not a distraction.

[Ripper]

Young Whoosha Hubbard went to the cupboard
to get his poor team a (back) bone
when he got there the cupboard was bare
so trent had to go it alone.



Bring on the footy.

 

[Streaker]

Old Jaden Connolly went to the spa
Too look for a team that was mean
When he got there He lost young Polly
Because he was missing a gene.

 

[Ripper]

Whooha said

"We can't just have Carroll
I 'll go and scrape the barrel"
and he went and dug around
"ah look what I've found
come and have a bo peep
i've found a young man called Zac Beeck."

 

[Streaker]

Old Jaden Spa
went to the car
to relive the glory of '03
he pulled out his keys
sank to one knee
and prayed for a midfielder please

 

[Streaker]

There was a young man from the Port
Who had a big genital wort
while training one day
the thing got away
so they paid him big money in court

 

[Streaker]

There was an old man called Clive
They wondered if he was alive
they bragged he could play
then bagged him all day
since then I think he has died

 

[RogerMellie]

Originally posted by West Coast Stre
There was an old man called Clive
They wondered if he was alive

Haven't you heard?

 

[ImperialPurple]

Careful RogerMellie - don't want to frighten the natives....

Man he's a freaky looking fella.

 

[back pocket]

There was a buffoon named Jako
With 4 legs and 2 heads he looked Whako
He jumped up and down
pumped his fists like a clown
Until Woosha gave him a schmacko

 

[YAKUZA]

Originally posted by RogerMellie
Haven't you heard?

But is his brain alive? particularly that part of it that makes decisions on the field

 

[Eagles4Ever]

There was a new team in the West

They thought they could beat the "Best"

With Lavendar strips and a name called "The Dockers"

They ended up being "The Shockers"

 

[Captain Random]

In Freo town did Chrissy C
A stately football club decree
Where lurid purple's football chic
And Sandiland's a towering freak
McPharlin's OP bone is weak
And Schwabby's maths is up the creek
And Hase lets Percy have a peek
And Grover's up before the beak
And Woodsy radiates mystique
And Belly's moustache is unique
And Croady had his own boutique
And Waterhouse's future's bleak
The Freo faithful always speak
How this year they will reach the peak
And West Coast's future's looking bleak
We're always hearing their critique
Of West Coast's key position clique
And how our CHB's antique
And how our path to goal's oblique
But they assume their winning streak
Will last into the second week
We'll laugh when in the eight we sneak
And down into the depths they shriek
Because their midfielders are meek
And lacking under-pack technique
Again their poultry's numeric
Before it's hatched - or so to speak

 

[The Mission Man]

Originally posted by carneagles
In Freo town did Chrissy C
A stately football club decree
Where lurid purple's football chic
And Sandiland's a towering freak
McPharlin's OP bone is weak
And Schwabby's maths is up the creek
And Hase lets Percy have a peek
And Grover's up before the beak
And Woodsy radiates mystique
And Belly's moustache is unique
And Croady had his own boutique
And Waterhouse's future's bleak
The Freo faithful always speak
How this year they will reach the peak
And West Coast's future's looking bleak
We're always hearing their critique
Of West Coast's key position clique
And how our CHB's antique
And how our path to goal's oblique
But they assume their winning streak
Will last into the second week
We'll laugh when in the eight we sneak
And down into the depths they shriek
Because their midfielders are meek
And lacking under-pack technique
Again their poultry's numeric
Before it's hatched - or so to speak

I wondered where you've been all day. I'll pay that - your hat is in the mail.

 

[Exeter]

Originally posted by carneagles
In Freo town did Chrissy C
A stately football club decree
Where lurid purple's football chic
And Sandiland's a towering freak
McPharlin's OP bone is weak
And Schwabby's maths is up the creek
And Hase lets Percy have a peek
And Grover's up before the beak
And Woodsy radiates mystique
And Belly's moustache is unique
And Croady had his own boutique
And Waterhouse's future's bleak
The Freo faithful always speak
How this year they will reach the peak
And West Coast's future's looking bleak
We're always hearing their critique
Of West Coast's key position clique
And how our CHB's antique
And how our path to goal's oblique
But they assume their winning streak
Will last into the second week
We'll laugh when in the eight we sneak
And down into the depths they shriek
Because their midfielders are meek
And lacking under-pack technique
Again their poultry's numeric
Before it's hatched - or so to speak

An order of magnitude above.

You've missed your true calling Carny

 

[Eagles4Ever]

Originally posted by The Mission Man
I wondered where you've been all day. I'll pay that - your hat is in the mail.

You wondered about carny? Meads is going to be a thesis when hes done.

 

[Mead]

Originally posted by Eagles4Eva
You wondered about carny? Meads is going to be a thesis when hes done.

Thats entirely unfair and untrue. Now, on an entirely unrelated topic, does anyone have rhyme for scrofulous?

Actually I'm sticking with elegant simplicity of rhyming 3:5:3 haikus. Zen enlightenment and sledging all in one.

Clive, Alive.
Knee dies. Takes a dive.
Won't arrive.

 

[ImperialPurple]

Originally posted by Mead

Clive, Alive.
Knee dies. Takes a dive.
Won't arrive.

Nasty.

 

[Mead]

Originally posted by ImperialPurple
Nasty.

That would be on account of me being a prick.

It was historical, not a prediction.

 

[Ripper]

Originally posted by carneagles
In Freo town did Chrissy C
A stately football club decree
Where lurid purple's football chic
And Sandiland's a towering freak
McPharlin's OP bone is weak
And Schwabby's maths is up the creek
And Hase lets Percy have a peek
And Grover's up before the beak
And Woodsy radiates mystique
And Belly's moustache is unique
And Croady had his own boutique
And Waterhouse's future's bleak
The Freo faithful always speak
How this year they will reach the peak
And West Coast's future's looking bleak
We're always hearing their critique
Of West Coast's key position clique
And how our CHB's antique
And how our path to goal's oblique
But they assume their winning streak
Will last into the second week
We'll laugh when in the eight we sneak
And down into the depths they shriek
Because their midfielders are meek
And lacking under-pack technique
Again their poultry's numeric
Before it's hatched - or so to speak

I conceed, there is no way I can match the entire law firm working on a poem.

 

[Mead]

Originally posted by RIPPER_46
I conceed, there is no way I can match the entire law firm working on a poem.

..i can just see the billing records now.
worked on anti-fremantle poem for 3 hours running. (30 units.)

 

[Ripper]

Originally posted by Mead
..i can just see the billing records now.
worked on anti-fremantle poem for 3 hours running. (30 units.)

ROFL. Glad I'm not the client.

 

[Captain Random]

Originally posted by Mead
..i can just see the billing records now.
worked on anti-fremantle poem for 3 hours running. (30 units.)

Nah, it was about half an hour's work, during lunch (which happened to occur quite late today).

Wouldn't be bad if I could charge, though. It'd be bloody pricey doggerel, that's for damn sure.

 

[Mead]

Originally posted by carneagles
Nah, it was about half an hour's work, during lunch (which happened to occur quite late today).

Wouldn't be bad if I could charge, though. It'd be bloody pricey doggerel, that's for damn sure.

Actually, it reminds me of a billing memo i saw in a file when i was working as admin clerk, for a 12 minute phone conversation with a client which ended with '..at which point I told Mr ______ to stop being a ****wit and wasting our ****ing time. 2 Units.' (obviously the original didn't have a swear filter in place)

Interestingly enough, that firm of ambulance chasers has since merged to avoid bankruptcy. Can't think why.

 

[ImperialPurple]

Originally posted by Mead
That would be on account of me being a prick.

It was historical, not a prediction.

LOL!!

 

[eagleye]

this is a really stupid thread