Racing Ralph Horowitz v The World

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Stiubhart

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Likely biggest reason Mr R H doesn't have a decent racing gig on TV is simply he doesn't have the look.

Oh and a guesser.
1. He used to sit next to me in the same form year at Tech School.
2. He once had a gig as a Strapper at Brian Ralph's Stables looking after a campaigner of a horse called Holsam.
3. I once beat him on the punt in 1984 , I backed a horse called Sir Grate at Flemington @ 100/1 , his horse is still coming home.
4. I gave him a belting around the park in the 1980/81 Under 12's cricket GF...























Did I mention he sat next to me in Tech School...That would fu** anybody's head and immediately make them no good for anything.
 
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1. He used to sit next to me in the same form year at Tech School.
2. He once had a gig as a Strapper at Brian Ralph's Stables looking after a campaigner of a horse called Holsam.
3. I once beat him on the punt in 1984 , I backed a horse called Sir Grate at Flemington @ 100/1 , his horse is still coming home.
4. I gave him a belting around the park in the 1980/81 Under 12's cricket GF...























Did I mention he sat next to me in Tech School...That would **** anybody's head and immediately make them no good for anything.
Holsam - remember him quite well. Brown colours predominantly on the silks as I recall.
Won the Moonee Valley Cup at big odds.
Was a rogue, loved to bit you given half a chance.
 

IKnowtheDog

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1. He used to sit next to me in the same form year at Tech School.
2. He once had a gig as a Strapper at Brian Ralph's Stables looking after a campaigner of a horse called Holsam.
3. I once beat him on the punt in 1984 , I backed a horse called Sir Grate at Flemington @ 100/1 , his horse is still coming home.
4. I gave him a belting around the park in the 1980/81 Under 12's cricket GF...























Did I mention he sat next to me in Tech School...That would **** anybody's head and immediately make them no good for anything.

Tech School is a great gauge of finding someone's age.

Did he wobble in his younger days?
 

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Stiubhart

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Holsam - remember him quite well. Brown colours predominantly on the silks as I recall.
Won the Moonee Valley Cup at big odds.
Was a rogue, loved to bit you given half a chance.
Correct Weight there Saintly Viewed :thumbsu: , Ralphy used to call him a Kent of a horse.

Tech School is a great gauge of finding someone's age.

Did he wobble in his younger days?
Certainly true where I'm concerned :D

BTW IKnowtheDog , "Wobble" (to rock from side to side ?)
 

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Bunk Moreland

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Def still on Twitter. Still angry at the world.

Basically he’s permanently pissed off because he doesn’t have a job. That’s it. He got the arse from RSN because his ratings were shithouse. He’s carried on since (publicly and privately) that it was some sort of personal agenda driven by others against him. It wasn’t. And he carries on that it’s why he’s not employed today. He isn’t. People don’t like him now because of the way he’s treated people since (on social media etc).

He got sacked and he couldn’t handle it... ffs everybody in media gets sacked throughout their career, just have to cop it and move on to the next thing. He can’t.

As for his tipping business, fu** me. The guy openly admits he doesn’t bet. At all. How the fu** are you supposed to pay for tips that the person themselves won’t even back with their own money.
 

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