OK, imagine this.

[joeyavalanche]

After a great 2011 where we get to week 2 in the finals and lose away to brisbane, we have a big pre season leading up to 2012.

Nic Nat is now the leagues premier ruckman,
Cox is coming off the bench and pinch-hitting as well as kicking a few goals.
Swift, Masten, Shuey, Kerr and Ebert are murdering it in the midfield.

We are right up there in the betting odds and we are looking good for a shake at the flag.

Then news hits.....
Ben Cousins wants to come back for a final year.
So we sign him back up for one season,
the season where we go on to win the flag.

With Tom Swift now captain, he holds the cup aloft his head alongside Woosha and just as that piece-o-shit-vic Judd did, calls Cousins up to hold the cup with Woosh and Cousins does that same arm swing, pushes that AFL announcer with the turkey gobble neck out of the way and says into the mic...

"THATS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOWT!"

 

[Big Cox]

I normally imagine Jennifer Hawkins riding my dick but whatever floats your boat I spose

 

[KaLL]

Whats your point?

 

[joeyavalanche]

no point, just imagine if it happened.

and to the jennifer hawkins guy... keep dreaming champ.
at least ben cousins in the same league!

 

[bunsen burner]

Early favourite for silliest thread of the year.

 

[the fox]

Early favourite for silliest thread of the year.

But I like it.

 

[pilot89]

Silly thread. But probably the best mental image in my head atleast for the week

 

[bali-dog]

A) - tell him he's dreamin' son

B) - yep, i'm into science fiction too

C) - which pill did you take, the red one or the blue one?

D) - hahaha

 

[fryzie]

After a great 2011 where we get to week 2 in the finals and lose away to brisbane, we have a big pre season leading up to 2012.

Nic Nat is now playing for the Western Force after switching codes and is now the league's premier winger.
Cox is overweight after becoming depressed at the prospect of Naitanui being the number one ruck and is unable to shed the kilos upon him leaving the Eagles.
Masten, Shuey, Kerr and Ebert are in prison for murdering midfielders.

We are right up there in the betting odds and we are looking good for a shake at the spoon

Then news hits.....
Ben Cousins wants to come back for a final year.
So we sign him back up for one season,
but before round 1 he is arrested in Northbridge for drug possession and suspended indefinately by the AFL.

With Tom Swift asking to be traded to Carlton our midfield is looking pretty thin and many rookie listed players are getting opportunities...

Unfortunately for Ash Hansen however, JK is still fit and firing.

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[Ted38]

After a great 2011 where we get to week 2 in the finals and lose away to brisbane, we have a big pre season leading up to 2012.

Nic Nat is now the leagues premier ruckman,
Cox is coming off the bench and pinch-hitting as well as kicking a few goals.
Swift, Masten, Shuey, Kerr and Ebert are murdering it in the midfield.

We are right up there in the betting odds and we are looking good for a shake at the flag.

Then news hits.....
Ben Cousins wants to come back for a final year.
So we sign him back up for one season,
the season where we go on to win the flag.

With Tom Swift now captain, he holds the cup aloft his head alongside Woosha and just as that piece-o-shit-vic Judd did, calls Cousins up to hold the cup with Woosh and Cousins does that same arm swing, pushes that AFL announcer with the turkey gobble neck out of the way and says into the mic...

"THATS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOWT!"

And the illicit substance you are ingesting is??

 

[joeyavalanche]

After a great 2011 where we get to week 2 in the finals and lose away to brisbane, we have a big pre season leading up to 2012.

Nic Nat is now playing for the Western Force after switching codes and is now the league's premier winger.
Cox is overweight after becoming depressed at the prospect of Naitanui being the number one ruck and is unable to shed the kilos upon him leaving the Eagles.
Masten, Shuey, Kerr and Ebert are in prison for murdering midfielders.

We are right up there in the betting odds and we are looking good for a shake at the spoon

Then news hits.....
Ben Cousins wants to come back for a final year.
So we sign him back up for one season,
but before round 1 he is arrested in Northbridge for drug possession and suspended indefinately by the AFL.

With Tom Swift asking to be traded to Carlton our midfield is looking pretty thin and many rookie listed players are getting opportunities...

Unfortunately for Ash Hansen however, JK is still fit and firing.

yyyyyyeah.... nah

 

[joeyavalanche]

And the illicit substance you are ingesting is??

i dont know.
went to see woosha at the chemist.
he just said to take 2 a day.

 

[eagles rule]

I normally imagine Jennifer Hawkins riding my dick but whatever floats your boat I spose

this

 

[Ochre]

After a great 2011 where we get to week 2 in the finals and lose away to brisbane, we have a big pre season leading up to 2012.

Nic Nat is now the leagues premier ruckman,
Cox is coming off the bench and pinch-hitting as well as kicking a few goals.
Swift, Masten, Shuey, Kerr and Ebert are murdering it in the midfield.

We are right up there in the betting odds and we are looking good for a shake at the flag.

Then news hits.....
Ben Cousins wants to come back for a final year.
So we sign him back up for one season,
the season where we go on to win the flag.

With Tom Swift now captain, he holds the cup aloft his head alongside Woosha and just as that piece-o-shit-vic Judd did, calls Cousins up to hold the cup with Woosh and Cousins does that same arm swing, pushes that AFL announcer with the turkey gobble neck out of the way and says into the mic...

"THATS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOWT!"

judd is the piece of shit and cousins is a hero?

for **** sake

 

[bigburger]

After a great 2011 where we get to week 2 in the finals and lose away to brisbane, we have a big pre season leading up to 2012.

Nic Nat is now the leagues premier ruckman,
Cox is coming off the bench and pinch-hitting as well as kicking a few goals.
Swift, Masten, Shuey, Kerr and Ebert are murdering it in the midfield.

We are right up there in the betting odds and we are looking good for a shake at the flag.

Then news hits.....
Ben Cousins wants to come back for a final year.
So we sign him back up for one season,
the season where we go on to win the flag.

With Tom Swift now captain, he holds the cup aloft his head alongside Woosha and just as that piece-o-shit-vic Judd did, calls Cousins up to hold the cup with Woosh and Cousins does that same arm swing, pushes that AFL announcer with the turkey gobble neck out of the way and says into the mic...

"THATS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOWT!"

You dick head.

 

[joeyavalanche]

judd is the piece of shit and cousins is a hero?

for **** sake

yep.

 

[NSLK]

Good thread