Official Match Thread S33 First Preliminary Final: Dragons FFC vs Roys FFC at Ljp86's Lair

[Braklet]

Fun on a bun, infographic on web access since 1993:

https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingas****/comments/vcb1io/most_popular_websites_since_1993/

EDIT: Whoops, got cornholed by the cuss-filter. Replace the '*' with a Germanic invective that rhymes with duck.

 

[Wosh]

Goodness, how embarrassing would it be if you lost to a team whose captain starts on the bench, whose midfield spends most of the game at the pub, whose full forward doesn’t even show up to training half the time, whose backline cares more about yelling WOSHMOBBSDING than actually defending, and whose spiritual leader has possibly never used a smart phone in his life.

#nopressure

I really should lock the thread after this

 

[DJ75]

Only saw that movie once. Couldn’t figure out why everyone thinks it’s so good.

100% agree. Actually saw it recently. It's shit. Not one redeeming feature.
The CGI/special effects are awful.

 

[DJ75]

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I have done a quick analysis of this game and the chances of the Roys losing are
♾ - 1 to 1

Well I did my own research on Facebook, I found the chances of vaccinations killing you are - 1 climate change is a hoax to 1 the election was stolen

 

[Bonz]

Chief are you a throttler?

He only throttles your website performance.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Goodness, how embarrassing would it be if you lost to a team whose captain starts on the bench, whose midfield spends most of the game at the pub, whose full forward doesn’t even show up to training half the time, whose backline cares more about yelling WOSHMOBBSDING than actually defending, and whose spiritual leader has possibly never used a smart phone in his life.

#nopressure

Exactly! You may as well just forfeit.

 

[Zevon]

Exactly! You may as well just forfeit.

 

[Mobbs]

Overnight was a movie night due to incessant coughing making sleep impossible. Watched Beowulf, Cypher & The Dictator. Cancelled my dentist appointment. Now wondering if I'm likely to fall asleep at some time soon.

 

[Mobbs]

Exactly! You may as well just forfeit.

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[DJ75]

Overnight was a movie night due to incessant coughing making sleep impossible. Watched Beowulf, Cypher & The Dictator. Cancelled my dentist appointment. Now wondering if I'm likely to fall asleep at some time soon.

I hope that was your 'trying to watch the shittest movies possible so I fall asleep' list and not movies you normally watch by choice...

 

[Strigoi]

I like 'em raw, hate 'em cooked. Sweet and mushy == nasty.

Do they have baby carrots where you are? I don’t mind a couple of those, raw, of course, once in a while. I haven’t seen them here yet - five years - so I’m guessing they don’t have them.

I have found that they taste different in other countries. Weird, that. Very tolerable in Belgium, not tooooo bad here, but just didn’t like the taste/aftertaste of them back home.

Maybe it’s just me.

 

[Strigoi]

Overnight was a movie night due to incessant coughing making sleep impossible. Watched Beowulf, Cypher & The Dictator. Cancelled my dentist appointment. Now wondering if I'm likely to fall asleep at some time soon.

That’s rough. Get some good cough medicine.

Nap time will commence in 3…2…1…

 

[Zevon]

Morning all. I’m tucking in to a healthy breakfast of a couple of apple Danish pastries and a giant chocolate milk. What do Dragons eat for breakfast?

And don’t be rude and say Roys. Be better.

 

[Strigoi]

You're confusing Mooch with TedDougChris

Now I’m confused.
Is WOSHMOBBSDING related to TedDougChris?
Trying to list the team in as few separate names as possible?
Are those science experiments?

 

[Strigoi]

Morning all. I’m tucking in to a healthy breakfast of a couple of apple Danish pastries and a giant chocolate milk. What do Dragons eat for breakfast?

And don’t be rude and say Roys. Be better.

I had Uncle Toby’s oatmeal with a splash of honey. (glob actually, it is honey)
But I did have hot chocolate last night. Yum. With marshmallows!

 

[Zevon]

I had Uncle Toby’s oatmeal with a splash of honey. (glob actually, it is honey)
But I did have hot chocolate last night. Yum. With marshmallows!

Perfect weather for it!

 

[serial_thrilla]

Morning all. I’m tucking in to a healthy breakfast of a couple of apple Danish pastries and a giant chocolate milk. What do Dragons eat for breakfast?

And don’t be rude and say Roys. Be better.

We've been dining out on our S32 premiership for a few months now. Probably due a top up in about eleven days though.

 

[Zevon]

Roys, are you having one of those Monday parties after the season?

The grand final parade? Yeah I assume we’ll be going. Would be rude if one of the participants didn’t show up

 

[Strigoi]

I only knew of Aerosmith’s version.

 

[T2B_]

Morning all. I’m tucking in to a healthy breakfast of a couple of apple Danish pastries and a giant chocolate milk. What do Dragons eat for breakfast?

And don’t be rude and say Roys. Be better.

Roys Bubbles.

 

[T2B_]

In seriousness though I try to have any combination of eggs in the morning.

 

[Strigoi]

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I just saw this now! Awwww I smile so brightly around my Dragons.

 

[Strigoi]

In seriousness though I try to have any combination of eggs in the morning.

Surely with avocado in any combination as well. Gotta keep up your strength!

 

[Zevon]

Roys Bubbles.

Yuck. Why would you want to eat us grumpy old folks when I know for certain you’ve got a handful of fine avocados sitting in your fruit bowl?

 

[T2B_]

Surely with avocado in any combination as well. Gotta keep up your strength!

Absolutely, while they're cheaper anyway! Even I have my limit to what I'll spend on them.