Drill Sargeant: All right, Simpson. I don't like you, and you don't like me!
Homer: I like you.
Drill Sargeant: Um, all right. You don't like me, but I don't like you.
Homer: Maybe you would like me if you got to know me.
Drill Sargeant: What are you, a comedian?
Homer: Well, I'm no Margaret Show! But I do a pretty fair Columbo impression.
[Homer turns his head away momentarily and turns back around.]
Homer: [doing impression] Eh, one more si...[coughs]...one...I
should get a glass of water.
RIP Columbo!
Homer: I like you.
Drill Sargeant: Um, all right. You don't like me, but I don't like you.
Homer: Maybe you would like me if you got to know me.
Drill Sargeant: What are you, a comedian?
Homer: Well, I'm no Margaret Show! But I do a pretty fair Columbo impression.
[Homer turns his head away momentarily and turns back around.]
Homer: [doing impression] Eh, one more si...[coughs]...one...I
should get a glass of water.
RIP Columbo!
