Unofficial Preview Round 1 2026: Vs Port - Getting Horney

[JZTIME!]

Home game to travel down for in Round 1. Have to be happy with that!
Hoping for a win

 

[The Nostradamus]

who is the shortest odds to give it to mummies boy either through physical or verbal?

it would be from the below group who have mongrel
x, jy, zurhaar, arch, pc, konstanty, parker, chom, wardlaw

 

[kool kangas]

who is the shortest odds to give it to mummies boy either through physical or verbal?

it would be from the below group who have mongrel
x, jy, zurhaar, arch, pc, konstanty, parker, chom, wardlaw

Dovaston for the verbal...sorry but he needs to be added to the list.

Big X for the Physical...He'll bump and crash into him "legally"at every opportunity.

 

[The Nostradamus]

Dovaston for the verbal...sorry but he needs to be added to the list.

Big X for the Physical...He'll bump and crash into him "legally"at every opportunity.

I wanted to add Dova also just not sure how much he cares about the Horney sook to go out of his way to sledge him

 

[Passmore]

Win the game first then worry about the verbals.

Nothing more hollow than mouthing off while hitching your strides up after a arse whooping.

 

[FlyHigh18]

The last few times we played them they used the same tactic, their mids block ours and let JHF run through on his own.
Made him look better than he is while also exposing our weak midfield who enjoy getting bullied.

Geelong did this to us as well, but they let their defender run through for shits and giggles and win a clearance. Embarrassing stuff.

Fix that crap and we should be good.

 

[zoomba23]

Home game to travel down for in Round 1. Have to be happy with that!
Hoping for a win

Don't be so controversial

 

[kool kangas]

Win the game first then worry about the verbals.

Nothing more hollow than mouthing off while hitching your strides up after a arse whooping.

Agree. Thats why everyone needs to make sure that we cant lose the game before we then give him heaps...

 

[Gasometer]

So it’s safe to run your mouth 50 points up with 3 minutes to go?

 

[Passmore]

So it’s safe to run your mouth 50 points up with 3 minutes to go?

Should be fine. What did Adelaide get us from in 2013? That's probably the line..

 

[shinboner magic]

**** the Judas campaigner

 

[zoomba23]

Should be fine. What did Adelaide get us from in 2013? That's probably the line..

That game and the Nic Nat game were back to back. Talk about mettle testing

 

[Only Forwards]

Win the game first then worry about the verbals

Win the game.

Let the crowd take care of the verbals.

 

[kanga kanga kanga]

Win the game.

Let the crowd take care of the verbals.

No way, I want our players to give the sook as much shit as possible

 

[the big lebowski]

I’d happily accept it was the best day of Horney’s life if it meant we got the win

 

[RooInNorthLondon]

Winning heals.

 

[Karanicolas]

Wardlaw v. JHF … make it happen Clarkson!!

And I am bringing one of these to wave around!!

 

[Only Forwards]

Wardlaw v. JHF … make it happen Clarkson!!

And I am bringing one of these to wave around!!

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I think a handful of these near the race…..

https://amzn.asia/d/gQYqIJg

 

[hilly]

There was a glory days stretch one year where Docklands had a guy selling the big STH Melbourne juicey bangers on the concourse near the North home race or thereabouts.

Never seen since

Overrated af. This may be my most unpopular opinion yet.

 

[Gasometer]

Overrated af. This may be my most unpopular opinion yet.

These weren’t from the Bay Marie…these were from a special Cart

 

[FlyHigh18]

Overrated af. This may be my most unpopular opinion yet.

Too much meat to skin ratio. I don’t want a flipping meat ball. I want a proper dim sim. That’s been sitting in the baine marie for 2 hours and has found the perfect temperature and chewiness.

 

[Gasometer]

Too much meat to skin ratio. I don’t want a flipping meat ball. I want a proper dim sim. That’s been sitting in the baine marie for 2 hours and has found the perfect temperature and chewiness.

No no no and no

Big juicy meat that has flavour

These were almost home made in quality

 

[shimaburnsgrieg]

Port by 38

...on the back of JHF and Butters having 35 each with our midfield refusing to chase; Georgiades kicking 6 on Pink, Rozzee not being tagged and Allir and Ratu closing our KPF's down....

...that is about as pessimistic as it can get.

I'll post the optimistic version after viewing a couple of intra clubs.

 

[Ruckle]

...on the back of JHF and Butters having 35 each with our midfield refusing to chase; Georgiades kicking 6 on Pink, Rozzee not being tagged and Allir and Ratu closing our KPF's down....

...that is about as pessimistic as it can get.

I'll post the optimistic version after viewing a couple of intra clubs.

Ports or ours?

 

[winalotroos]

...on the back of JHF and Butters having 35 each with our midfield refusing to chase; Georgiades kicking 6 on Pink, Rozzee not being tagged and Allir and Ratu closing our KPF's down....

...that is about as pessimistic as it can get.

I'll post the optimistic version after viewing a couple of intra clubs.

That’s the way be positive, for a start JHF won’t get 35 George will shut him down and Kane will sook on every TV and radio station he is involved with all week.