Autopsy Round 9 vs Hawthorn @ MCG

[Scythe]

Good effort, horrific execution, abysmal goal kicking, and a last quarter collapse.

2023 Melbourne in a nutshell (but worse).

 

[Scythe]

Buying every Harvey Langford stock though

 

[Proper Gander]

Oh

 

[Daemon]

Good: Gawn, Pickett, Langford, Lindsay.

Bad: Dominating most of the game and then losing.

Ugly: Goal kicking. Kicking into forward 50. The fact this team is still going nowhere.

 

[TheBoss]

Good: solid three-quarter effort!

 

[Lord Nev]

Good: We surely know we can piss off Spargo, Fritsch, maybe JVR.
Bad: Spargo, Fritsch, JVR.
Ugly: Spargo and Fritsch's misses.

 

[Oceanlabxo]

time to whip out this timeless classic. good to see absolutely nothing changed after we had our 3 game vfl stint.

 

[Lord Nev]

 

[Oceanlabxo]

didn't even win the expected score? this is getting serious now.

how did we go on the vibe check? the morale victory? did we play with the spirit of the game?

 

[Daemon]

didn't even win the expected score? this is getting serious now.

how did we go on the vibe check? the morale victory? did we play with the spirit of the game?

Don't worry I'm sure Goody will have many positives to take out of it. We worked incredibly hard, it was a Melbourne game, we were just a little bit off and things are so tight in this competition if you don't bring your best you will lose.

 

[Johnny Karate]

Pretty glad Hawthorn kicked away in the last. Beating 3 shit as teams in a row and then burping our way to a 9.14.68 to 9.9.63 victory against a good side might’ve seen us sign up Goodwin to 2030.

 

[Young Redleg]

Meh I don't even think our first three quarters were that good. We pretty much just managed to keep the game close by dragging Hawthorn down to our level. I knew they'd break the game open at some point.

Langford is a star. On the flipside, Oliver can get ****ed, Sparrow was hopeless as always, and Frtisch and JVR are both starting to completely lose me.

 

[Jamurp]

What a capitulation lel, left early anyway, was at least nice to be at the footy on a Saturday arvo, still plenty of weekend to make up for that result.

My care factor for this side is very low, but still annoying to get close and drop another game.

Good: Langford.

 

[I Love Lamb]

Imagine having a forwardline of JVR, Fritsch, Jefferson, Chandler, Spargo, Tholstrup and Petracca combine for a total of 0 goals from 48 inside 50s.

Absolute garbage.

 

[Lord Nev]

didn't even win the expected score? this is getting serious now.

how did we go on the vibe check? the morale victory? did we play with the spirit of the game?

Expected score is a measure of goal kicking accuracy based on difficulty.

You're welcome.

 

[Dark Avenger]

And now for my first trick, watch me disappear!

 

[Johnny Karate]

And now for my first trick, watch me disappear!



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We’re clearly shit but Goodwin still picking 837 talls isn’t helping.

 

[Lord Nev]

Got rolled in the last, but we essentially lost it in the second.

 

[jhong]

Pickett getting tripped, play on . Then the hawks player runs around the back of the goal post with the ball , play on . Amazing.

 

[Charlie_s123]

Pickett getting tripped, play on . Then the hawks player runs around the back of the goal post with the ball , play on . Amazing.

And throws it up to himself lol

 

[stEdy]

We had a dip but never really looked like winning once we pissed all of our chances up the wall. Was a matter of time until the Hawks woke up and they did.

The boys had a crack and you can see us trying to move the ball differently but we just aren't very good. Langford and Lindsay look like studs and Windsor is even playing decently as a defender now.

 

[mrmonkey]

Not much to say about the game, it's pretty much what was expected except hawthorn took longer to put us away. 5-6 goals is about right. Team is good enough to complete but we aren't beating anyone. We're basically in a Richmond West coast situation.

 

[omit]

Langford currently not being the favourite for the rising star is outrageous

 

[omit]

 

[schmuttt]

David Neitz

David Neitz

Age

50

Ht

191cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.8

3star

K

8.0

3star

HB

2.7

2star

M

4.9

5star

T

0.9

3star

G

2.1

5star

No current season stats available

D

10.4

3star

K

6.6

3star

HB

3.8

3star

M

2.6

3star

T

0.6

3star

G

1.0

4star

debuted in 1993, that was the last time we drafted a KPF that was AFL standard. I get we have other issues but the fact Jeffo and JVR are busts is so bad for our long term future.