Outstandingly average vanilla Joe thread.

[subaru]

Error margin of +/- 2, right?

Yep - I was being over generous -also holder of gold pass since Matthew Primus coached

 

[Dazb86]

Cameron Guthrie

^^^How many brownlow votes did you poll this year Cameron?

What can be best described as an extra role in Geelong's midfield Cam did his best work getting out of the way of Selwood and Danger. Bit like a white bread sandwich with no filling. Despite what Geelong fans tell you his ceiling is firmly in the middle class territory of players. The type of bloke that has to be introduced to you 5 times before you remember his name.

 

[Bont2Bruce]

When I typed "vanilla afl" into google image search, this is what I got:

 

[Hoooops]

Cameron Guthrie

^^^How many brownlow votes did you poll this year Cameron?

What can be best described as an extra role in Geelong's midfield Cam did his best work getting out of the way of Selwood and Danger. Bit like a white bread sandwich with no filling. Despite what Geelong fans tell you his ceiling is firmly in the middle class territory of players. The type of bloke that has to be introduced to you 5 times before you remember his name.

LOL bookmarked!

 

[Jean Claude Vas Deferens]

Rohan Smith, even his name was Coles brand Vanilla.

Smith…. totally Vanilla.
But Rohan…. that's like premium salted caramel ice-cream with macadamia swirls and half cut disco-bickies thrown in for good measure!

 

[TerryWallet]

In 2003 the Ben Kinnear Medal was struck. In honour of Ben, it was to be awarded to the biggest Stringless Guitar in the AFL each year.

*'s Henry "Hank" Slattery is the only Triple Kinnear Medalist.

Although Carlton had many worthy Kinnear Medallists over this period, they continually took votes off each other. Alas, only Marcus Davies can lay claim to a Kinnear.

 

[ChappyUK]

 

[Smeg Head]

I present a specimen of vanilla, passed around like a schoolgirl at St Kilda.

 

[Smeg Head]

Or how about the many moods of Matt 'Vanilla' Crouch?

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

 

[Mofra]

First rounder, players like a rookie that eeks out 35 games in his career that hardly anyone notices

 

[_Mike_]

Tim Callan

Rodney Eade's forgotten "finals specialist".. A bloke who is unsighted the entire season and gets called up for playing finals footy

#Eadelogic

 

[Bont2Bruce]

The essence of vanilla.

 

[_Mike_]

Played ordinarily enough to go unnoticed and missing on big occasions.

After all, the Bay named a prestigious award after him

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Vanilla thread.

This one was better and far more entertaining:

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/who-is-the-afls-most-vanilla-footballer.1143659/

 

[Sainter3and7]

Jason Blake. One really memorable game, against Swans, in 219 games. Master of kicking it backwards and sideways. Capable of playing any position, all of them in a vanilla way.

 

[RelaxMax]

Smith…. totally Vanilla.
But Rohan…. that's like premium salted caramel ice-cream with macadamia swirls and half cut disco-bickies thrown in for good measure!

Liked especially for the "half cut disco-bickies"

 

[Cadillac]

 

[oogac]

Sorry BJD ... but had to be done

 

[Shane Sheridan]

Bit harsh, still remember some of Riccardi's runs along the wing

 

[oogac]

Occasionally go to Vanilla in Oakleigh for a coffee or bite to eat.

Dont see many Vanilla Joe's there ... mainly Vanilla Spiro's

Although I did see this guy there once

 

[Starburns_]

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Brain Power

 

[DanWA]

 

[Percel]

Peter Street

The equal tallest player to ever play the game he quit football because he was no good and took up a career as a Police Officer. Street has requested this thread be put in his #Divvy van.

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Lol'd a lot, multifaceted answer

 

[Starburns_]