Rumor Ralph - big signing

[Niximus]

We should start a breeding program. Once they retire just put them in an indoor breeding program using IVF to pump out Triplets once every year.

Think of the possibilities!

Just give big sums of money to parents of young draftees to allow Roo to legally adopt their children.

 

[FantasticShirt]

Confirmed

Campo has signed on for 3 more years

Is this really it?

 

[MatDark]

Is this really it?

LOL no.

The rumour is a player signing. This was a joke.

 

[woopedazz]

Just give big sums of money to parents of young draftees to allow Roo to legally adopt their children.

Dear lord, this is even better!

 

[noddy]

I smell a Rucci involved in all of this.

 

[NTRabbit]

Just give big sums of money to parents of young draftees to allow Roo to legally adopt their children.

Has the breadth and reach of the father-son rule with regards to adoption and genetic but unsupported or unacknowledged children ever been fully tested?

North Melbourne could be missing out on a whole host of Carey father-son selections!

 

[Vader]

Has the breadth and reach of the father-son rule with regards to adoption and genetic but unsupported or unacknowledged children ever been fully tested?

North Melbourne could be missing out on a whole host of Carey father-son selections!

As could we with Modra's.

 

[Jcpdragonx]

Please Tippett............

If its not Dangerfield then its not big deal imo, he will sign at some point anyway.

 

[Allefgib]

Kelli stevens kids would qualify anyway right?

 

[edge of reason]

Just give big sums of money to parents of young draftees to allow Roo to legally adopt their children.

This could be the greatest concept ever floated on the Adelaide Board !

surprised Carlton / Collingwood haven't tried this already

 

[FR0GGY]

We sure this is the rumor Ralph seems to be more than one on twitter....

Was thinking this - not sure why Rumour Ralph would be be tweeting nude pics of Liz Hurley, a naked chick being circled by more chicks on bikes, and that god awful "fancy dress" one...

This one is followed by 5AA though, and Katrina Gill



Hasn't said that he's putting off talks until the end of the season? Might be another one to add to tippo facts...

Its the correct one
http://twitter.com/#!/RUMOURRALPH
"I hear rumours. I share rumours. You can hear me on FIVEaa with Cornesy and Rowey.. if they ever let me back on."

 

[cmndstab]

Worth remembering that Ralph's strike rate is abysmally poor.

 

[NTRabbit]

Worth remembering that Ralph's strike rate is abysmally poor.

It's Rumour Ralph - remember the 190th Rule of Acquisition

 

[Dirty Bird]

It's Rumour Ralph - remember the 190th Rule of Acquisition

Hear everything, believe nothing?

 

[Dirty Bird]

I think the 3rd and 98th Rules of Acquisition are probably the most relevant.

I like the 109th personally but I probably hear it differently than intended

Although if it is following the 112th....

Hahahahaha

59th, 74th and 190th are my personal favourites, but sometimes it's just hard to go past the 94th

The 95th is the AFL's favourite.

I was just thinking that myself.

Pretty sure they also have 208 on all the stationery too.

oh god, and I thought I was a nerd.

 

[Dirty Bird]

ps - remember the 112th and 113th rules of acquisition in unison

For those that don't know it from Star Trek
spoiler:
112: Never have sex with the boss' sister.
113: Always have sex with the boss.

 

[AFC979810]

Worth remembering that Ralph's strike rate is abysmally poor.

What happened to him #sittingattable when Dangerfield signed a 5 year contract? This guy is a hack.

 

[Dirty Bird]

lol at #31 + 32 together

 

[Smoooothy]

quite a few in here that don't have much of a sense of humour i gather, just take it for whatever it is

it's getting us talking about it though

 

[Crowfoot]

oh god, and I thought I was a nerd.

You are, you just happen to be in good company.

 

[Allefgib]

I prefer the term geek. Geek's can also be nerds, and all nerds are geeks, but geek's have the social skills to avoid be labeled as nerds if they stay away from the topics they are geeky about

 

[cmndstab]

I prefer the term geek. Geek's can also be nerds, and all nerds are geeks, but geek's have the social skills to avoid be labeled as nerds if they stay away from the topics they are geeky about

I'd always heard it described the other way around

 

[Wilburwild]

I'd always heard it described the other way around

Yeah I thought so too...

 

[Gets!]

Another Ralph fizzer...just like his Steve Smith for redbacks captain call.

DANGER SIGN ALREADY!!!

 

[Allefgib]

I'd always heard it described the other way around

Hmm.. interesting. Even urban dictionary can't clear it up for us:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Nerd&defid=326454

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=geek&defid=1939356