Official Match Thread S32 Round 8 - Baghdad Bombers vs Gold City Royals at Abdu Prison

[Dav]

Here's the situation. It's Season 40, expansion never got off the ground, and our glorious overlord PMBangers has overseen 4 consecutive seasons of decline in interest in the league. Kids in Sweet are more interested in learning and social interaction than playing qooty, and the older folk have grown disillusioned after 9 consecutive flags from the Demons. After a massive debate largely fueled by U2tigers' confusion, Bangers has made the monumental decision to cut the league in half, by merging each of the 12 teams with another, to give us a streamlined, 6 team Sweet FA.

Fate has had it that the Baghdad Bombers and the Gold City Royals will be merged. Two clubs that strive to celebrate their differences from the league, two clubs that seldom care what anyone thinks of how they operate. After consulting all the key stakeholders, the Royals and the Bombers were merged to create the Baghdad Royals.

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Fast Facts
Captain: BLUEALLTHRU
Leadership Group: The Filth Wizard, Metalcrusher, krakouers85
Guernsey: Red with gold sash
Home Ground: The Abdu Throne (formerly Abdu Prison)

Concept
The Baghdad Royals were born out of mutual respect between The Filth Wizard and BLUEALLTHRU and represents an opportunity for the Bombers to step out of the shadow of their past and move onward with a strong list to merge with as well. The Baghdad outfit have moved past their goat-******* antics and instead deify ancient Mesopotamian kings such as Gilgamesh or Hammurabi. BLUEALLTHRU was the logical choice to lead the side with Filthy continuing to steal rookies from other clubs develop the next generation of players.

Key Players
Tony Lynn 15 continues to dine off his Grand Final performance nearly 10 years ago in his new role as a high half forward flanker, with Metalcrusher and The Filth Wizard regularly rotating between full forward and centre half forward as well. S32 EKA winner krakouers85 lines up at ruck/rover alongside S31 Mobbs winner Pugsley in a star studded midfield whilst admin PMBangers plays ruck, many questioning his choice to fold half the teams due to lack of activity before immediately taking up a prime position in one of those teams.

 

[spookism]

 

[PMBangers]

04137562. Marlowe
007. GreyCrow
1. Smartys Power
2. Paddles_
4. BRAB
5. ShaunDuggan
6. krakouers85
8. Easty
9. nahnah
11. Fitzey
12. Ulahoopski
13. Noobz0r
18. spookism
22. Danger in Texas
23. The Filth Wizard (c)
23.5 MrPremiership
30. grumbleguts
31. Blacky
34. boncer34
37. MC Bad Genius
42. brahj
50. NTRabbit
51. CakeEater
69. Dancing Potato
88. PMBangers (c)
97. Dennis Confetti

Ok Royals, remember what I told you, head down, manners and it'll be just like the simulations.
Oh and Royals... This is where the fun begins!​

 

[Supersuns]

 

[Robertio]

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

View attachment 1235360
04137562. Marlowe
007. GreyCrow
1. Smartys Power
2. Paddles_
4. BRAB
5. ShaunDuggan
6. krakouers85
8. Easty
9. nahnah
11. Fitzey
12. Ulahoopski
13. Noobz0r
18. spookism
22. Danger in Texas
23. The Filth Wizard (c)
23.5 MrPremiership
30. grumbleguts
31. Blacky
34. boncer34
37. MC Bad Genius
42. brahj
50. NTRabbit
51. CakeEater
69. Dancing Potato
88. PMBangers (c)
97. Dennis Confetti

Ok Royals, remember what I told you, head down, manners and it'll be just like the simulations.
Oh and Royals... This is where the fun begins!​

 

[PMBangers]

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I was expecting the sex offenders inference =(

 

[Robertio]

I was expecting the sex offenders inference =(

 

[Jabba73]

Welcome to the Prison, your highnesses.

Should be a fun week with plenty of food, drink and entertainment. Please put a reminder in your calendar for Tube Radio on Friday night. The rest of the week is yours to explore all that Baghdad has to offer until the game on Sunday.

Everything you need for your stay should be in your cells rooms, although it has been months since we played here, some stuff might be missing. If it is missing, we are going to assume you stole it so probably better not to ask for a replacement.

 

[krakouers]

Here's the situation. It's Season 40, expansion never got off the ground, and our glorious overlord PMBangers has overseen 4 consecutive seasons of decline in interest in the league. Kids in Sweet are more interested in learning and social interaction than playing qooty, and the older folk have grown disillusioned after 9 consecutive flags from the Demons. After a massive debate largely fueled by U2tigers' confusion, Bangers has made the monumental decision to cut the league in half, by merging each of the 12 teams with another, to give us a streamlined, 6 team Sweet FA.

Fate has had it that the Baghdad Bombers and the Gold City Royals will be merged. Two clubs that strive to celebrate their differences from the league, two clubs that seldom care what anyone thinks of how they operate. After consulting all the key stakeholders, the Royals and the Bombers were merged to create the Baghdad Royals.

View attachment 1235357
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Fast Facts
Captain: BLUEALLTHRU
Leadership Group: The Filth Wizard, Metalcrusher, krakouers85
Guernsey: Red with gold sash
Home Ground: The Abdu Throne (formerly Abdu Prison)

Concept
The Baghdad Royals were born out of mutual respect between The Filth Wizard and BLUEALLTHRU and represents an opportunity for the Bombers to step out of the shadow of their past and move onward with a strong list to merge with as well. The Baghdad outfit have moved past their goat-******* antics and instead deify ancient Mesopotamian kings such as Gilgamesh or Hammurabi. BLUEALLTHRU was the logical choice to lead the side with Filthy continuing to steal rookies from other clubs develop the next generation of players.

Key Players
Tony Lynn 15 continues to dine off his Grand Final performance nearly 10 years ago in his new role as a high half forward flanker, with Metalcrusher and The Filth Wizard regularly rotating between full forward and centre half forward as well. S32 EKA winner krakouers85 lines up at ruck/rover alongside S31 Mobbs winner Pugsley in a star studded midfield whilst admin PMBangers plays ruck, many questioning his choice to fold half the teams due to lack of activity before immediately taking up a prime position in one of those teams.

 

[Fitzey]

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Hi Bombers.

Missed you bitches.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

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[PMBangers]

Everything you need for your stay should be in your cells rooms, although it has been months since we played here, some stuff might be missing. If it is missing, we are going to assume you stole it so probably better not to ask for a replacement

Those photos of you I was promised are absent

 

[Robertio]

Could be a big week from Tony Lynn 15, he's off the mark early.

 

[Robertio]

Righto Osc1 I'm making you assistant bar manager this week, we'll need you in there, the Royals are big drinkers.

 

[Jabba73]

Those photos of you I was promised are absent

Stolen. Check your suitcase

 

[TheCoach16]

Here's the situation. It's Season 40, expansion never got off the ground, and our glorious overlord PMBangers has overseen 4 consecutive seasons of decline in interest in the league. Kids in Sweet are more interested in learning and social interaction than playing qooty, and the older folk have grown disillusioned after 9 consecutive flags from the Demons. After a massive debate largely fueled by U2tigers' confusion, Bangers has made the monumental decision to cut the league in half, by merging each of the 12 teams with another, to give us a streamlined, 6 team Sweet FA.

Fate has had it that the Baghdad Bombers and the Gold City Royals will be merged. Two clubs that strive to celebrate their differences from the league, two clubs that seldom care what anyone thinks of how they operate. After consulting all the key stakeholders, the Royals and the Bombers were merged to create the Baghdad Royals.

View attachment 1235357
​

Fast Facts
Captain: BLUEALLTHRU
Leadership Group: The Filth Wizard, Metalcrusher, krakouers85
Guernsey: Red with gold sash
Home Ground: The Abdu Throne (formerly Abdu Prison)

Concept
The Baghdad Royals were born out of mutual respect between The Filth Wizard and BLUEALLTHRU and represents an opportunity for the Bombers to step out of the shadow of their past and move onward with a strong list to merge with as well. The Baghdad outfit have moved past their goat-******* antics and instead deify ancient Mesopotamian kings such as Gilgamesh or Hammurabi. BLUEALLTHRU was the logical choice to lead the side with Filthy continuing to steal rookies from other clubs develop the next generation of players.

Key Players
Tony Lynn 15 continues to dine off his Grand Final performance nearly 10 years ago in his new role as a high half forward flanker, with Metalcrusher and The Filth Wizard regularly rotating between full forward and centre half forward as well. S32 EKA winner krakouers85 lines up at ruck/rover alongside S31 Mobbs winner Pugsley in a star studded midfield whilst admin PMBangers plays ruck, many questioning his choice to fold half the teams due to lack of activity before immediately taking up a prime position in one of those teams.

Bombers, Royals merger? Let me think about that…

 

[Damp Squarie]

Its nice to be back at Abdu...

 

[Marlowe]

 

[nahnah]

Howdy

 

[Robertio]

Its nice to be back at Abdu...

I ,think it's only the 2nd time this year, can't find any of my harem.

 

[Damp Squarie]

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[Marlowe]

Howdy

 

[Robertio]

Howdy