Roast Rants, off-topic banter, who ignores who & what Greg Williams' relatives know

[VDS66]

I suggest you google it

Convenient to use?

 

[Ekomaira]

I suggest you google it

stop jerking his chain and tell him

 

[VDS66]

stop jerking his chain and tell him

Job?

 

[triggering bro]

Job?

You’re all over it old head. Make sure to ask your wife for one

 

[Joffaboy]

Should i ask what a handy is?

A handy is a wristy you noddy

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[StKing11]

No doubting the goat has the penthouse booked filled with the highest class of escorts Launnie offers. What a man

Not exactly sure high class and Tassie escorts go together mate, although if I keep drinking tonight maybe I’ll find out..

Rumor in the lobby has it GOAT has the entire top floor booked, and has lingerie clad supermodels hand feeding him grapes and wine out of a saucer whilst they fan him with giant fern leaves as he sits on his throne. Richo still won’t play him in the midfield though smh.

 

[triggering bro]

Not exactly sure high class and Tassie escorts go together mate, although if I keep drinking tonight maybe I’ll find out..

Rumor in the lobby has it GOAT has the entire top floor booked, and has lingerie clad supermodels hand feeding him grapes and wine out of a saucer whilst they fan him with giant fern leaves as he sits on his throne. Richo still won’t play him in the midfield though smh.

I can just see Richo in the corner of the bar with a five o’clock shadow, sipping on the cheapest scotch available & shaking his head at how blessed the great one is

 

[StCicatriz]

I’m staying at the same hotel in Launnie as the Saints again, have seen all the boys here. Bit of discussion on travelling emergencies, have seen Marshall and Clark but no Paton.

I was at the bar on the froths and GOAT kept walking past, his presence is God like tbh. I guess that’s what it’s like being at Heaven’s gates.

Also Paddy really is a lovely bloke.

Get the GOAT on the cans

 

[triggering bro]

Get the GOAT on the cans

I reckon he’s the type of campaigner to play better hung over

 

[VDS66]

You’re all over it old head. Make sure to ask your wife for one

Oh dear. GOAT yoghurt...

 

[SaintWWodonga]

I can just see Richo in the corner of the bar with a five o’clock shadow, sipping on the cheapest scotch available & shaking his head at how blessed the great one is

Pity it wasn't cheap wine with his 3 day growth...

 

[Greg1853]

No doubting the goat has the penthouse booked filled with the highest class of escorts Launnie offers. What a man

not my area of expertise (really..no really...I mean really), but I am wondering if that is an oxymoron

 

[triggering bro]

not my area of expertise (really..no really...I mean really), but I am wondering if that is an oxymoron

Goat would’ve had some Scarlet Blue girls flown in imo

 

[gringo2011]

Should i ask what a handy is?

Didn't you have melt down about fingering? Both are basically what they sound like...think of the Oz way of shortening every word and you have it.

 

[gringo2011]

Not exactly sure high class and Tassie escorts go together mate, although if I keep drinking tonight maybe I’ll find out..

Rumor in the lobby has it GOAT has the entire top floor booked, and has lingerie clad supermodels hand feeding him grapes and wine out of a saucer whilst they fan him with giant fern leaves as he sits on his throne. Richo still won’t play him in the midfield though smh.

Should castrate Richo and have him peel Goat's grapes now that the players have taken over.

 

[VDS66]

Didn't you have melt down about fingering? Both are basically what they sound like...think of the Oz way of shortening every word and you have it.

Yeah but the former is a violation, the latter a natural action for any self-respecting male...

 

[gringo2011]

Yeah but the former is a violation, the latter a natural action for any self-respecting male...

Why is the man allowed to flog off but a woman can't enjoy a fingering. You sir, are a sexist swine.

 

[VDS66]

Why is the man allowed to flog off but a woman can't enjoy a fingering. You sir, are a sexist swine.

Different context malaka.

Giving as opposed to self inflicting.

I'm all for the fairer sex showing equality when it comes to that sort of stuff.

And why should that activity be confined to women?

 

[gringo2011]

Different context malaka.

Giving as opposed to self inflicting.

I'm all for the fairer sex showing equality when it comes to that sort of stuff.

There are women who like a foreign finger, it doesn't have to be a violation. That sounds like an assumption that women should only like a bit of missionary, let the man have his 30 seconds then go to sleep satisfied. You need to get with some less prudish types.

 

[VDS66]

There are women who like a foreign finger, it doesn't have to be a violation. That sounds like an assumption that women should only like a bit of missionary, let the man have his 30 seconds then go to sleep satisfied. You need to get with some less prudish types.

Yeah, might leave the lights on next time...

 

[Indie Rock]

This thread has gone to a dark dark place

 

[austinnn]

I can see why this conversation ended up in the Greg Williams thread.

 

[triggering bro]

Different context malaka.

Giving as opposed to self inflicting.

I'm all for the fairer sex showing equality when it comes to that sort of stuff.

And why should that activity be confined to women?

I’ve never met a bloke that enjoys his arse fingered. Or at least admitted to it. Bleach Weller might?

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I can see why this conversation ended up in the Greg Williams thread.

Word

 

[triggering bro]

This thread is full of gems. You could make a book out of it

 

[Archiemcd19]

4 Webster
3 Dunstan
2 Hickey
2 Phillips
1 Membrey
1 Coffield
1 Clark
1 Gresham

Hunter Clark was one of the worst players on the ground. You can't possibly be giving him votes