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Basically a similar concept to the 'Poster Whore' on the Blues version of The Backyard. Just post anything, doesn't have to make sense, doesn't need to be interesting, just post!:thumbsu:
 
I'll start it off.....
Today was today. Yesterday was yesterday. Tomorrow is tomorrow.
 

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I just found a gift a friend of mine who now lives in Japan sent me last Christmas that I never got around to opening. It's an inflatable swan head that you wear around your groin. I'm not even joking.


Edit: Actually, upon further inspection, it's a duck's head.


Edit again: No, it clearly says on the box it's an "inflatable wild swan". I even found a picture of it online.


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Basically a similar concept to the 'Poster Whore' on the Blues version of The Backyard. Just post anything, doesn't have to make sense, doesn't need to be interesting, just post!:thumbsu:
See if we can rival Carlton's version and become the biggest BF posters!

Lets hope we never rival Carlton in the treatment of goal kickers :eek:
 
...and half the people you know are above average.

except for 1. I wonder what half that person is in?

That depends on whether you know an even or odd number of people.

If you know an even amount, then the "average" person is somewhere between the two closest.
 
I just found a gift a friend of mine who now lives in Japan sent me last Christmas that I never got around to opening. It's an inflatable swan head that you wear around your groin. I'm not even joking.


Edit: Actually, upon further inspection, it's a duck's head.


Edit again: No, it clearly says on the box it's an "inflatable wild swan". I even found a picture of it online.


360800348_42e40f12e1.jpg

So... I hesitate to ask... what is it for exactly? Is it purely ornamental, or does it serve a practical purpose?
 

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I haven't opened it yet to see but if it's anything like the other stuff this company sells (it's not the first present from this company I've received from this friend...) then it will just be for fun. It's inflatable but has compressed air pockets inside that you "burst" by hitting it hard or something like that to make it inflate.
 
I hate typing something into search engines & it comes up with "did you mean this?: ____" no, I did not mean that, if I meant that, I WOULD'VE WRITTEN THAT! :mad:
 
I haven't opened it yet to see but if it's anything like the other stuff this company sells (it's not the first present from this company I've received from this friend...) then it will just be for fun. It's inflatable but has compressed air pockets inside that you "burst" by hitting it hard or something like that to make it inflate.

You have weird friends...what could you possibly need an inflatable swan head for?
What other stuff has your friend sent you?
 
The one who sent me that gift certainly is a weird one - nice girl though. She definitely fits in in Japan.

She also sent me a set of inflatable breasts, from the same company. My fiancee got me a tiny little Crows guernsey a while back (seriously this thing would fit a newborn) so I pinned it up in my office and put the inflatable breasts inside it, since I couldn't think what else to do with them. Since then the Crows guernsey has had all sorts of things added to it by my office-mate and other friends, like an opera mask, a big green hat, badges, etc. I should give it a name!
 

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I lied to someone last night, which I now feel really bad about.
Also pissed about Callum Ferguson's knee injury, was hoping he'd make the test team this Summer!
 
if your going to drive 15kms under the speed limit every ****ing day along Tapleys Hills Road near the airport kindly get the **** in the left lane.
I'll add, if you want to go 50 in the 70 zone on Perry Barr Road, kindly pull over for ****sakes!
 
Totally just smashed that centipede. He is gawwwwwwwwnnnn. Deserved it too, all squiggling and squoogling around the house. Bam, finished, done.
 
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