Official Match Thread S32 Round 8 - Roys FFC vs Dragons FFC at The BJO

[_Mike_]

On the other hand, the Roys are known to be very attractive. Which player do you think could grow the best moustache at the Roys?

It's no surprise, the Roys are a hairy bunch

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Meh, I’ll just point the finger at you and create fake screenshots.

The perfect crime.

 

[Wosh]

we need a moustache-off

Imma keep mine till Movember now

 

[hotchilli]

I am told they used to call hotchilli Boonie in high school because of his moustache growing abilities

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I do grow a strong ginger mo.

 

[_Mike_]

Imma keep mine till Movember now

There's only so much female facial hair around here we can take!

 

[Wosh]

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There's only so much female facial hair around here we can take!

Allikat is still beautiful to me

 

[Mobbs]

Just got told they reck

I do grow a strong ginger mo.

How does it shape up against T2B_ 's avocadmo?

 

[Bonz]

I am in on this. Let's rig the Roys v Dragons match and the Royals v Bombers match but don't tell anyone who for so we can't be accused of anything.

Be careful.

If the Dragon's lose I'm going to spank you.


But if the Dragon's win I will also spank you

 

[Bonz]

Probably....

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some of those posts cant be unseen

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I also scared poor tony for life recently.

 

[A Swallow]

I’m glad you asked. This is a complex story so stay focused… what happened was that at the end of the game, the sim had the Royals in front on the scoreboard and the Roys behind.

So do you see now? The Royals simply have to have cheated. The evidence is irrefutable

It is indeed irrefutable, your honour.

 

[Mobbs]

I’m glad you asked. This is a complex story so stay focused… what happened was that at the end of the game, the sim had the Royals in front on the scoreboard and the Roys behind.

So do you see now? The Royals simply have to have cheated. The evidence is irrefutable

It's too big a coincidence, really, how not only did the Royals finish in front, but that the Roys also finished behind. IN THE SAME MATCH.
I call Theynanigans.

 

[Strigoi]

Yep I hear that! Good time to be an avo-meister. Even though most of them are either days away from being edible or already going overly soft.

Weird, that.

I find that to buy a firm one, leave it sit out for two days…then voila! Perfectly ripened.
Now I want to buy one.

 

[Knifey Spoony]

2 years of lockdown?
Me.

I'll add this to your list of qualities, along with 'West Coast supporter' and 'Elite Qooty Talent Spotter'

we need a moustache-off

A Mo-down: How mo can you grow?

 

[Wosh]

Yep I hear that! Good time to be an avo-meister. Even though most of them are either days away from being edible or already going overly soft.

The ones I got were perfect, you gotta know where to squeeze and how hard. It’s a gift I have, kinda like rucking.

 

[Wosh]

I'll add this to your list of qualities, along with 'West Coast supporter' and 'Elite Qooty Talent Spotter'

A Mo-down: How mo can you grow?

 

[Supersuns]

you gotta know where to squeeze and how hard.

 

[Wosh]

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You have to understand avocados, crocs, coronas and chicken twisties to understand T2B_ and me. We go back 10 years from when I held his hair as he vomited after half a light beer.

 

[Supersuns]

Hey serial_thrilla have you heard about the Dooah Propaganda?

 

[Bonz]

The ones I got were perfect, you gotta know where to squeeze and how hard.

 

[Stoods]

It's no surprise, the Roys are a hairy bunch

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Ahh one of the all time great ads, which Roy was it that starred in this ad?

 

[serial_thrilla]

Hey serial_thrilla have you heard about the Dooah Propaganda?

No I have not. I assume you will educate me?

 

[Supersuns]

No I have not. I assume you will educate me?

Dooah propaganda at deez nutz

 

[serial_thrilla]

Dooah propaganda at deez nutz

Cringe.

 

[tony]

I also scared poor tony for life recently.
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That image is still burned into my retinas.

 

[Dingster]

That image is still burned into my retinas.

Never look at Bonz directly. NEVER