Opinion Posts That Don't Deserve a Thread (Random Opinion or Questions)

[sataris]

What does the average swans mod look like

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Sorry Ticky009

I kind of did Ticky009 dirty with this.

So here's the female version

 

[Dubai Quacker]

Prince Frederick of Denmark whos wife Mary had previously spent a night with a Swans player - maybe Ryan Okeefe

Well, there you have it.

 

[Millky95]

The King!



They are onto you

 

[The King!]

ha ha

Jesus

Forgot my password


oh i read it, upset i got a premiership captain and eagles player

sam mitchell was the low option

 

[Kiama Chris]

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I'm quite a big fan of the crop tops.

The real thing look soooo much better!

 

[Kiama Chris]

I kind of did Ticky009 dirty with this.

So here's the female version

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Ticky is a brunette.

 

[sataris]

Ticky is a brunette.

Apologies

Here you go.

 

[Ticky009]

Apologies

Here you go.

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She's much younger than me LOL but I'll take it. Well done mate and thanks for your efforts.

 

[Kiama Chris]

Apologies

Here you go.

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Fair effort. Almost right.

 

[sataris]

She's much younger than me LOL but I'll take it. Well done mate and thanks for your efforts.

Any other requests?

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Any other requests?

Detective Sergeant Bedders of the Media Policing Squad?



** ducks for cover **

 

[bedford]

Detective Sergeant Bedders of the Media Policing Squad?



** ducks for cover **

GUH first locked up at Banks st

 

[rustycrate]

GUH first locked up at Banks st

So you really are a copper!!

 

[bedford]

So you really are a copper!!

Federal

 

[sataris]

Detective Sergeant Bedders of the Media Policing Squad?



** ducks for cover **

 

[sataris]

GUH first locked up at Banks st

I think it misunderstood my prompt, but it looks like a mugshot

 

[robbieando]

I think it misunderstood my prompt, but it looks like a mugshot


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Still too young

 

[sataris]

Still too young

I feel like we're entering SBD Gonzalez territory.

 

[bedford]

I have a medium long sleeve jumper hardly ever worn by my son , no number and happy to give it to a new home for free

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

I have a medium long sleeve jumper hardly ever worn by my son , no number and happy to give it to a new home for free

That is very generous of you.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

I know I've mentioned the Mofra bottom 50 player's thread on the Bay before. It delivers both astute observations and some withering turns of phrase. He really provides some champagne quality comedy.

Mofra's assessment of Jacob Hopper's (see below ) first season at the Tiggers had me in tears of laughter and my stomach cramping.

I hope you enjoy it even half as much as I did. Here it is.

Player 30 - Jacob Hopper

Pictured: Ollie Wines from wish.com

Likes: Kicking
Hates: At a target

Jacob Hopper is yet another first round draft pick from GWS who decided to move to back to Victoria because, as a NSW resident growing up, he was homesick.

A former pick 7, Jacob is very good at winning the contested ball. But the problem with football is you need to kick the thing, and Hopper seems to think a Target is where you get a Kris Kringle gift for a co-worker you don't particularly like. It kind of reminds me of getting a discount vibrator for an ex-girlfriend and then she told me she couldn't use one anyway, because last time she tried she chipped her teeth.

Anyway after 114 games for GWS he disappointed their dozens of loyal fans and went to Richmond on a monster $750k, 7 year deal. They paid a second rounder and a future first round pick because Richmond mortgaged their future to try and keep Hardwick, who treated them like a 'first wife' and left anyway. Hopper really wanted to play under Hardwick... and for a few weeks of his 7 year deal, he got that opportunity. Richmond offered a similar contract deal to Taranto too, who is a bit like Hopper except he can play forward occasionally and gets a bit more of the ball. I think they do skills training together.

This year, as one of Richmond's highest paid players, Jacob finished equal 14th from 16 games in their B&F, kicking 7 goals for the season and going at 54 per cent efficiency by foot. He has officially killed the phrase 'you get what you paid for'. Teams can often carry a ball winner with poor disposal but two of them in the one midfield? Gippsland has better mushroom recipes than this so called recipe for success. Richmond wiped themselves out of two drafts, and both players are on 7 year deals. Given they missed finals this year and have nothing to rebuild with, Richmond are facing a future so bleak their fans rank somewhere between 'US action on gun control' and 'St Kilda's trophy room' on the hope index.

Fun fact: Jacob Hopper debuted in 2016 and managed a whopping 32 disposals on the way to a 92 point win against Gold Coast in his first ever game. He hails from Leeton NSW which considers itself 'Australia's rice capital', which also happens to be where Mark Taylor grew up. Hopper's lack of ability by foot led to the town closing their Target store in January 2021.

Jacob, Hoppsy (I made that up), enjoy the next 6 years at Richmond and welcome to the Bottom 50 for 2023.

 

[Jewelsbon]

I know I've mentioned the Mofra bottom 50 player's thread on the Bay before. It delivers both astute observations and some withering turns of phrase. He really provides some champagne quality comedy.

Mofra's assessment of Jacob Hopper's (see below ) first season at the Tiggers had me in tears of laughter and my stomach cramping.

I hope you enjoy it even half as much as I did. Here it is.

Oh my stars that is incredible, one of the funniest things I've read. The line "facing a future so bleak their fans rank somewhere between 'US action on gun control' and 'St Kilda's trophy room' on the hope index" is the stuff of legend, truly brilliant.

I'm sitting on a beautiful cruise ship in Okinawa Harbour and I literally spat my Mai Tai all over the lady sitting on the deckchair opposite me!

Both she and my husband were unimpressed...

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Oh my stars that is incredible, one of the funniest things I've read. The line "facing a future so bleak their fans rank somewhere between 'US action on gun control' and 'St Kilda's trophy room' on the hope index" is the stuff of legend, truly brilliant.

I'm sitting on a beautiful cruise ship in Okinawa Harbour and I literally spat my Mai Tai all over the lady sitting on the deckchair opposite me!

Both she and my husband were unimpressed...

Bwahaha.… gold star reaction.

Mofra needs to add a warning these posts

”Please do not read while eating or drinking”

 

[sataris]

Oh my stars that is incredible, one of the funniest things I've read. The line "facing a future so bleak their fans rank somewhere between 'US action on gun control' and 'St Kilda's trophy room' on the hope index" is the stuff of legend, truly brilliant.

I'm sitting on a beautiful cruise ship in Okinawa Harbour and I literally spat my Mai Tai all over the lady sitting on the deckchair opposite me!

Both she and my husband were unimpressed...

This distance is actually kind of impressive!

 

[Jewelsbon]

This distance is actually kind of impressive!

I did pretty well. I mean she wasn't on the other side of the pool or anything, but it went a good 3 metres!