Unofficial Preview Round 13 - Melbourne vs The Filth (f the Tigs)

[LeverPuller]

BenKen still plays for us, yeah?

Is he a pressure forward?

 

[Tarkyn_24]

LeverPuller called you the filth I think. I personally stay with terms endorsed by the great Ron Barassi the second

The cat or the person?

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Is he a pressure forward?

Was always great at putting his teammates under pressure, yes

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Hi Collingwood Oracle , I'm sorry to disappoint you, but we play 4D chess over here ... Me on Saturday

That’s okay. I’m getting rather used to disappointment

Much like our football teams : Melbourne oracle> Collingwood oracle

Whoa whoa whoa, I said I was proficient at maths to a third-grade level, not that I could do calculus level s**t.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Hello? You haven’t all already forgotten about football again?

 

[LeverPuller]

That’s okay. I’m getting rather used to disappointment


Whoa whoa whoa, I said I was proficient at maths to a third-grade level, not that I could do calculus level sh*t.

Hey Tarkyn, can you count to 100?
Because a Buckley-led team can’t get there

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Hey Tarkyn, can you count to 100?
Because a Buckley-led team can’t get there

We haven’t had as much practice as Melbourne at it, that’s for sure

Demonwiki | 100 point losses

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[A11dAtP0w3R]

Hey Tarkyn, can you count to 100?
Because a Buckley-led team can’t get there

That alright, they only need to be able to count to 65.5 at most this week given thats what our defense gives up on average.

Being the Oracle I am i say bet on the under.

 

[Moore of the Same]

That alright, they only need to be able to count to 65.5 at most this week given thats what our defense gives up on average.

Being the Oracle I am i say bet on the under.

I do remember a certain queens birthday in 2018 that had similar #deetrain vibes...

 

[Proper Gander]

The cat or the person?

The cat is Ron Barassi the third

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

I do remember a certain queens birthday in 2018 that had similar #deetrain vibes...

 

[Proper Gander]

I do remember a certain queens birthday in 2018 that had similar #deetrain vibes...

That was before I was born

 

[LeverPuller]

I do remember a certain queens birthday in 2018 that had similar #deetrain vibes...

I prefer 2017

 

[Tarkyn_24]

That was before I was born

Ah, the quality of your contributions make so much more sense.

Give mummy back the ipad

 

[LeverPuller]

I just want to play Collingwood in a grand final again. 80% chance of a Dees flag based on history

 

[jmac70]

Is there anyone on this board who witnessed the Dees win their last flag?

 

[Proper Gander]

Ah, the quality of your contributions make so much more sense.

Give mummy back the ipad

I’m a savant

 

[Tarkyn_24]

I just want to play Collingwood in a grand final again. 80% chance of a Dees flag based on history

If you’d waited an extra week to s**t the bed in 2018 we could’ve somewhat rectified that.

 

[Proper Gander]

Is there anyone on this board who witnessed the Dees win their last flag?

yes. Me

 

[jmac70]

yes. Me

Really? As an adult?

 

[Tarkyn_24]

yes. Me

Mount Buller doesn’t count mate.

 

[Proper Gander]

Really? As an adult?

Um. Yes. I’m going with yes. Definitely

 

[Crimson Azure]

Looks like the title update did bring the filth to the yard.

 

[Proper Gander]

Mount Buller doesn’t count mate.

Quiet there prison bars

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Quiet there prison bars

My name is not Yakker