Mega Thread Port Forum General AFL Thread Part 25

[JUSTWORK]

Didn’t expect them to win, but I’d of thought they at least be able to show more than this.

Not even remotely competitive.

 

[Finest of Wines]

The afl need to get Ken up to the suns at the end of the season

 

[Del165198]

Fold coast.

 

[Greasyrhys]

Putrid suns

 

[240volt]

Yeah, but the guy is a moron who always throws up statistical improbabilities as if it's likely to happen. One team is 50 points down in the last quarter then gets two in a row, and he starts acting like the comeback win is on.

He's just hypes up the most banal thing to the point that his entire commentary is meaningless. If you go at 110% all the time there's no levels to go to when something good actually happens.

In other words he's a fkhead

 

[Greasyrhys]

The suns can definitely take stinkley off our hands in exchange for Dew to be an assistant to Carr at Port.

 

[philreich]

Surely no South Australian would begrudge Tex holding the Premiership cup.
It would be the final piece of his redemption.
After all, they are the team for all South Australians.

Thanks - you just put me off my dinner .

 

[Powerade 08]

Football just doesn't work on the Gold Coast. They have enough talent to stop this from happening, but it doesn't work out.

 

[Grave Danger]

No, not Tasmania, Canberra or Ballarat - this is tomorrow's forecast for Alice Springs, where the Dees will be playing GWS:

 

[gbear]

Port should beat the suns very comfortably next Saturday night.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Dwayne has an unhealthy obsession with Tex.

 

[TheTruthBeTold]

This win makes it most unlikely for us to surpass Collingwood's percentage.

 

[JimmyBC]

Only Daddy can save Gold Coast.

 

[NoddyHolder]

Dwayne has an unhealthy obsession with Tex.

Dwayne commentates crow games like a fanboi who's won a competition to get to commentate a crow game

 

[Finest of Wines]

David swallow

24

David Swallow

Age

33

Ht

186cm

Wt

87kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

21.1

5star

K

11.7

4star

HB

9.4

5star

M

3.2

3star

T

4.4

5star

MG

307.5

4star

D

18.4

4star

K

11.1

4star

HB

7.3

4star

M

4.3

4star

T

4.6

5star

MG

283.9

4star

D

19.4

5star

K

10.0

4star

HB

9.4

5star

M

2.8

3star

T

5.0

5star

would have to be right up there for having the most inconsequential 200 game career

 

[Coobk001]

This win makes it most unlikely for us to surpass Collingwood's percentage.

Yep not even in the realms of possible now.

There were hints of a mid season slide from the Pies, but the last 2 weeks have stopped that from happening.

 

[Enviable Tradition]

When did the crows last re-record their song? It sounds like its on a gramophone

Crows fans think that is a new technology.

On SM-G975F using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[TheTruthBeTold]

Yep not even in the realms of possible now.

There were hints of a mid season slide from the Pies, but the last 2 weeks have stopped that from happening.

And this is good, because they will go in with premiership favouritism.

 

[Portmagpies36]

Fold coast.

They are going nowhere

 

[TazD]

Pray4Stewdew intensifies

 

[afl2004]

Dwayne shut up you're hore mouth

 

[raman]

I reckon the Suns win this

 

[TheTruthBeTold]

Suns hitting back, could reduce this to under 50 points.

 

[EskimoPAFC]

Yeah, but the guy is a moron who always throws up statistical improbabilities as if it's likely to happen. One team is 50 points down in the last quarter then gets two in a row, and he starts acting like the comeback win is on.

He's just hypes up the most banal thing to the point that his entire commentary is meaningless. If you go at 110% all the time there's no levels to go to when something good actually happens.

Its funny how I read this post without context yet immediately knew you were talking about Dwayne. Its spot on lol

 

[EskimoPAFC]

Also I absolutely ****ing loved that Jamie Elliott goal