OT: Election 2007 - Your Vote?

[tribey]

I appreciate how tough this choice is, but as Australian citizens it is our sacred duty to vote in what will be an closely fought election.

Shaun Tait​

Tait is quite simply the greatest thing to happen to the country since Australian Rules Football was invented.

He makes Jeff Thomson look like Scott Muller and his 100mph lightning bolts can extract urine from the coolest of batsmen. He is also determined to correct Ricky Ponting's batting technique, but is waiting to be asked first.

Nathan Van Berlo​

Apart from already occupying a level of greatness not seen since Tony Lockett, Gary Ablett, Ben Hart and Gavin Wanganeen shared the same fifty metre arc during State of Origin, Nathan Van Berlo will protect us from rogue asteroids, catastrophic tsunamis and further sightings of Britney Spears' fetid cooch.

With this in mind, who has your vote for the greatest living Australian?

 

[bus24]

I'll obstain from voting.

I don't want to be hunted down by the one I don't vote for.

 

[-VC-]

VB coz he can shoot lasers from his eyes that are as fast as a Shaun Tait bouncer. Lasers hurt more than cricket balls.

 

[Southerntakeover]

Has anyone ever seen them in the same room?

 

[bus24]

Surely we can merge them into one superbeing.

Shathan Van Tait

 

[Southerntakeover]

Surely we can merge them into one superbeing.

Shathan Van Tait

And what would i do with my VB banner then?

 

[Southerntakeover]

BTW, DT, i expected a better accuracy from you.

Nathan van Berlo.

 

[RoosterLad]

I had to vote for Tait. What a great man.

 

[Dandy_GO]

VB coz he can shoot lasers from his eyes that are as fast as a Shaun Tait bouncer. Lasers hurt more than cricket balls.

BOWLING NATH

 

[Southerntakeover]

Port fans need not vote. Your opinions are irrelevant.





That means you Rory.

 

[betterthanu]

BOWLING NATH

Genius........but i had to give my vote to the redbacks, ie tait and no one else.

 

[tribey]

BTW, DT, i expected a better accuracy from you.

Nathan van Berlo.

I like to be wrong once in every thousand posts, just to recalibrate the Earth's axis.

BOWLING NATH

Another triumph!

 

[-VC-]

That was one of Dandy's original animated VB gifs. As I recall, the two soccer players diving was the first one? Absolute classic.

 

[CarnCrows]

BOWLING NATH

Brilliant.

Though I do shudder at the thought of Tait thunder bolt crossing a VB Lazer stare. It is hypothesized that it will cause a space-time continuum rip?

I abstain

 

[Dandy_GO]

That was one of Dandy's original animated VB gifs. As I recall, the two soccer players diving was the first one? Absolute classic.

Aye, recycled material

 

[Sanguinarius]

VB, cause he'll know if I dont vote for him.

Tait, you have a slight chance of avoiding, Van berlo will hunt you down

 

[Southerntakeover]

I like to be wrong once in every thousand posts, just to recalibrate the Earth's axis.

Just looking at the who voted list...

Ill assume your wrong every 1000 votes as well

 

[turbo182]

VB coz he can shoot lasers from his eyes that are as fast as a Shaun Tait bouncer. Lasers hurt more than cricket balls.

Obviously never faced taity

I'm going to vote for him so he doesn't get angry.

 

[Markthirtytwo]

Taity is now known by every sporting mad Aussie.

VB won't be until he is our captain.

 

[Alex99]

I appreciate how tough this choice is, but as Australian citizens it is our sacred duty to vote in what will be an closely fought election.

Shaun Tait​

Tait is quite simply the greatest thing to happen to the country since Australian Rules Football was invented.

He makes Jeff Thomson look like Scott Muller and his 100mph lightning bolts can extract urine from the coolest of batsmen. He is also determined to correct Ricky Ponting's batting technique, but is waiting to be asked first.

Nathan Van Berlo​

Apart from already occupying a level of greatness not seen since Tony Lockett, Gary Ablett, Ben Hart and Gavin Wanganeen shared the same fifty metre arc during State of Origin, Nathan Van Berlo will protect us from rogue asteroids, catastrophic tsunamis and further sightings of Britney Spears' fetid cooch.

With this in mind, who has your vote for the greatest living Australian?

Sean Tait and Nathan Van Berlo may be super human in there effort on the sporting field and the air apparent to greatness but they still have a lot to learn from the true great man himself.


My Vote -

The Great man David "Clarence" Boon