The King!
Chosen One
Locket - I reckon he has lived the most interesting life, and after he left St Kilda, it appears to have been mostly on his own terms. He's maintained a marriage and raised four (?) kids whilst being a superstar. He's refused to allow media into his life, and has steadfastly kept his feet on the ground. I'd ask him if laughed about the pig, did he fear for his safety when he kicked his 1300th, when did he realise that he was going to break the record, what were Paul Kelly and Paul Roos like to play with? Was the preliminary final win his favourite Swans moment...
Let's face it, he wouldn't be able to shut me up!
Plus like Bobby would fall asleep