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Rossy Lyonstein & The Casting Couch

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Rossy Lyonstein has been embroiled in a #metoo campaign of his own now for a few weeks, and it seems as more days pass more of his alleged victims appear to be surfacing. Professional muck-raker and all round top bloke Bender_ has taken it upon himself to investigate these allegations and bring the information to the community.


*Please note: all names of the alleged victims have been changed to protect their identity*

Bender_: Thank you for speaking with me today Mr Rowley

Cryan Rowley: No problem, I feel the more of us that come out to speak up against Rossy Lyonstein then more men will be empowered to speak up too.

B: So, tell me what happened.

CR: Rossy called me into his office one day after another defeat. He said he liked what he saw of me out on the big stage and thought I had star potential. He said that he wouldn’t rest until I was the game’s premier tagger and I had a medal around my neck.

B: Well all that sounds pretty positive –

CR: And it was. Before I knew it I was dominating the tagging scene and I had the Doig Medal around my neck. I was on top of the world! It was amazing – it was exhilarating.

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Above: Cryan Rowley in happier days

B: Then what happened

CR: After a big loss one week, Rossy called me into his office again. He was sitting in the dark with an evil grin on his face. He said *sob*…

B: It’s okay, take your time.

CR: He had his belt unbuckled and his pants around his ankles. He told me he wanted me to play down back and drive it up the guts! He demanded I attack the contest hard and put a big fist in!

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Above:Cryan Rowley after refusing one of Lyonstein's many advances.

B: My goodness. That’s terrible.

CR: I was never the same again. My life spiralled out of control for that. Before I knew it I was hooked on methadone and playing for Essendon just for a hit. *sob*

B: You’re very brave Mr Rowley, you coming forward will do so much for other victims.


More to come...
 
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Exhibit A: Well-behaved cleanskin becomes sex-crazed fraudster after Lyon's influence over football career.


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Just give it a rest flogbag, your not funny and your love of Freo by pretending to not like them can be seen through like your personality. Your a Freo apologist and you aint fooling anyone.
 
Just give it a rest flogbag, your not funny and your love of Freo by pretending to not like them can be seen through like your personality. Your a Freo apologist and you aint fooling anyone.
You’re
 

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The Melbourne media should leave Rossy alone

He is the gift that keeps on giving for Freo

The longer he is there the further away from a flag that shit club will be
 

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From this round on, every woman in the crowd should stand at quarter time and boo this clown as he walks out.

Do it! EVERY woman at EVERY game from now on!
 
Keep running interference, Cheffy. Can't have the press focusing on how many drugs Bomber fed the boys on the way to those premierships.
First it was apparently PED’s now the speculation is ecstasy.

Man, wish I was on Geelong’s list during those horrible, dark years. :drunk:
 

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