Mega Thread Port Forum General AFL Thread Part 22

[Portology]

That bloody game just about cured me of the COVID** I picked up two nights back at a classically over the top corporate Sydney event at MoCA in the Rocks. You know the sort, burlesque dancers, sabre-wielding women slicing open 6L bottles of Veuve, 20Kg wheels of parmesan and grana padano sitting out on their lonesome. Sickening levels of waste. Well literally sickening in my case and I did my best to hack into that bloody cheese lol.

**several shots of a decent 45% Serbian plum brandy is helping

 

[philreich]

Kim Hodgeman backpfeifengesicht

I still remember Kym Hodgeman's Magarey Medal speech, "I'd like to thank my parents - especially Mum and Dad."

 

[PowerBaz]

Just saw this pic in an Adelaide Now article where #Malcom was saying, “There really has not been a lot of improvement in the Adelaide team” when asked on the Crows season to date. I wonder the pic was taken at a Crows function...


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Saw him at Aldi a while back, tracky dacks, Ugg boots, looking like he couldn’t care less.

 

[Del165198]

Saw him at Aldi a while back, tracky dacks, Ugg boots, looking like he couldn’t care less.

Is one meant to dress up to visit ALDI?

 

[Capital Power]

Is one meant to dress up to visit ALDI?

I always do - it's not like you can sneak through the self serve in your Port flanket - you actually have to interact with another person. I hate it

 

[Jojay]

Saw him at Aldi a while back, tracky dacks, Ugg boots, looking like he couldn’t care less.

I saw him a while back at Woolies on Goodwood Rd. - pretty sure he was in trackie dacks as well. Assumed he'd be taller.

 

[Holden Hillbilly]

 

[Interstater]

AFL 2022 summed up in one photo for me

 

[Garibaldi Red]

Any more news on Eddie's book, or are they still looking for another ghost writer after Ali Clarke had second thoughts?

Crows fans will rename part of AO “The Eddie Betts lined his pockets”

 

[PowerBaz]

I saw him a while back at Woolies on Goodwood Rd. - pretty sure he was in trackie dacks as well. Assumed he'd be taller.

I digged it, he was like I just don't care and I want to go outside shortly for an other smoke.

 

[Portmagpies36]

Is one meant to dress up to visit ALDI?

That is dressing up for an ALDI customer.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

If Bailey Smith

3

Bailey Smith

Age

25

Ht

185cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.3

5star

K

8.5

3star

HB

9.8

5star

M

2.3

2star

T

3.8

5star

CL

2.7

4star

D

19.8

5star

K

9.6

4star

HB

10.2

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

3.2

4star

CL

3.2

4star

D

14.8

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

7.2

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

3.4

5star

CL

1.6

4star

had pulled that shit on Bruce Light there wouldn't be smiles and handshakes after the match, more likely missing teeth and broken bones.

 

[Steve Dore]

Crows fans will rename part of AO “The Eddie Betts lined his pockets”

Surely in true Camry Crows' tradition they will take out a Supreme Court injunction to prevent its publication.

 

[JimmyBC]

Carn' West Coast if ya gonna show up for one game this year make it this one lol

 

[tribey]

Carn' West Coast if ya gonna show up for one game this year make it this one lol

Got a sneaking suspicion Shuey won’t be getting away with his shruggy ducky headfirstery today.

Crows by 13 (frees).

 

[JimmyBC]

There's seriously more talent on paper in the West Coast side than Adelaide.

 

[Grave Danger]

AFL 2022 summed up in one photo for me

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I'm glad you didn't post the video that pic comes from - cringeworthy stuff.

 

[68vette]

If Bailey Smith had pulled that shit on Bruce Light there wouldn't be smiles and handshakes after the match, more likely missing teeth and broken bones.

In the car park after the game.

 

[Us against the rest]

There's seriously more talent on paper in the West Coast side than Adelaide.

Let's hope they click today.

 

[JimmyBC]

Let's hope they click today.

McGovern out

 

[JimmyBC]

Perfect weather for Adelaide supporters.. eat shit

 

[tribey]

Perfect weather for Adelaide supporters.. eat shit

Remember when they used to look down their noses at our sparse crowds during the nadir of 2011?

If this was at Football Park there’d be 7 people there.

 

[TeeKray]

Tex going out of his way to show how much he loves his Indigenous teammates by running into an open goal and handballing backwards to McAdam, actually making the goal more difficult in the process.

 

[JimmyBC]

West Coast are soooo bad

 

[Enviable Tradition]

A starting midfield of ROB, Laird, Crouch and Keays.

Is that collectively the worst kicking midfield ever?