Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 12 - Sin City Swamprats vs Las Vegas Bears at Underground Stadium

[Restricted Free Agent]

Thanks a lot bears. You lot were elite as per usual. Good luck for the rest of your season!!!

 

[MWPP]

In an epic battle, not much between Nunez and MWPP - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 56m from 2 to 58.

Well done Nunez
Enjoy the win and thanks for the week Rats
I always look forward to playing your team and the thread delivered .

 

[Nunez]

Well done Nunez
Enjoy the win and thanks for the week Rats
I always look forward to playing your team and the thread delivered .

You're a star <3

 

[Firestarter]

I'm cleaning this up after copying from my source but here is my bad joke:

A man wakes up with a killer hangover. Fearing his wife's reaction, he crawls into the kitchen where he finds an enormous hand-made breakfast waiting on the table, with his wife gone to work and his son waiting for him. When he asks his son what this is for, the son replies "Well last night, you puked all over the doorstep, you crapped yourself and you tripped into Mom's favorite vase." "But why's she being so nice to me?" "Well, when she was trying to get you out of your dirty pants you shoved her away and screamed 'Get off, I'm married!'"

 

[Tandy]

I'm cleaning this up after copying from my source but here is my bad joke:

A man wakes up with a killer hangover. Fearing his wife's reaction, he crawls into the kitchen where he finds an enormous hand-made breakfast waiting on the table, with his wife gone to work and his son waiting for him. When he asks his son what this is for, the son replies "Well last night, you puked all over the doorstep, you crapped yourself and you tripped into Mom's favorite vase." "But why's she being so nice to me?" "Well, when she was trying to get you out of your dirty pants you shoved her away and screamed 'Get off, I'm married!'"

Good one
Can I ask, is this a true story and did this happen to you?

 

[MWPP]

You're a star <3

I love how this post works on so many levels

Thanks mate, and I hope we miraculously meet in the finals!

 

[Firestarter]

Good one
Can I ask, is this a true story and did this happen to you?

No, it isn't a true story, and I am not sourcing from personal experience.

Me, married?

 

[sportsmaniac89]

I can’t believe we won especially after being down heavily at one stage. An unbelievable performance that.

To the bears, cheers for what as always was an entertaining thread and I wish you all the best for the rest of the season.

As for me tonight, someone get me an inflatable umpire as I’m really in the mood to smash one; if not many.

 

[Ant Bear]

I can’t believe we won especially after being down heavily at one stage. An unbelievable performance that.

To the bears, cheers for what as always was an entertaining thread and I wish you all the best for the rest of the season.

As for me tonight, someone get me an inflatable umpire as I’m really in the mood to smash one; if not many.

Do you not appreciate the umpires in Umpire Appreciation Round?

 

[Sparkle]

That's two big wins for the day! Get around it!

Repeating myself from last week, apologies I was hardly around. School really does take up a lot of my spare time

 

[sportsmaniac89]

Do you not appreciate the umpires in Umpire Appreciation Round?

Absolutely not!

They can go and rot in the sewer for all I care.

In fact, they can get on a flight to the Bermuda Triangle...if they don't come back, I won't be crying, that's for sure.

 

[MWPP]

That's two big wins for the day! Get around it!

Repeating myself from last week, apologies I was hardly around. School really does take up a lot of my spare time

Year 12 this year ? All the best with study and exams

 

[Sparkle]

Year 12 this year ? All the best with study and exams

Yep, into Year 12. Thanks very much

 

[Firestarter]

That's two big wins for the day! Get around it!

Repeating myself from last week, apologies I was hardly around. School really does take up a lot of my spare time

One big win and one "Go play in the North Gippsland league if you lose this" win for me.

 

[Dav]

United with the 119th minute winner what a moment

 

[Art Vandelay_]

At least I was better than Doctor Gero .

And in the end, that's what really counts.

My benching and move to defence cost us the match.
I’m too good to be in peasant positions.

 

[RookiePick]

Jeebus Cruss you campaigners. If I have 100 dt points we have messed up the system badly.

Gg Rats

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Crumbs.

 

[Far Kern]

That's brilliant

We Rats have a rich and very drunk history. We celebrate that history. You would be most welcome to join us and contribute.

 

[Tandy]

We Rats have a rich and very drunk history. We celebrate that history. You would be most welcome to join us and contribute.

Sounds tempting! Except I can't, because my profile picture wouldn't make sense

 

[philreich]

That's brilliant

I reckon this is a better song. It was performed by the 2 Ronnies on one of their shows in Australia - it's called, "Our trip to London":

Barker:
My missus and 'im and 'is missus and me
We went up to London, the wedding to see
The prince 'e drove past with 'is Dad and 'is Mum
You could see by 'is face 'e was glad that we'd come
Singing' tooraly ooraly ooraly ay

Something went wrong with the taxi we took
We 'ad to drive backwards, which made people look
The taxi man didn't think much of the job
By the end of the journey, 'he owed us ten bob
Singing' tooraly ooraly ooraly ay

Corbett:
We went and got digs at this modern hotel
With a bed and a bath, and three basins as well
My wife nearly perished - she really is a pain
We went for a walk, and she fell down the drain
Singing' tooraly ooraly ooraly ay

Barker:
My wife fell asleep in the bath t'other day
She left the tap runnin', I'm sorry to say
Corbett:
And did all the water run over the side?
Barker:
No, luckily she sleeps with her mouth open wide
Singing' tooraly ooraly ooraly ay

Corbett:
I bought this new walking stick up near Pall Mall
The only thing is, it's a little bit too tall
Barker:
Why don't you upend it, and cut off a bit?
Corbett:
Cos that's not the end that's too high, you great twit
Singing' tooraly ooraly ooraly ay

Barker:
So now we're back 'ome in our village, you see
Our trip up north holds happy memories for me
Corbett:
We're trying wife swapping at present, you see
Barker:
My wife lives with 'is wife, and I live with 'e
Singing' tooraly ooraly ooraly ay

 

[Firestarter]

I'm reminded of Keating The Musical.