richo1982 joke thread

[Deledio2Conca]

This thread is for richo1982's "jokes"

Take it away richo!!!

 

[richo1982]

lol good one

 

[richo1982]

ok ok so whats richmond got in common with the Iraqi soccer team???





Over half the team is shite

 

[Richo is God]

ok ok so whats richmond got in common with the Iraqi soccer team???





Over half the team is shite

maybe something ORIGINAL would be better

 

[richo1982]

comedians often re-use jokes dude, its not original but its a good one for those who haven't heard it

 

[PHX]

comedians often re-use jokes dude, its not original but its a good one for those who haven't heard it

Usually their own jokes.

 

[richo1982]

Usually their own jokes.

key word there is USUALLY young phoenix, u may know your footy, but u have much to learn when it comes to comedy

 

[richo1982]

A man with tickets to the AFL Grand Final finds his seat and relaxes. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No", he says. "The seat is empty."

"That's incredible", said the stranger. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the AFL Grand Final and not use it?"

"Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Grand Final we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."

The stranger replies, "Oh...I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. Couldn't you find someone else - a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head. "No. They're all at the funeral."

 

[PHX]

key word there is USUALLY young phoenix, u may know your footy, but u have much to learn when it comes to comedy

Lmao good luck on the comedy circuit then chief.

 

[oxx]

key word there is USUALLY young phoenix, u may know your footy, but u have much to learn when it comes to comedy

Name me ur favorite comedians.

 

[rfctigerarmy]

$10 says hes on wikipedia looking some up right now.

 

[richo1982]

Name me ur favorite comedians.

stupid question and u know it!

 

[oxx]

stupid question and u know it!

much like your regurgitated jokes.

Now, u telling Phoenix that he has much to learn about humor,
is actually funnier than any joke u crack.(or try)

 

[Richo is God]

much like your regurgitated jokes.

Now, u telling Phoenix that he has much to learn about humor,
is actually funnier than any joke u crack.(or try)

this joke was funny prior to when we beat melbourne:
what is the difference between Richmond and a square?
a square has 4 points