- Nov 9, 2001
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For a Tasmanian, he's very Fremantle is our Moose, isn't he? If you saw him outside the markets with a didgeridoo, you'd be certain he'd twirled a flaming stick before. He knows when the secret pizza joint is open. Give him an apple, a knife, a beercan and a couple of minutes and you'll be savouring ingenious monster party cones in no time flat.
I reckon when they train on Freo oval, he gets most excited about the fact Michael Franti once played a Big Day Out there.
A nose-pierced hair farmer who's explored more than his fair share of human sexuality. Just quietly.
I love him. I love everything about him.
He's a seven-foot Russell Brand for the 21st-century footy mad and he's our ******* Captain.
Smash those Geeeebungholes, Moose - in an acceptably consensual though entirely forceful way, of course. Artistically pile up their corpses and show 'em how a real child of the universe gets their ******* groove on.
I reckon when they train on Freo oval, he gets most excited about the fact Michael Franti once played a Big Day Out there.
A nose-pierced hair farmer who's explored more than his fair share of human sexuality. Just quietly.
I love him. I love everything about him.
He's a seven-foot Russell Brand for the 21st-century footy mad and he's our ******* Captain.
Smash those Geeeebungholes, Moose - in an acceptably consensual though entirely forceful way, of course. Artistically pile up their corpses and show 'em how a real child of the universe gets their ******* groove on.