Game Day Qooty Tour of BigFooty - SFA v Collingwood Picas. What's Qooty? Come find out! LIVE MATCH THREAD

[Temploar]

4 : 18.05 {C} - Temploar wins the tap decisively.
4 : 18.13 {rW} - barrackers has a paddock.
4 : 18.17 {lW} - Nice n Crispy receives his handpass.
4 : 18.22 {lW} - Nice n Crispy dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 18.25 {lW} - A Bit High drags Nice n Crispy down beautifully.
4 : 18.3 {rW} - A Bit High is now off and running.
4 : 18.34 {CHF} - Throws it onto his boot.
4 : 18.38 {CHF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
4 : 18.42 {CHF} - Now saintkildaman has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 18.48 {FF} - Handballs to Blacky...

Blacky's about to get smashed by me.. I can feel it in my bones.

 

[Ant Bear]

Seven minutes is a looooooong time in qooty

 

[ClarkeM]

TIME TO SUB ME IN

 

[Ant Bear]

This is a bit extreme, but when they're close those simmers who are the greatest attention whores stretch it out. They claim that it builds suspense.

ClarkeM

Old man yells at Cloud_

 

[frizzle]

I think I left for the pub at half time.

 

[Far Kern]

Old man yells at Cloud_

I've pointed the finger squarely at him earlier in the thread.

 

[Temploar]

My ruckwork has been sublime today. Almost every contest has led to a scoring opportunity.

 

[Mooresome]

TIME TO SUB ME IN

Its Motlop ?

 

[Blacky]

My ruckwork has been sublime today. Almost every contest has led to a scoring opportunity.

Yeah for both sides

 

[ClarkeM]

This is a bit extreme, but when they're close those simmers who are the greatest attention whores stretch it out. They claim that it builds suspense.

ClarkeM

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[Temploar]

Yeah for both sides

I'm the one constant when it comes to both teams then. Even more deserving of BOG!

 

[Far Kern]

Yep.

 

[barrackers]

Doing my best to replicate both Harry O and Heater, unfortunately between dropped marks, errant kicks and fighting teammates I may have looked at the wrong parts of their game for inspiration.

1 : 1.52 {rW} - Long raking kick in the direction of barrackers.
1 : 1.57 {rW} - No-one can take the mark.
1 : 2.01 {rW} - barrackers has possession.
1 : 2.07 {rW} - He has time to take a bounce.

1 : 8.24 {rW} - Pumps it long for barrackers.
1 : 8.28 {rW} - barrackers spills the mark.
1 : 8.32 {rW} - barrackers breaks a tackle and is off.

2 : 7.53 {rW} - barrackers turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
2 : 7.57 {lW} - A wild kick laterally towards Nice n Crispy.

2 : 24.34 {rW} - Gets a handpass away to barrackers.
2 : 24.38 {rW} - barrackers has a bounce.
2 : 24.43 {rHFF} - He's still going.
2 : 24.47 {rHFF} - barrackers's taken another bounce.

3 : 9.09 {rW} - barrackers coathangers Loonerty and then remonstrates with a few of his teammates. Calm down son or you'll get booked.
3 : 9.13 {lW} - Nobody's checking Loonerty.

3 : 16.28 {rW} - So barrackers ... with a moment to digest his options.
3 : 16.32 {CHF} - His kick covers more height than distance.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Get on with it Clarke!

 

[ClarkeM]

4 : 18.52 {FF} - This will be a goal to Blacky.
4 : 18.57 {FF} - Great goal by Blacky.
Sweet FA XX : 14.16.100
Collingwood : 16.7.103

 

[Temploar]

4 : 18.52 {FF} - This will be a goal to Blacky.
4 : 18.57 {FF} - Great goal by Blacky.
Sweet FA XX : 14.16.100
Collingwood : 16.7.103

WHERE THE * WAS I?

 

[Mooresome]

WTF took him ten minutes to kick game should be over ???

 

[Far Kern]

4 : 18.52 {FF} - This will be a goal to Blacky.
4 : 18.57 {FF} - Great goal by Blacky.
Sweet FA XX : 14.16.100
Collingwood : 16.7.103

 

[frizzle]

WHERE THE **** WAS I?

Somewhere going the biff I suspect.

 

[Temploar]

This has officially gone on longer than an actual AFL quarter...

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Old man yells at Cloud_

I've pointed the finger squarely at him earlier in the thread.

I'm nowhere near as bad.

 

[ClarkeM]

4 : 19.01 {C} - Footypie32 wins the hitout unopposed.
4 : 19.09 {rW} - barrackers with a little space.
4 : 19.13 {C} - He tries to find Fryer Tuck with a chip pass.
4 : 19.17 {C} - Fryer Tuck appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
4 : 19.21 {C} - Fryer Tuck takes them on.
4 : 19.25 {rW} - He elects to use barrackers and kicks in that direction.
4 : 19.3 {rW} - But he picks out the opposition.
4 : 19.34 {rW} - Running with the ball is A Bit High.
4 : 19.38 {lW} - A short kick to Loonerty.
4 : 19.42 {lW} - Loonerty is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
4 : 19.46 {rW} - Taking the ball is barrackers.
4 : 19.5 {lHFF} - He kicks to a contest.
4 : 19.54 {lHFF} - Top mark - not paid.
4 : 19.58 {lHFF} - beez fighting to get a clear kick.
4 : 20.02 {lHFF} - A wild handball - but luckily Temploar was well placed to clean up.
4 : 20.07 {lHFF} - Obese Arachnid receives his handpass.
4 : 20.11 {lHFF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : 20.15 {rHFF} - Kick goes sideways.
4 : 20.19 {rHFF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
4 : 20.23 {rHFF} - Matt_352 scoops up the ball.
4 : 20.27 {lFP} - Long raking kick in the direction of reggie.
4 : 20.31 {lFP} - reggie gets too far under the ball.
4 : 20.36 {lFP} - reggie breaks a tackle and is off.
4 : 20.4 {lFP} - reggie's kick is close to the boundary. In fact its over the boundary.
4 : 20.44 {rBP} - BRAB takes off.
4 : 20.48 {lHBF} - His kick is hurried.
4 : 20.54 {lHBF} - But in the way is Matt_352.
4 : 20.58 {rHFF} - Matt_352 takes off.
4 : 21.02 {FF} - Throws it onto his boot.

 

[Far Kern]

I'm nowhere near as bad.

Yep. My sincerest apologies.

 

[iBeng]

I NEED A HERO, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I NEED A HERO!

 

[cammo6556]

Clarke is loving the me time here