Official Match Thread S29 Round 5 Gold City Royals vs Gumbies FFC at The Golden Throne

[Marlowe]

In other news, I cooked a rice dish, then ate said dish, and burned my tongue since I kinda forgot the pot was hot.

Go me! Terrific Tuesday!

I received my new debit card in the mail. Can this day get any wilder?

 

[spookism]

He tends to delete them and try again before we get a chance to give him s**t.

Funnily enough, didn't even need to delete. The original is back. Internet went wierd and made it look like I posted the same thing three times...

 

[StFly]

I received my new debit card in the mail. Can this day get any wilder?

Living in the past man, I'm rocking two cards for the next [checks date] 4 days.

Imagine the power of dual wielding cards, minnow.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I'll be unifying my fist with Barrybran 's face.

An eye for an eye makes us all blind.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I hope we lost last week.

Guess what.

We didn't.

 

[Noobz0r]

Funnily enough, didn't even need to delete. The original is back. Internet went wierd and made it look like I posted the same thing three times...

Here I was beginning a New Chapter for the book I'm writing called 'the spookism complex'

 

[beez]

I received my new debit card in the mail. Can this day get any wilder?

You could have a baboon knock on your front door?

 

[SSwans2011]

Just so that anyone new is aware: Golumless and SSwans2011 are the worst two captains to ever have graced this board. And that's freaking saying something.

True or false: there's a very strong chance we wouldn't have won the Premiership in season 21 if we hadn't been docked points for team sheet errors and thus had different finals fixtures.

Season 21 was a masterclass in leadership from the Wonders.

 

[spookism]

Here I was beginning a New Chapter for the book I'm writing called 'the spookism complex'

Be a very short chapter.

 

[Marlowe]

Living in the past man, I'm rocking two cards for the next [checks date] 4 days.

Imagine the power of dual wielding cards, minnow.

I could get drunk on commerce and play two pachinko machines at once. :0

You could have a baboon knock on your front door?

For the last time I'm not letting you in.

 

[Barrybran]

I'll be unifying my fist with Barrybran 's face.

The umpire unifies his whistle with his lips. Free kick Barrybran.

 

[Noobz0r]

Be a very short chapter.

You're obviously confusing it with the one about haydo 's sex life.

 

[StFly]

The umpire unifies his whistle with his lips. Free kick Barrybran.

I was more thinking qooty umpires as

 

[Marlowe]

An eye for an eye makes us all blind.

That's exactly what Big Eyepatch wants.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

That's exactly what Big Eyepatch wants.

They can burn in hell.

Sincerely,

Big Blindfold.

 

[haydo]

You're obviously confusing it with the one about haydo 's sex life.

Who told you?

 

[Cesoir]

An eye for an eye makes us all blind.

An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth, and suddenly everybody is blind and giving great blowjobs.

 

[Blacky]

Imagine double posting a shite gag and then having a moment of clarity and deleting both posts.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth, and suddenly everybody is blind and giving great blowjobs.

I don't see how blindness is an advantage here.

 

[Marlowe]

I don't see how blindness is an advantage here.

No sight enhances sense of touch. Plus limited inhibitions leads to complete sexual abandon.

 

[Taylor]

I don't see how blindness is an advantage here.

Funny

Blowjobs are about spirit, not teeth

 

[The Filth Wizard]

No sight enhances sense of touch. Plus limited inhibitions leads to complete sexual abandon.

In this situation am I blind or are you?

Funny

Blowjobs are about spirit, not teeth

Same question, but replace eyes with teeth.

 

[Taylor]

In this situation am I blind or are you?



Same question, but replace eyes with teeth.

Eyes are a huge part of blowjobs though. Eye contact and smile works every time.

 

[Marlowe]

In this situation am I blind or are you?

We're both blind although I'm ultimately lying about it.

 

[Cesoir]

I don't see how blindness is an advantage here.

You haven't met me.