Regrettable Things You've Said.

[Marklar_33]

So after we won our Lawn Bowls GF (seriously), the four of us went out on the town (all young blokes, under 30)

We had actually won $100 for winning said event, and one of the pubs in town had a promotion going for a new alcopop vodka drink, $2.50 a bottle. So, why not!?!

Anyway, a lot of these lolly waters into the night, and the convo moves to a girl from work we all found particularly attractive. So mid-mostly-normal-conversation, I drop this little gem "why don't we all go round to said females house, hold her down and take turns?" Seemed like an hilarious line in my pissed state! Anyway, without even seemingly noticing, the guy who was speaking before me just kept on going with what he was saying for a good 30 seconds. In this time I've realised what I'd blurted out but thought I'm ok here no one has even heard

Mate stops talking and mate B turns and stares at me and says "I think we should revisit what Marklar just said!" to which I reply "No, probably just move on hey?"

A few laughs but I certainly felt like a right campaigner for suggesting sexual assault...

 

[ioppolo]

So after we won our Lawn Bowls GF (seriously), the four of us went out on the town (all young blokes, under 30)

We had actually won $100 for winning said event, and one of the pubs in town had a promotion going for a new alcopop vodka drink, $2.50 a bottle. So, why not!?!

Anyway, a lot of these lolly waters into the night, and the convo moves to a girl from work we all found particularly attractive. So mid-mostly-normal-conversation, I drop this little gem "why don't we all go round to said females house, hold her down and take turns?" Seemed like an hilarious line in my pissed state! Anyway, without even seemingly noticing, the guy who was speaking before me just kept on going with what he was saying for a good 30 seconds. In this time I've realised what I'd blurted out but thought I'm ok here no one has even heard

Mate stops talking and mate B turns and stares at me and says "I think we should revisit what Marklar just said!" to which I reply "No, probably just move on hey?"

A few laughs but I certainly felt like a right campaigner for suggesting sexual assault...

Yeah I practically suggested my mate rape a girl once whilst very, very intoxicated. Not my finest moment.

 

[The Lemon]

Yeah I practically suggested my mate rape a girl once whilst very, very intoxicated. Not my finest moment.

 

[raskolnikov]

A mate once asked me what I thought of a particular girl. I thought he was just asking out of interest's sake. My reply was, "Nice person but she looks like she's been hit by a bus". They started dating a couple of weeks later and have now been married several years. My mate's been very frosty to me since then.

 

[Gough]

A mate once asked me what I thought of a particular girl. I thought he was just asking out of interest's sake. My reply was, "Nice person but she looks like she's been hit by a bus". They started dating a couple of weeks later and have now been married several years. My mate's been very frosty to me since then.

Sent a very bitchy text about a friend's girlfriend to that person instead of another mate once. Twas awkward for a while, thankfully they've broken up now.

 

[Richard Pryor]

Hawthorn will be top four for decades.

 

[00Stinger]

A mate once asked me what I thought of a particular girl. I thought he was just asking out of interest's sake. My reply was, "Nice person but she looks like she's been hit by a bus". They started dating a couple of weeks later and have now been married several years. My mate's been very frosty to me since then.

Lol i have a similar thing years back. A mate from footy asked me about a chick i knew to which i replied 'yeah that fat bitch'. 30 mins later she turns up and kisses him hello, turns out its his mrs

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[Illinois Nazi]

"Gangnam Style" is a classic song that will last forever.

 

[Gough]

I said Tony Abbott would never be Prime Minister.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

I said Tony Abbott would never be Prime Minister.

I didn't like Tony Abbott at all but I did think he would at least make a competent PM.

 

[Gough]

I didn't like Tony Abbott at all but I did think he would at least make a competent PM.

He was everything I expected he would be.

 

[Scotland]

At least he was a does what it says on the tin sort of sociopath. Mal is just anonymous these days. Stands for nothing.

 

[Procrastinator35]

"Bob Hawke is a top bloke & will make a terrific P.M" - Me at 18....In my Marxist days....What a dumbkopf.

 

[Gough]

At least he was a does what it says on the tin sort of sociopath. Mal is just anonymous these days. Stands for nothing.

Agree with that, hated almost everything he stood for, but he stood for something, so did Gillard. Turnbull is just is the Libs version of Rudd, stands for whatever suits the prevailing mood of the electorate.

 

[Scotland]

Sadly I don't think Shorten would be any better. We're once again in one of those giant douche vs turd sandwich periods.

 

[Cruyff14]

I can't even remember the last time Turnbull made the news for something.

Abbott was always around, even if he was embarrassing himself.

 

[ioppolo]

Aussie politics are boring. I followed Trump vs Hillary with 10 times the interest.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

Turnbull is a massive disappointment. I actually thought he'd be very good at the job.

 

[Perth gal]

I get bored with Aussie s whinging about pollies.

 

[Scotland]

Aussie politics are boring. I followed Trump vs Hillary with 10 times the interest.

I'll take boring and stable over entertaining and 'murica.

The good (and bad) thing about Aussie politics is that the two major parties are so close together that generally not all that much changes with a change in govt.

Turnbull is a massive disappointment. I actually thought he'd be very good at the job.

For mine the plebiscite killed the good will he had. He caved to the religious right faction and has kept the issue of gay marriage (which actually doesn't affect most people at all) at the forefront for another few years at least. Had he pushed for a free vote in a bi-partisan announcement with Shorten he would've won major PR from the people - but he was too afraid of being knifed by Tone & co, so it's become an ALP vs Liberal issue and he's on the inevitable losing side.

 

[Sammymoite]

Posted this previously in another thread a couple of years ago but here goes:

Was at a bar one night and was absolutely annihilated. Decent crowd there too.

There was a group of us in one area: me, my mates, this SMOKING bird who we share mutual friends with (ALSO, about 10 metres away standing on there own and talking are a young girl and a middle aged lady)

So my mates were talking to this beautiful specimen, and I rock up to the conversation a little late and absolutely hammered, and didn't hesitate on getting involved.

The hot girl points in the direction of the young girl and the older lady and says "it's her 18th birthday today"

Me, chiming in: no f***ing WAY is she 18!

Hot girl: uhh what the f*** yes she is, that's my sister....

Me: oh shit sorry, I thought you were talking about the fu***** old lady over there!

Hot girl: that's my f***ing mum. F*** off.

I played myself.