RDT XYZ - No way home

[Ochre]

Keyser = racist

Quinz = racist

Larrikin = racist

and i have proof

 

[happy_eagle]

onyacoxy = baby broker

I dont have proof though

 

[lewigie]

Show show show

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Where's Holly tonight?

It's her pick in the phantom draft, and it's the first night all week that she hasn't been RDTing til the wee hours.

 

[happy_eagle]

Maybe she is serious about cutting down her posting

 

[Keys]

The Norf board has Fritzled her

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

The Norf board has Fritzled her

Good luck to them then

I notice that her thread is almost the most popular thread on their board. Shows what a lively bunch they are most of the time. Or how excited they get over the attention of a teenage girl maybe

 

[larkis]

I have no clue why I signed up for the draft thread

Thankfully Collingwood's first pick is straight forward

 

[Mr Eagle]

9,000+ posts and god knows how many RDT posts. Quitting is for quitters.

 

[Biggie]

Nearing 20000 posts.

I love teh intraweb

 

[larrikin]

Keyser = racist

Quinz = racist

Larrikin = racist

and i have proof

Ochrism is justified

 

[Mop]

Onyacoxy is a myth.

 

[Mr Eagle]

Onyacoxy is a myth.

That's not how you spell 'git'!

 

[HollyLovesWCE]

(91???, i think)



I feel like i have missed so much!! So let me sum it up in a conveniently ordered list, requiring only one post (to save posts, because i am not one of those people who likes to post lots )

1. I was not on here as i sat up til 1:30am trying to finish my book, which I did... I cried for about the last 20 pages... good stuff

2. Stop baggin me just coz the North boys love me so much. Are you guys jealous, coz that would make me feel special!!!!

3. I always use the Quick Reply button, and was unaware that there even was another button avaliable

4. I hate that you guys had fun without me! Don't let it happen again!

5. Did you miss me???

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Less questions, more phantom draft picks plz kthxbai.

 

[lewigie]

Noone gives a shit about you, turncoat!

****ing stupid india and raining. Didn't wanna get embarrassed.

 

[larkis]

(91???, i think)



I feel like i have missed so much!! So let me sum it up in a conveniently ordered list, requiring only one post (to save posts, because i am not one of those people who likes to post lots )

1. I was not on here as i sat up til 1:30am trying to finish my book, which I did... I cried for about the last 20 pages... good stuff

2. Stop baggin me just coz the North boys love me so much. Are you guys jealous, coz that would make me feel special!!!!

3. I always use the Quick Reply button, and was unaware that there even was another button avaliable

4. I hate that you guys had fun without me! Don't let it happen again!

5. Did you miss me???

Didn't miss you, it's always more fun without girls around, go back to the North board and please don't tell everyone your life story. Ty

 

[Crimson King]

Dear Players of Grimsby Town FC

I am writing with regard to my absolute astonishment and disbelief as to the sheer magnitude of your complete lack of talent and failure to carry out the job for which you are paid to do. I am not aware of any swear word or other derogatory phrase in my current vocabulary which comes close to a description of your ‘performance’ (and I use that term loosely) this afternoon, but let me just say that you have collectively reached a level of inadequacy and ineptitude that neither I nor modern science had previously considered possible.

In fact I recall a time, in my youth, when I decided to call in sick at work and instead spent the entire day in my one bedroom flat wearing nothing but my underpants, eating toast and wánking furiously over second-rate Scandinavian pr0n. Yet somehow, I still managed to contribute more to my employer in that one Andrex-filled day than you complete bunch of toss-baskets have contributed to this club in your entire time here.

I would genuinely like to know how you pathetic little píssflaps sleep at night, knowing full well that you have taken my money and that of several thousand others and delivered precisely **** all in return. I run a business myself, and I believe I could take any 4,000 of my customers at random; burn down their houses, impregnate their wives and then dismember their children before systematically sending them back in the post, limb-by-limb, and still ensure a level of customer satisfaction which exceeds that which I have experienced at Blundell Park at any time so far this season.

You are a total disgrace, not only to your profession, not only to the human race, but to nature itself. This may sound like an exaggeration, but believe me when I say that I have passed kidney stones which have brought me a greater level of pleasure and entertainment than watching each of you worthless excuses for professional footballers attempt to play a game you are clearly incapable of playing, week-in, week-out.

I considered, for a second, that I was perhaps being a little too harsh. But then I recalled that I have blindly given you all the benefit of the doubt for too long now. Yes, for too long you have failed to earn the air you’ve been breathing by offering any kind of tangible quality either as footballers or as people in general. As such, I feel it’s only fair that your supply runs out forthwith.

I trust, at this precise moment in time, that Mr Fenty is in his office tapping away on the Easyjet web site booking you all one-way flights to Zurich, complete with an overnight stay with our cheese eating friends at Dignitas. Don’t bother packing your toothbrush – you won’t need it.

In the event that our beloved chairman can’t afford the expense (understandable given that he’s soon going to have to assemble a new squad from scratch), then I am prepared to sell my family (including my unborn child) to a dubious consortium of Middle Eastern businessmen in order to pay for the flights. Christ, I’ll drive you there myself, one-by one, without sleep, if I have to.

Failing that, understanding that most dubious Middle Eastern businessmen are tied-up purchasing Premier League football clubs, I ask you to please take matters into your hands. Use your imagination, guys – strangle yourselves or cover yourself in tinfoil and take a fork to a nearby plug socket, or something. Just put yourselves and us fans out of our collective misery.

So, in summary, you pack of repugnant, sputum-filled, invertebrate bastards; leave this club now and don’t you ****ing dare look back. You’ve consistently demonstrated less passion and desire than can commonly be found within the contents of a sloth’s scrotum, so frankly you can just all **** off – don’t pass go, don’t collect your wages, don’t ever come back to this town again.

I look forward to you serving me at my local McDonald’s drive-thru in the near future.

Yours sincerely,

A very disillusioned Mariner

Rant of the year.

 

[WCEforeverman]

Where did you get it from?

 

[Crimson King]

http://www.thefishy.co.uk/cgi-bin/forum/Blah.pl?m-1257631840/

 

[Mattman93]

Yay the pissing contest is back.

 

[wce_all_da_way]

Didn't miss you, it's always more fun without girls around, go back to the North board and please don't tell everyone your life story. Ty

Hehaw.

See what happened to the CIB group? Lol at the people that got so involved.

 

[Mattman93]

Lol @ Holly starting a thread on the bay. Gonna get derailed majorly for sure..

 

[HollyLovesWCE]

Fail?

i don't think i should quit my day job! I didn't think the idea was that bad tho... i think i should change my account name to something tough and manly...

 

[Biggie]

Fail?

i don't think i should quit my day job! I didn't think the idea was that bad tho... i think i should change my account name to something tough and manly...

OldmaninunderpantslovesWEstCoast for mine

Could be a tad long however.