Pizza!?

[Zeke]

Apparently I need to get into the pizza business...

Just phoned up the local pizza place to order the usual 'hawaiian with pepperoni', and the dude said they were so busy they would take my number and give me a call when it was done, then warned me it could be an hour. Sheesh.

I just want a freaking pizza.

 

[Zeke]

Still no call.

If they don't ring soon I will be forced to use the alternative pizza service in my area. Unfortunately, Mario doesn't win any pizza cooking awards.

 

[carn_the_nmfc]

Originally posted by Zeke
Still no call.

If they don't ring soon I will be forced to use the alternative pizza service in my area. Unfortunately, Mario doesn't win any pizza cooking awards.

Why don't you call them back because they may have forgotten.

 

[Zeke]

PIZZA!

Got the blessed call, drove round the corner (it is raining) and picked up one large hawaiian with pepperoni. Yum. Accompanied by a couple of Cascade Premium Lagers, a meal fit for a king.

 

[mantis]

Anyone who has pineapple & pepperoni together on a pizza, deserves to die, hell anyone who puts pineapple on a pizza at all., deserves the same fate.

 

[Zeke]

Originally posted by mantis
Anyone who has pineapple & pepperoni together on a pizza, deserves to die, hell anyone who puts pineapple on a pizza at all., deserves the same fate.

Pineapple is a perfectly appropriate and acceptable pizza topping. Always has been, always will be.

 

[mantis]

Originally posted by Zeke
Pineapple is a perfectly appropriate and acceptable pizza topping. Always has been, always will be.

Never has, never will.

 

[Zeke]

Originally posted by mantis
Never has, never will.

Since when have you assumed the title of Pizza God?

 

[GoalsFrom50Out]

Eww. Pizza.

 

[Mooster]

Originally posted by GoalsFrom50Out
Eww. Pizza.

See? While you people are bickering over who should or shouldn't be shot over pineapples something like this happens.

Kind of puts things in perspective, doesn't it?

 

[mantis]

Originally posted by Zeke
Since when have you assumed the title of Pizza God?

I was born with the title.

 

[eagleskickass]

Its not a pizza without pineapple...!

 

[doggies40]

Originally posted by mantis
Anyone who has pineapple & pepperoni together on a pizza, deserves to die, hell anyone who puts pineapple on a pizza at all., deserves the same fate.

Mantis no-one deserves to die just beacuse they like pineapple on there pizza , im one of these people who has to have pineapple on my pizza, its not a pizza without it.

 

[trent]

Go the pineapple on the pizza dudes!

 

[Nic]

Make mine a thin-crust pepperoni. Please.

 

[Docker_Brat]

It's a hard knock life.

 

[Zeke]

This pizza (complete with pineapple) was bloody tasty - two pieces left, any takers before I give it to the dog?

 

[Thrawn]

Ha.

Fruit mixed with meat is just not... right! Meatlovers all the way...

 

[GoalsFrom50Out]

Originally posted by Mooster
See? While you people are bickering over who should or shouldn't be shot over pineapples something like this happens.

Kind of puts things in perspective, doesn't it?

When I went to Melbourne in mid-September with my friend and his family (Manson concert). Now, they're Vegetarian's. I don't care, my friend is only because he was raised as one.

One evening, his Mum said she'd bring home Pizza. I was expecting a nice Cheeselovers for me and him to share, oh-no. We got this ... thing. It was green, the cheese smelt weird, it had no sauce, and instead of meat, pineapple ... ANYTHING, it had Beans, and Sprouts.

I can't eat Pizza anymore.

 

[Kid Dynamite!]

Pizza is not a dessert

 

[Mooster]

Originally posted by GoalsFrom50Out
One evening, his Mum said she'd bring home Pizza. I was expecting a nice Cheeselovers for me and him to share, oh-no. We got this ... thing. It was green, the cheese smelt weird, it had no sauce, and instead of meat, pineapple ... ANYTHING, it had Beans, and Sprouts.

I can't eat Pizza anymore.

Dude! Are ya alright?

Look, it's not pizza's fault that these freakish heathens called the green thing a 'pizza.' They could have called it anything. If they said it was 'freshly-clubbed baby seal' would you stop eating freshly-clubbed baby seals? No.

The proper take is that you shouldn't eat anymore of these green things. Do yourself a favor, return to Melbourne and order a supremo meat-lover's pizza asap. If it makes you sick, go directly over to these bean sprout-eating weirdo's house and puke it up all over their front room.

Thank me later,

 

[GoalsFrom50Out]

Originally posted by Mooster
Dude! Are ya alright?

Look, it's not pizza's fault that these freakish heathens called the green thing a 'pizza.'

I know . But now whenever I look at a Pizza I see images of that ...thing.

 

[The D9]

Hey you guys reminded me.........

I don't know where I heard it, what you do, if you live near a pizza shop, and you are drinking and don't want to drive, because the whole kill someone thingy, and you have only got enough money for either food or a cab, so you don't spend into your drinking money for the night, Order a pizza for delivery to your mates house, ask for a garlic bread and a diet sprite or something that NO ONE would have the same combination, the when you see the delivery guy come out of the shops with that order, tell him that the order is yours, and that you still want it delivered, but along with you. Se if he refuses, you just walk, and he is stuck with the order, if he says yes, you get your lift, and you pizza. Beeaauuttiiffuull.

 

[la47]

Originally posted by GoalsFrom50Out
Eww. Pizza.

I sorta agree but it can be ok...not nearly as good as its cracked up to be.

Good fish and chips however...

 

[Mobbs]

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