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From. To Melbourne.
I had no idea you're South African. How did you become such an Aussie Rules fan?
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From. To Melbourne.
I had no idea you're South African. How did you become such an Aussie Rules fan?
I had no idea you're South African. How did you become such an Aussie Rules fan?


but that, as they say, is history! I’m a member with reserved seats and go to the games with a fairly large group of other diehards
.I’ve always loved sport, particularly cricket (of the test variety). Nothing like sitting on the grass at Newlands on a sunny, summer’s day.
Was a fairly interested follower of rugby back in SA, but for me, Aussie Rules is the game. It just has everything - athleticism, skill ( sometimes) extreme fitness, fast paced etc.
I confess I thought it was a little weird in my few visits here before immigration, but fell in love with it quite quickly when we came to live. After just having one rugby team per province in SA it still fascinates me that a place like Melbourne can have so many teams. I love the tribalism.
My kids were very young when we came, so they just had to have a team when they started school, and when the prep teacher of one of my sons threatened to eat him (she was fairly large) unless he went for the Saints...well that was it. If I knew then what I know now, I would have changed schools and picked another teambut that, as they say, is history!
South Africans as a rule are pretty sports mad which certainly made this an easy place to move to.
. When I was a kid a highlights show was shown on terrestrial TV, but it went off air and I forget about the sport for years. Then it came back to the UK via Sky and then BT sports, with live matches, and I just started watching and picked up the rules as I went along. My only complaint is there aren't enough punch ups these days, as opposed to my childhood of Aussie blokes with huge mullets treating it as a bar room brawl.
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I've lost sixteen pounds in two months since going vegetarian. Must admit I'm astonished by this, and it just shows you what crap is in fast food and processed meats like bacon. Yesterday my brother asked if I'm ill, as I've lost so much weight quickly! I'm down from 13 st 8 to 12 st 6.
If you get to London try Mildred's, we went to the one in Soho, my daughter is vegan so found it that way and it was some of the best food I had in the UK. Get your brother along and he might convert. It's good enough that you might put the weight back on though.
Another thing is I eat far fewer chips. Do you call them chips or French fries? Only eaten them twice since I gave up meat.
Both, chips is chips unless it's faux chips in which case it's shit or you walk into a pub which has like an ex pat who demands proper Englishisms.
Very lax on things.
Also, gotta say, yay for taking 2 days off, I can nap when I want to, woo!
I fear our cousins down there have been brainwashed by American propaganda.You have a mix of Englishisms and Americanisms out there, right? At least you drive on the left - very important! Do you use the metric of kilometres per hour or the correct way of miles per hour?I fear our cousins down there have been brainwashed by American propaganda.
The Aussie barbie would be a huge no no for me now, sadly.
We are kilometres. The US uses miles still. We are more like the pretentious Europeans with their logical decimal metric system. England uses miles to be quaint and the US to be obstinate. Imperial measurements are insanely illogical.
Yes and no, AF for example is much better than BSW which we often coined as British Solution Wanking, where they just summed up the measuement of something, decided to be different of the sake of it, took their pants off and just swung freely over everything that can be measured anointing it.
In this case AF is good since it standardises BSW, but there's no real reason you need .35 of a mm outside of something from 1840 deciding to exist in todays age.
Is this you MUFKilda?I share your initial view of Aussie Rules, as I had no idea what was going on but enjoyed the fast pace and the punch ups. When I was a kid a highlights show was shown on terrestrial TV, but it went off air and I forget about the sport for years. Then it came back to the UK via Sky and then BT sports, with live matches, and I just started watching and picked up the rules as I went along. My only complaint is there aren't enough punch ups these days, as opposed to my childhood of Aussie blokes with huge mullets treating it as a bar room brawl.
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Speaking of miles/kilometres - still can't get my head around the logistics of the Voyager mission.We are kilometres. The US uses miles still. We are more like the pretentious Europeans with their logical decimal metric system. England uses miles to be quaint and the US to be obstinate. Imperial measurements are insanely illogical.
As if I wasn't in love with you already. Now this. Capetown. God's own country and a favourite destination. Do you still have your accent? Don't answer immediately because you're in serious danger right now and don't know it.From. To Melbourne.



As if I wasn't in love with you already. Now this. Capetown. God's own country and a favourite destination. Do you still have your accent? Don't answer immediately because you're in serious danger right now and don't know it.![]()

Sshhhh! Don't say anything. Let me imagine that saffer accent in my head. Sorry if it was a bit over the top, but I was in a four year relationship with a woman who was from Capetown. She was an IP lawyer, smart as a whip, funny, and of course, a saints supporter. Couldn't have been more perfect. Went back home. Left my heart in pieces on the floor. Still converse with her. Didn't mean to make you uncomfortable. Too much hyperbole?Well.
I’m not quite sure how to respond to this - might quite possibly be speechless for the first time in my life - but rest assured, if I did know what to say, it would be delivered with a Capetonian accent!
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Pakenham youre allowed to board a Vline train heading into the city. Its about the only place that its allowed.So apparently when the oldies ( or others without a license, because the experience is so crap no-one would do it voluntarily ) catch the V-Line from Gippsland to Melbourne, the train fills up with nuffy commuters at Packenham and Dandenong, using it as and express service to the city.
Worse on the way back ,they say there is no disembarking at Packenham but a flood of people still get off there, without repercussion.
Of course these fine upstanding folk always stand up to allow the 75 year old to get a seat. ( nope ).
The nature of Myki is that they pay the same as they would for a regular suburban service.
God we are crap at doing ordinary mundane things that every other country in the world seems to just do without thinking.
You go to Britain the distance trains aren't even in the same stations as the tube, and you sure as hell can't get on them with a tube ticket.