Consumer Electronics Scam warning

[PoppedCorn]

get a whistle
that'll learn the thieving pricks

 

[red+black]

I can't believe so many people still have a home phone

 

[liam_13]

When I was house-sitting my brother's place once, I signed up for all sorts of things.

Genuine laugh out loud!

And very good idea, having a 4 year old chat to them!

My personal favourite is to attempt to recruit them to my cult, ordering them to throw their statue of Ganesh away (assuming they're Indian and Hindu), before asking them if they will come live in my apartment with the other 22 members of my cult.
So far from 4 calls, one hung up and 3 others argued with me saying I should check my computer for viruses instead of this nonsense...

 

[Kerrby]

Indian man: HELLO I AM FROM MICROSOFT YOU HAVE LOTS OF VIRUSES
Me: We only have Macs in our house.
*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*

 

[lions_den]

Me: We only have Macs in our house.

My condolences.

 

[The Passenger]

get a whistle
that'll learn the thieving pricks

i'm in!!!

 

[Quivorir]

I like to ask them how they are? Say I haven't heard from them in a long time. Use their name as often as possible. Find out what they have been doing, etc.

Operator: Good afternoon sir, my name is Rashid* are you Mr Tants?
Tants: Rashid, so good to hear from you. How long has it been?
O: Oh, Mr Tants, I am calling from XXXXX and i'm here to help.
T: Rashid, it always the same with you. Always work work work. So, tell me how are the family? Mum and Dad doing well? I've been meaning to give them a call.
O: Oh, Mr Tants, I am from XXXXX company and...
T: Don't worry Rashid we can talk work later. What are you up to this weekend? Are you going to the party.
O: <Hangs up>

* Not always called Rashid.

Yeah thats what I do, pretend its a long lost friend or some shit

 

[Caesar]

I have a mate who tries to sell stuff to telemarketers.