Mega Thread Port Forum 'General AFL Talk' Thread Part 5 - Cont. in Part 6

[OneGreatClub]

How lame is this?

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-08-...-to-work-letter-to-boss/8852504?section=sport

This is up there with their Twelve Days of Christmas

 

[Magus]

Which part is incorrect?

If you're gonna add women's league flags to the tally then you may aswell add up the flags won at every level.

 

[chiwigi]

Which part is incorrect?

They have done very poorly considering the huge leg ups they have received.

 

[OneGreatClub]

On seven News RORY SLOANE RUSHED TO HOSPITAL WITH APPENDIX... in other news... North Korea fires Missile at Japan

 

[_VXV]

"Most Port supporters have never worked"

……… cannot attend their Centrelink/Court appointment……

 

[edgie]

More to the point, what kind of softie can't front up to work on time after going to a football game that should finish no later than 9:30pm?

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[Duck Farmer]

More to the point, what kind of softie can't front up to work on time after going to a football game that should finish no later than 9:30pm?

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9.00 pm if they're losing.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

OGC shitting the bed over the neighbours as usual haha this fred wouldn't be the same without it I guess.

 

[PA88]

How lame is this?

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-08-...-to-work-letter-to-boss/8852504?section=sport

I need to ask but is this for real? If it is I'm going to have a ball issuing copies out to my colleagues. So is it for real?

 

[Contested Marx]

DEAR __________________

Please excuse ____ Beryl ____

From late night shopping and baking scones Friday morning for the church fete on Sunday as she will be at the football Thursday and on the following morning will be recovering on one of those REVITIVE Circulation Booster which Allen Border seems to be keen on.

She might even miss the knitting classes Saturday.


Sincerely,




Fages

 

[Nelso]

I need to ask but is this for real? If it is I'm going to have a ball issuing copies out to my colleagues. So is it for real?

100% legit

 

[Contested Marx]

I need to ask but is this for real? If it is I'm going to have a ball issuing copies out to my colleagues. So is it for real?

Yep for real.

 

[finbarr]

Fages is such a card.

 

[240volt]

On seven News RORY SLOANE RUSHED TO HOSPITAL WITH APPENDIX... in other news... North Korea fires Missile at Japan

Sadly i miss all this living in Perth. Guess you can't help bad luck

 

[PA88]

Yep for real.

100% legit

Love it!! Can't wait to distribute copies.

 

[pip_]

I need to ask but is this for real? If it is I'm going to have a ball issuing copies out to my colleagues. So is it for real?

I wanted to ask the same Q. But think about it, it's CLEARLY done in jest. It's not real.

 

[Contested Marx]

I wanted to ask the same Q. But think about it, it's CLEARLY done in jest. It's not real.

Yes it's done in jest but that doesn't make it

a) not real
b) funny or clever

 

[PA88]

I wanted to ask the same Q. But think about it, it's CLEARLY done in jest. It's not real.

Yes I guess it is. However having a mental image of him saying it seemed so real

 

[pip_]

Yes it's done in jest but that doesn't make it

a) not real
b) funny or clever

Well you've hit the nail there

 

[glitch01]

Yes it's done in jest but that doesn't make it

a) not real
b) funny or clever

Fortunately our marketing and media department would never stoop to such cringeworthy efforts.
We wouldn't use heaps of emojis and 'clever' memes......(I may be being a touch sarcastic.....)


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[Contested Marx]

Fortunately our marketing and media department would never stoop to such cringeworthy efforts. We wouldn't use heaps of emojis and 'clever' memes......


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Well I've copped crap for the KT email encouraging members to get to games, let alone the other stuff

 

[GremioPower]

Bye weeks suck...

 

[HinkleysHeroes]

This shit needs to be on bay13. With a transcript of fages wanting Thursday night footy exclusively.

 

[edgie]

Someone who works at the Adelaide club should use that letter on Friday morning.

Oh wait...

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[PA88]

You can recover from appendicitis in 3 to 4 days.