Media Positive news thread

[Chipmunk]

In between all of the sh*t stirring and campaignerage which happens here, I realised some of my happy SFA moments this season have been banding around posters who have had great news. But these have been hidden in match threads. As we’re hitting July and the off-season, I’ve created this thread to try and build a bit of momentum.

Tag someone who has had happy news and we can all get around them. A little like the inspirational memes, but with stories.

Yes, I know this will likely and up landfilled or hijacked jut let’s see

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[serial_thrilla]

Santoz has progressed to using pull up nappies. This is positive news for everyone.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

 

[VeinGlorious]

Santoz has progressed to using pull up nappies. This is happy news for everyone.

Mate, I’m the one that has to change them.
Not cool.

 

[VeinGlorious]

hijacked

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Bombers. We have a job.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Mate, I’m the one that has to change them.
Not cool.

Take him out to the backyard and hose him down instead then.

 

[Pugsley]

I was able to exercise

 

[VeinGlorious]

Take him out to the backyard and hose him down instead then.

Jesus, that looks like fun!

 

[Ned_Flanders]

I'm positive that the WONDERS will suck more arse in S30 than a bombers off season on fyre island

 

[VeinGlorious]

I'm positive that the WONDERS will suck more arse in S30 than a bombers off season on fyre island

Not the only positive thing that’s happened to you lately.
Apparently you tested positive to chlamydia after you made out with that koala.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Not the only positive thing that’s happened to you lately.
Apparently you tested positive to chlamydia after you made out with that koala.

pffff as if that worries me

this is the Furies way of managing STI's

 

[VeinGlorious]

pffff as if that worries me

this is the Furies way of managing STI's

The koala left your joint with more diseases than it had before it got there.

Impressive.

 

[Chipmunk]

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[TheInjuryFactory]

Hey Doctor Colossus you were right, looks like there are some positives for Las Vegas this off season.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

My penis reduction surgery went really well. Get around me.....especially if you are a smoking hot chick.

Does it still get in the way of your sunnies or is it sorted now?

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Does it still get in the way of your sunnies or is it sorted now?

Sadly mate my post got deleted by a mod who left me this message.

"Come on dude, don't post this sort of s**t".

I ******* hate being called "dude".

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Not allowed to use the term "hot chicks" anymore.

 

[VeinGlorious]

Not allowed to use the term "hot chicks" anymore.

What’s this ******* world coming to Tony?! Huh? What!

 

[VeinGlorious]

Does it still get in the way of your sunnies or is it sorted now?

HA! Because you are implying there is a dick on his forehead impeding his vision due to its enormity prior to said reduction!

Gold man, just gold.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

HA! Because you are implying there is a dick on his forehead impeding his vision due to its enormity prior to said reduction!

Gold man, just gold.

Cheers dude.

 

[Metalcrusher]

Not allowed to use the term "hot chicks" anymore.

You're a hot chick.

 

[VeinGlorious]

Cheers dude.

Mate, for you, ALMOST anything.

 

[Metalcrusher]

Mate, for you, ALMOST anything.

You would swallow TIF?

 

[VeinGlorious]

You would swallow TIF?

I said ALMOST.