root story!!

 

[EnglishKangaFan]

Fire at Whitten Oval, David Smorgon rocks up in his Fiat Panda and goes straight to the MFB chief.

Smorgon: This is bad, have you managed to saved all of our beloved our cups?

Chief: Don't worry, the fire hasn't reached the canteen yet

 

[Black Flag]

why did the norf player cross the road?

 

[Heisenberg_]

Fire at Whitten Oval, David Smorgon rocks up in his Fiat Panda and goes straight to the MFB chief.

Smorgon: This is bad, have you managed to saved all of our beloved our cups?

Chief: Don't worry, the fire hasn't reached the canteen yet

You're doing it wrong

 

[Con Cannedham]

Norf is so poor, when I stepped in a puddle, their head popped out and said "GET YOUR FOOT OUT OF MY BATHTUB!"

Norf is so poor i walked inside their room and picked up a popsickle from the floor and they said leave th AC alone.

Norf is so poor they was kicken a can down the street and I asked their wat they was doin and they said "movin"

Norf is so poor, they's got more furniture on their porch than in their house.

Norf is so poor, they can't even pay attention.

Norf is so poor, I saw their doing headspins on a Cheerios box in front of Goodwill for a piece of Wonder bread.

Norf is so poor, when I rang the doorbell they leaned out the window and said "DING!"


Norf is so poor I walked in and moved a skate board out of the way, and they said "Stop moving the couch!"

Norf is so poor all they has is a coupon for the 99 cent store!

Norf is so poor, I came over for dinner and saw 3 beans on the table, I took one and they said "Don't be greedy."

Norf is so poor, I came over for dinner and they read me recipes.

Norf is so poor when someone asked to go to the bathroom they said in the wood and take a left

Norf is so poor, they has to wear their McDonald's uniform to church.

Norf is so poor, they has to do drive-by shootings on the bus.

Norf is so poor, that when I needed a penny at the cash register, I asked their for one, and they said, "You know how hard I worked to find that? You can't have my life savings!"

Norf is so poor, when I was taking family portraits for you and said "Cheese!" they went looking for the line.

Norf is so poor, I saw their wrestling a squirrel for a peanut.

Norf is so poor, they can't even put their two cents in this conversation.

Norf is so poor, I lit a match in their house and the roaches started singing "Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord 'cause we got heat!"

Norf is so poor, that when i asked to use the bathroom they said " pick a corner, any corner!"

Norf is so poor, when I walked in and asked "Whats for Dinner?" They pulled out a shotgun and said "Next person that moves!"

Norf is so poor, the bank repossessed their cardboard box.

Norf is so poor, when I saw their rolling some trash cans around in an alley, I asked their what they was doing, they said "Remodeling."

Norf is so poor, they has to take the trash IN.

Have you heard the story about the old lady that lived in a shoe? Well Norf is so poor, they lives in a flip flop.

Norf is so poor, I went through their front door and ended up in the back yard.

Norf is so poor, their front and back doors are on the same hinge.

Norf is so poor, they watches TV on an Etch-A-Sketch.

Norf is so poor, they waves around a popsicle stick and calls it airconditioning.

Norf is so poor, they can't even afford to pay attention.

Norf is so poor, they can't even afford to go to the free clinic.

Norf is so poor, when they heard about the last supper, they thought they ran out of food stamps.

Norf is so poor, I saw their shaking a can around and asked their what they was doing and they said "Redecorating."

 

[JoeHawk]

We beat Geelong

Spot on. Hardly the right time for ridicule. Well done on beating the cats.

 

[Duritz]

What's the difference between NORF and a syphillitic, AIDS ridiculed hooker with thrush?

The hooker has some chance of being alive in 5 years.

 

[FancyNancy]

Hey Brayshaw what you doing in the telephone booth?
Whats it look like? We're having our AGM

 

[Pilkingbod]

Why am I surprised that the Norf supporters here can't even take a joke......they can't even take a hint that they are unwanted by the rest of the AFL.

Stop ruining this award-winning thread.

 

[PieBeast]

Look at that post count