Our stand-in captain

[Bigger]

For a Tasmanian, he's very Fremantle is our Moose, isn't he? If you saw him outside the markets with a didgeridoo, you'd be certain he'd twirled a flaming stick before. He knows when the secret pizza joint is open. Give him an apple, a knife, a beercan and a couple of minutes and you'll be savouring ingenious monster party cones in no time flat.

I reckon when they train on Freo oval, he gets most excited about the fact Michael Franti once played a Big Day Out there.

A nose-pierced hair farmer who's explored more than his fair share of human sexuality. Just quietly.

I love him. I love everything about him.

He's a seven-foot Russell Brand for the 21st-century footy mad and he's our ****ing Captain.

Smash those Geeeebungholes, Moose - in an acceptably consensual though entirely forceful way, of course. Artistically pile up their corpses and show 'em how a real child of the universe gets their ****ing groove on.

 

[One_Wing]

I like that the narrative in the eastern state media is that Fyfe should stand down and let Brayshaw take over. And Freo is like Alex Pearce

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Alex Pearce

Age

30

Ht

201cm

Wt

98kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.6

3star

K

5.2

2star

HB

5.4

4star

M

3.4

3star

T

1.8

4star

MG

106.3

2star

No current season stats available

D

11.0

3star

K

5.0

2star

HB

6.0

4star

M

4.4

4star

T

0.8

3star

MG

103.2

2star

is the stand in captain.

 

[arsesmart]

For a Tasmanian, he's very Fremantle is our Moose, isn't he? If you saw him outside the markets with a didgeridoo, you'd be certain he'd twirled a flaming stick before. He knows when the secret pizza joint is open. Give him an apple, a knife, a beercan and a couple of minutes and you'll be savouring ingenious monster party cones in no time flat.

I reckon when they train on Freo oval, he gets most excited about the fact Michael Franti once played a Big Day Out there.

A nose-pierced hair farmer who's explored more than his fair share of human sexuality. Just quietly.

I love him. I love everything about him.

He's a seven-foot Russell Brand for the 21st-century footy mad and he's our ******* Captain.

Smash those Geeeebungholes, Moose - in an acceptably consensual though entirely forceful way, of course. Artistically pile up their corpses and show 'em how a real child of the universe gets their ******* groove on.

Is Tasmania the Fremantle of states?

 

[Wilksyy]

I guess he’s very nu-Fremantle but so is Fyfe.

Pavlich was old school Fremantle.

 

[Descent]

For a Tasmanian, he's very Fremantle is our Moose, isn't he? If you saw him outside the markets with a didgeridoo, you'd be certain he'd twirled a flaming stick before. He knows when the secret pizza joint is open. Give him an apple, a knife, a beercan and a couple of minutes and you'll be savouring ingenious monster party cones in no time flat.

I reckon when they train on Freo oval, he gets most excited about the fact Michael Franti once played a Big Day Out there.

A nose-pierced hair farmer who's explored more than his fair share of human sexuality. Just quietly.

I love him. I love everything about him.

He's a seven-foot Russell Brand for the 21st-century footy mad and he's our ******* Captain.

Smash those Geeeebungholes, Moose - in an acceptably consensual though entirely forceful way, of course. Artistically pile up their corpses and show 'em how a real child of the universe gets their ******* groove on.

Okay, so you've listed a bunch of Tassie stereotypes, what makes him so Fremantle?