Official Match Thread S32 Round 8 - Roys FFC vs Dragons FFC at The BJO

[A Swallow]

There he is again A Swallow - you know what to do!

This son of a b*tch. I’ve spent so much money on this damn machine now.

 

[Chipmunk]

so... also terrible?

 

[Allikat]

 

[Chipmunk]

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[Bradesmaen]

Hi Allikat, long time no see.

 

[Bradesmaen]

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[Chipmunk]

That was me after a couple of those goals last night for sure

 

[Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever]

Just played Cards Against Humanity for about 3 hours. Had two absolute classics I laughed so hard I couldn’t laugh any longer lol

 

[Stoods]

Just played Cards Against Humanity for about 3 hours. Had two absolute classics I laughed so hard I couldn’t laugh any longer lol

Great game lol, many drinking nights have been had whilst playing cards

 

[Stoods]

Hi Allikat, long time no see.

I would also like to say hi to Allikat

 

[Mobbs]

I was replying as if it were a statement.
хорошего дня

Oh, Mobbs durak

 

[Matt_352]

Can't blame him, but don't worry happy for us all to have fun together.

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I'm down

 

[Matt_352]

I would also like to say hi to Allikat

Hi Allikat

 

[Matt_352]

You've had your way with Matt_352 too many times. I'll put you down for some Bradesmaen

In his dreams

 

[Matt_352]

Here's the situation. It's Season 40, expansion never got off the ground, and our glorious overlord PMBangers has overseen 4 consecutive seasons of decline in interest in the league. Kids in Sweet are more interested in learning and social interaction than playing qooty, and the older folk have grown disillusioned after 9 consecutive flags from the Demons. After a massive debate largely fueled by U2tigers' confusion, Bangers has made the monumental decision to cut the league in half, by merging each of the 12 teams with another, to give us a streamlined, 6 team Sweet FA.

Fate has had it that the Roys and the Dragons will be merged. Two fiercely proud and historic clubs, two havens for old folk the league wide. After consulting all the key stakeholders, the Roys and the Dragons were merged to create Supersuns FFC.

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Fast Facts
Captain: serial_thrilla
Leadership Group: Mobbs, T2B_, Supersuns
Guernsey: Purple with neon green trim
Home Ground: The Sun

Concept
After the majority of the Roys died of old age in the period between now and S40, Supersuns found himself in charge of the Roys and with the mergers looming, decided to capitalise on his new found fame by changing the club in his own image and merging it with the Dragons. Unfortunately for him, serial_thrilla and his legal team down at Bearly Legal managed to finalise the merger and then steal the IP rights irreversibly from Supersuns, who now struggles to get a game in a team that bears his name.

Key Players
serial_thrilla has never looked back since announcing he actually hates stats and is one of the best full forwards in the game, whilst Strigoi regularly washes her 4 All-SFA guernseys from ruck. Wosh remains one of the league's top full backs (#IronCurtains) and Mobbs is still rambling about something from his notepad, I think there might be a second solar system now or something, I dunno.

Quality OP haha

 

[Zevon]

What happened?

I’m glad you asked. This is a complex story so stay focused… what happened was that at the end of the game, the sim had the Royals in front on the scoreboard and the Roys behind.

So do you see now? The Royals simply have to have cheated. The evidence is irrefutable

 

[Supersuns]

I’m glad you asked. This is a complex story so stay focused… what happened was that at the end of the game, the sim had the Royals in front on the scoreboard and the Roys behind.

So do you see now? The Royals simply have to have cheated. The evidence is irrefutable

NaturalDisaster seeing that you liked this post, I can only assume you agree? Therefore I expect a full investigation into the result from Sunday. Blatant cheating and corruption needs to be fixed.

 

[Bonz]

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It's your first time seeing me post right?

Hi,

I'm Bonz also known as the SFA's cheap street whore.

 

[Bonz]

I'm down

Wait, let me pull


Can we invite Dingster as well?

 

[Blaze Storm]

I did not hit her. It’s not true! It’s bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not. oh, hi Roys

 

[Zevon]

NaturalDisaster seeing that you liked this post, I can only assume you agree? Therefore I expect a full investigation into the result from Sunday. Blatant cheating and corruption needs to be fixed.

The like has been removed since you posted that. I can only conclude that NaturalDisaster is in on it now. This clearly runs deeper than we thought.

 

[Supersuns]

The like has been removed since you posted that. I can only conclude that NaturalDisaster is in on it now. This clearly runs deeper than we thought.

Don't worry, I have photographic evidence, we can take NaturalDisaster and his cronies down.

 

[Zevon]

Don't worry, I have photographic evidence, we can take NaturalDisaster and his cronies down.

Oh good so I can throw away my own photographic evidence?

 

[Bonz]

Oh good so I can throw away my own photographic evidence?

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NaturalDisaster care to explain yourself?

 

[hotchilli]

Oh good so I can throw away my own photographic evidence?

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This has blown the case wide open.