Norf jokes

[jinny1]

I hear North are releasing the DVD to go after the pink dollar.

5 years later......

 

[FGMPR]

Wow, that's the gayest thing I've ever seen.

 

[Bennett.]

I hear North are releasing the DVD to go after the pink dollar.

If the mardi gras came past my front door right at this moment, with rainbow flags waving and dudes doing each other up the butt, it would STILL not be as gay as that pic.

 

[DarwinRoo]

You have never seen Don Scott, David Hille and Richo in the same room together have you.

 

[LuvtheKangas]

If the mardi gras came past my front door right at this moment, with rainbow flags waving and dudes doing each other up the butt, it would STILL not be as gay as that pic.

LOL, so in your world, dudes doing each other in the butt is less gay than footballers showering after winning the flag? OoooKaay ...

 

[peppy la pew]

I went to Norfs annual dinner last year, there was a sign above the entrance that said

" Please wipe your feet, on the way out "

 

[FGMPR]

LOL, so in your world, dudes doing each other in the butt is less gay than footballers showering after winning the flag? OoooKaay ...

I dunno about you, but I would think about putting some clothes on before a celebratory photo and getting close enough to rub my wang over a large group of other blokes.

 

[LuvtheKangas]

I dunno about you, but I would think about putting some clothes on before a celebratory photo and getting close enough to rub my wang over a large group of other blokes.

So, 21 naked footballers and FGMPR in there with his clothes on. Spot the man scared of his inclinations.

 

[FGMPR]

So, 21 naked footballers and FGMPR in there with his clothes on. Spot the man scared of his inclinations.

Not being prepared to get naked with a bunch of other guys and rub up against them doesn't make you afraid of any 'potentialities' stemming from your sexuality. That situation would make the vast percentage of straight men uncomfortable. Quite possibly many gay men also.

 

[LuvtheKangas]

Not being prepared to get naked with a bunch of other guys and rub up against them doesn't make you afraid of any 'potentialities' stemming from your sexuality. That situation would make the vast percentage of straight men uncomfortable. Quite possibly many gay men also.

Did you never play footy? Lots of grounds had communal showers. You don't think it's natural for guys to ham it up a bit when they've just won the flag? It says a lot about you that you would be uncomfortable in these circumstances.

 

[FGMPR]

Did you never play footy? Lots of grounds had communal showers. You don't think it's natural for guys to ham it up a bit when they've just won the flag? It says a lot about you that you would be uncomfortable in these circumstances.

The last time I played footy I was twelve. Any coach that would have allowed something like that photo would likely be serving time, but that's besides the point.

I really don't see how its outrageous to see how someone would be uncomfortable in that situation. Taking gender and/or sexuality out of the equation, not being prepared to be naked with a bunch of other people in such a situation is not a sign of 'bad character'. That is an absurd notion stemming from assumed homophobia.

 

[LuvtheKangas]

The last time I played footy I was twelve. Any coach that would have allowed something like that photo would likely be serving time, but that's besides the point.

I really don't see how its outrageous to see how someone would be uncomfortable in that situation. Taking gender and/or sexuality out of the equation, not being prepared to be naked with a bunch of other people in such a situation is not a sign of 'bad character'. That notion is completely absurd.

LOL, you know you're struggling when you deliberately allege statements that were not made. Where did you pluck "bad character" from? I never said nor implied that. Re-read what I said, I stand by it.

 

[FGMPR]

LOL, you know you're struggling when you deliberately allege statements that were not made. Where did you pluck "bad character" from? I never said nor implied that. Re-read what I said, I stand by it.

"It says a lot about you that you would be uncomfortable in these circumstances."

Something was implied there, was it not? Are you going to tell me that it was complementary?

It's pretty much clear as day what you meant with those words. I'm not offended or anything, as far as I'm concerned this has turned into an enjoyable debate, but don't pretend you didn't mean anything by it.

 

[LuvtheKangas]

"It says a lot about you that you would be uncomfortable in these circumstances."

Something was implied there, was it not? Are you going to tell me that it was complementary?

Dear me, what was implied there was what I previously stated. If you would be uncomfortable in the circumstances of the post-premiership winning match shower, then you have a real hang-up about your sexuality. Everyone else is relaxed and happy, deliriously so, because they've just won the ultimate prize in the world's best game. Focusing on the need to clothe yourself in these circumstances seems, to me at least, to be a very inappropriate focus. You've just won a flag and you're worried about being naked with your teammates? Get help, dude.

 

[Lemma]

Can we get back to the jokes please?

Norf are so poor etc

 

[LuvtheKangas]

Can we get back to the jokes please?

Norf are so poor etc

Norf are so poor, they can't even afford clothes after a premiership. Because if they could, they would dress before standing near one another.

 

[FGMPR]

Dear me, what was implied there was what I previously stated. If you would be uncomfortable in the circumstances of the post-premiership winning match shower, then you have a real hang-up about your sexuality. Everyone else is relaxed and happy, deliriously so, because they've just won the ultimate prize in the world's best game. Focusing on the need to clothe yourself in these circumstances seems, to me at least, to be a very inappropriate focus. You've just won a flag and you're worried about being naked with your teammates? Get help, dude.

Doesn't the fact that I would feel uncomfortable in such a situation equate to me having 'a real hang-up about your (my) sexuality', and in turn a character flaw, that which I felt you were implying?

edit: ignore the post, I agree. Back to the Norf jokes.

 

[jinny1]

Norf are so poor.

Nuff said.

 

[bontshow]

You don't think it's natural for guys to ham it up a bit when they've just won the flag?

Sure, with a woman maybe.

I guess they were too poor to afford one

 

[Lemma]

Surely they could have scrounged a few dollars together to pay for Boomer's missus to be the hooker. Now that's a mental image you didn't want.

 

[Oh Darling]

Norf are so poor that they couldn't afford to kit the players out in the club merchandise for their annual team photo.

 

[Bosk]

Norf are so poor, they can't even afford clothes after a premiership. Because if they could, they would dress before standing near one another.

Mate your new avatar suits you perfectly.

You also get my vote as probably the easiest poster on this board to antagonize.

 

[see see]

How do you become Norfs number one ticketholder?

Buying a membership.

Nice one

 

[Bigeasy]

Norf are so poor that they couldn't afford to kit the players out in the club merchandise for their annual team photo.

It was Skins versus Sleeves that day so the players were wearing the official club merchandise.

 

[ChappyUK]

Mate your new avatar suits you perfectly.

You also get my vote as probably the easiest poster on this board to antagonize.