Sir David Attenborough
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Greetings fellow Bigfootus, I have come back from the field with some truly fascinating observations on this wonderful species. Today I'm going to briefly explore some long established and other relatively recent discoveries on the Bigfootus.
It's a well known fact that there are distinct sub-species, or tribes, of Bigfootus - such as the Bigfooty Essendonii and Bigfootus Brisbaneus. What has been oft believed but not adequately researched in the field are separate, disparate tribes whilst not instantly recognisable by appearance can be recognised through witnessing their behaviours.
These are the Bigfootus clans, groups of Bigfootus who form union through their mutual interests and dislikes of fellow Bigfootus. It is estimated that as many as 65% of Bigfootus posess affinity with a clan, though this figure may prove to be quite higher. Indeed some individuals may belong to one or 2 competing clans, these individuals are highly erratic and should be approached with caution.
The main Bigfootus clans are: the Bigfootus Trollus, the Bigfootus Peanutii, the Bigfootus Ignoramus, the Bigfootus Sniperii, and the Bigfootus Doofus.
The Bigfootus Trollus are a dysfunctional clan of mostly disparate, socially inept juveniles whose lack of social skills drive them to display antisocial, disruptive behaviour in a vain attempt to garner attention.
The Bigfootus Peanutii are a group of individuals who value the simpler things in life such as discussing trivial events, posting meaningless topics and producing unamusing posts. The Peanutii are essentially a peaceful clan yet do garner aggressive attention, particularly from the Sniperii due to their often shallow, naive behaviours.
The Bigfootus Ignoramus are the self-proclaimed 'experts' who will rattle out post after post of drivel on any given title often without any knowledge in the aforementioned field. These individuals should be avoided, heaven help you get into an argument with an Ignoramus.
The Bigfootus Sniperii are a recently defined clan, whose origin is uncertain but likely to have developed due to collective abrasion when interacting with the Peanutii. The Sniperii are an intelligent, mobile clan of individuals whose main aim is to discredit and belittle the Peanutii at any given opportunity. Whilst the Peanutii may be criticised as being too shallow, the Sniperii could be criticised for being too uptight. One thing's for sure, peace amongst the Bigfootus will never eventuate until some middle ground is met between these two warring factions.
The final Bigfootus clan are the Bigfootus Doofus, these are largely harmless individuals with a penchant for self-deprecatory behaviour often expressed in the form of re-living embarrassing incidents or making jokes to bring attention to one's self.
Unfortunately, that's all for now. Back to the field for more observations I must go!
It's a well known fact that there are distinct sub-species, or tribes, of Bigfootus - such as the Bigfooty Essendonii and Bigfootus Brisbaneus. What has been oft believed but not adequately researched in the field are separate, disparate tribes whilst not instantly recognisable by appearance can be recognised through witnessing their behaviours.
These are the Bigfootus clans, groups of Bigfootus who form union through their mutual interests and dislikes of fellow Bigfootus. It is estimated that as many as 65% of Bigfootus posess affinity with a clan, though this figure may prove to be quite higher. Indeed some individuals may belong to one or 2 competing clans, these individuals are highly erratic and should be approached with caution.
The main Bigfootus clans are: the Bigfootus Trollus, the Bigfootus Peanutii, the Bigfootus Ignoramus, the Bigfootus Sniperii, and the Bigfootus Doofus.
The Bigfootus Trollus are a dysfunctional clan of mostly disparate, socially inept juveniles whose lack of social skills drive them to display antisocial, disruptive behaviour in a vain attempt to garner attention.
The Bigfootus Peanutii are a group of individuals who value the simpler things in life such as discussing trivial events, posting meaningless topics and producing unamusing posts. The Peanutii are essentially a peaceful clan yet do garner aggressive attention, particularly from the Sniperii due to their often shallow, naive behaviours.
The Bigfootus Ignoramus are the self-proclaimed 'experts' who will rattle out post after post of drivel on any given title often without any knowledge in the aforementioned field. These individuals should be avoided, heaven help you get into an argument with an Ignoramus.
The Bigfootus Sniperii are a recently defined clan, whose origin is uncertain but likely to have developed due to collective abrasion when interacting with the Peanutii. The Sniperii are an intelligent, mobile clan of individuals whose main aim is to discredit and belittle the Peanutii at any given opportunity. Whilst the Peanutii may be criticised as being too shallow, the Sniperii could be criticised for being too uptight. One thing's for sure, peace amongst the Bigfootus will never eventuate until some middle ground is met between these two warring factions.
The final Bigfootus clan are the Bigfootus Doofus, these are largely harmless individuals with a penchant for self-deprecatory behaviour often expressed in the form of re-living embarrassing incidents or making jokes to bring attention to one's self.
Unfortunately, that's all for now. Back to the field for more observations I must go!
