Official Match Thread S32 Round 8 - Roys FFC vs Dragons FFC at The BJO

[krakouers]

Don’t misquote him. Supersuns clearly said you are “rivials” not rivals. Once I work out what that means I will explain the difference to you

Ah my mistake

 

[Bonz]

Fun fact

Excellent a business opportunity.

Supersuns you don't just have to buy my bathwater any more, I can sell you my foot sweat.

 

[Zevon]

Excellent a business opportunity.

Supersuns you don't just have to buy my bathwater any more, I can sell you my foot sweat.

(with apologies to TedDougChris for stealing his gif)

 

[Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever]

Zevon it was a 10,000 out of 10 that meal. Sorry no picture was too hungry.

 

[Zevon]

Zevon it was a 10,000 out of 10 that meal. Sorry no picture was too hungry.

Sounds incredible. I love lamb and the rack/cutlets are probably the best bit. Meanwhile Mrs Zevon and I had Pizza Hut for the 500th time this lockdown because we couldn’t be bothered cooking

 

[Supersuns]

I had a HSP

 

[Zevon]

I had a HSP

 

[Bonz]

(with apologies to TedDougChris for stealing his gif)

I'm already taking serial_thrilla 's money.

 

[Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever]

I had a HSP

Is that a Hot Spicy Pizza?! Still think it’s some kind of sauce but you wouldn’t be eating sauce for dinner….

 

[hotchilli]

I had a HSP

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[MC Bad Genius]

Urgh, I hate match threads against the Roys.

 

[Supersuns]

Is that a Hot Spicy Pizza?! Still think it’s some kind of sauce but you wouldn’t be eating sauce for dinner….

 

[fumbler]

Excellent a business opportunity.

Supersuns you don't just have to buy my bathwater any more, I can sell you my foot sweat.

It’s Foot Milk.

 

[Supersuns]

Urgh, I hate match threads against the Roys.

Hey PMBangers your little friend has got lost again!

 

[hotchilli]

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That's a thing of beauty. Might have to uber eats one for lunch tomorrow.

 

[Supersuns]

That's a thing of beauty. Might have to uber eats one for lunch tomorrow.

Be rude not to at this stage.

 

[Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever]

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Looks amazing, more sauce the better.

 

[hotchilli]

Be rude not to at this stage.

Works shout, it just makes sense.

 

[T2B_]

I'm already taking serial_thrilla 's money.

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Poor thrilla, all that number analysing ability and he can't hold onto his money.

 

[PMBangers]

Urgh, I hate match threads against the Roys.

oi

 

[Mooch]

Urgh, I hate match threads against the Roys.

Me too. I avoid match threads against the Roys actually. Campaigners.

 

[Bonz]

It’s Foot Milk.

Nah foot sweat.

You get the milk afterwards

 

[Bonz]

Poor thrilla, all that number analysing ability and he can't hold onto his money.

Actually I think the amount of money you and I being in off marketing is a good deal for him.

How about we go and renegotiate with him tomorrow?

 

[MC Bad Genius]

Hey PMBangers your little friend has got lost again!

I've got one of those too...

 

[serial_thrilla]

Here's the situation. It's Season 40, expansion never got off the ground, and our glorious overlord PMBangers has overseen 4 consecutive seasons of decline in interest in the league. Kids in Sweet are more interested in learning and social interaction than playing qooty, and the older folk have grown disillusioned after 9 consecutive flags from the Demons. After a massive debate largely fueled by U2tigers' confusion, Bangers has made the monumental decision to cut the league in half, by merging each of the 12 teams with another, to give us a streamlined, 6 team Sweet FA.

Fate has had it that the Roys and the Dragons will be merged. Two fiercely proud and historic clubs, two havens for old folk the league wide. After consulting all the key stakeholders, the Roys and the Dragons were merged to create Supersuns FFC.

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Fast Facts
Captain: serial_thrilla
Leadership Group: Mobbs, T2B_, Supersuns
Guernsey: Purple with neon green trim
Home Ground: The Sun

Concept
After the majority of the Roys died of old age in the period between now and S40, Supersuns found himself in charge of the Roys and with the mergers looming, decided to capitalise on his new found fame by changing the club in his own image and merging it with the Dragons. Unfortunately for him, serial_thrilla and his legal team down at Bearly Legal managed to finalise the merger and then steal the IP rights irreversibly from Supersuns, who now struggles to get a game in a team that bears his name.

Key Players
serial_thrilla has never looked back since announcing he actually hates stats and is one of the best full forwards in the game, whilst Strigoi regularly washes her 4 All-SFA guernseys from ruck. Wosh remains one of the league's top full backs (#IronCurtains) and Mobbs is still rambling about something from his notepad, I think there might be a second solar system now or something, I dunno.

Oh I like this OP. Suck it Supersuns - back pocket for you!