Player Etiquette 101

[bigburger]

This is a toilet. You urinate in it.

Things you do not Urinate on:

(A restaurant)

(A Police Station)

O sorry scrap that last one.

 

[PUSSIES_07_FLAG]

Football goals - you kick the ball through the two middle sticks.

 

[bigburger]

Things you take:

(Marks)

Things you do not take:

(Drugs)

 

[purpleman]

(Marks)

Things you do not take:

(Drugs)[/quote]


unless you want one of these

Things you take:

 

[The Night Shift]

but if you really want

be prepared for

and

tainted premierships

 

[huggy_b]

This is your team mates girlfriend.

If your team mate is not around but his girlfriend is, it is unreasonable of you to expect her to sexually relieve you. For this, you will need to find your own girlfriend.

 

[budge11]

This is your team mates girlfriend.

If your team mate is not around but his girlfriend is, it is unreasonable of you to expect her to sexually relieve you. For this, you will need to find your own girlfriend.

Fail.

 

[Rockford]

This is your team mates girlfriend.

If your team mate is not around but his girlfriend is, it is unreasonable of you to expect her to sexually relieve you. For this, you will need to find your own girlfriend.

If your team mate is Shane Crawford and your girlfriend is not around...

 

[The Night Shift]

Spiffy shoes there being sported by shane...

 

[Frankston Rover]

When leaving a club, try to let them down easy and on as best terms as possible.

Right:
- I've given everything and to be honest, I just want to go home. It's not about the money, it's about being happy.

Wrong:
- These drug crazed tools are scaring the shit out of me and one of Australia's richest men has backed a B double full of cash up to my house so I'm moving home to rub $100 bills all over myself.

 

[Kickpuncher]

When tanking dont make to obvious and lose by a embarassing margin.

Right:
- Let the other team get far in front and come back just to miss your last shot to win the game.

Wrong:
- Dont do a Carlton and lose most of the game by a average of alot.

Right:
- Dont tank altogether and actualy try and win the game.