Official Match Thread Season 36 Round 8 - Sin City Swamprats v Las Vegas Bears @ Underground Stadium

[Firestarter]

A constant drizzle. I like to smother my salad in multiple different dressings. Not to mention the natural sauce from the meat of choice.


By multiple dressings I mean sweet onion and honey mustard. By natural sauce of the meat I mean subway chicken teriyaki. Get your minds out of the sewers

My mind lives with turtles who eat pizza.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

My mind lives with turtles who eat pizza.

Will they be giving it back?

 

[Firestarter]

Will they be giving it back?

They... they eat the pizza.

 

[philreich]

My mind lives with turtles who eat pizza.

We picked up a pizza last night. The guy asked me if I'd like it cut into 6 pieces or 12. I said, "You'd better make it 6 - I couldn't eat 12."

 

[Wosh]

Qooty Commentary File - QOOTY (Quick Footy) Version 10.5
Qooty Website - http://qooty.footypedia.com

Match commencing shortly ... SCS v LVB

                       LVB
GremioPower                 Rodney Dangerfield       paraaaa
MWPP                        Matera92                 Jezmiester40

HirdsTheWord                okeydoke7                KinderSmock
JoseMourinho                Art Vandelay_            I Dont Care

jackster83                  GotTheGoodes             The Jesus
RonnieRaven                 Tandy                    guero

Power Raid                  spookism                 Shuestar13
Dingster                    Test Tickle              Tommycash

Jewelsbon                   philreich                Firestarter
Muddiemoose                 JoshWoodenSpoon          kane249
                            SCS

SCS Foll : Kennedy Parker, ant555, BloodySwan
LVB Foll : Cap, Millky95, Senor M

SCS INT : Ticky009, RPCB
LVB INT : RookiePick, Electronic_Renaissance

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS: GotTheGoodes philreich ant555 BloodySwan
LAS VEGAS BEARS: Cap Senor M

[RD 8], Conditions for this match - RAINY

 

[Wosh]

1 : 0 {C} - The ball is bounced to the clear advantage of Cap.
1 : .1 {C} - Tandy looking for a lead.
1 : .16 {lHFF} - Hoofs it forward..
1 : .2 {lHFF} - That's an extraordinary juggled one-hander to HirdsTheWord.
1 : .26 {rHBF} - HirdsTheWord is now off and running.
1 : .3 {rHBF} - Hands it off to ant555.
1 : .34 {rHBF} - He gets a handpass to BloodySwan.
1 : .4 {lW} - He kicks long and low.
1 : .45 {lW} - No-one can take the mark.
1 : .51 {lW} - Taking the ball is The Jesus.
1 : .55 {CHF} - He kicks towards spookism and Test Tickle.
1 : 1.01 {CHF} - Test Tickle did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
1 : 1.05 {CHF} - spookism sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 1.09 {CHF} - Test Tickle drags spookism down beautifully.
1 : 1.15 {CHB} - Test Tickle dances around spookism.
1 : 1.19 {CHB} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 1.26 {CHB} - Quick hands to Millky95 under pressure.
1 : 1.3 {FB} - No-look handpass to Senor M.
1 : 1.34 {FB} - Finds Millky95 with a handball.
1 : 1.4 {rBP} - He transfers play using kane249.
1 : 1.44 {rBP} - kane249 can't take it.
1 : 1.51 {rBP} - kane249 takes them on.
1 : 1.54 {CHB} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
1 : 2.01 {CHB} - spookism plants a foot on Test Tickle's neck and takes a screamer.
1 : 2.05 {lHFF} - With the ball is Shuestar13.
1 : 2.09 {lHFF} - A quick handpass to Kennedy Parker.
1 : 2.15 {FF} - A measured kick to philreich.
1 : 2.19 {FF} - philreich can't take it.
1 : 2.25 {lBP} - Muddiemoose tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
1 : 2.3 {lBP} - What a tackle.
1 : 2.34 {rFP} - Jewelsbon hits the ground running.
1 : 2.4 {rFP} - Crunching tackle by Muddiemoose.
1 : 2.44 {lBP} - Muddiemoose looks downfield.
1 : 2.5 {rBP} - kane249 runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 2.54 {rHBF} - Flicks it to Cap.
1 : 3 {C} - A hospital kick.
1 : 3.04 {C} - Running back with the flight of the ball is Tandy! Brave mark.
1 : 3.09 {C} - Tandy has possession.
1 : 3.15 {C} - Handballs over the top to Senor M.
1 : 3.19 {lHFF} - JoseMourinho presents.
1 : 3.25 {lHFF} - JoseMourinho and HirdsTheWord both holding each other. No mark.
1 : 3.3 {lHFF} - JoseMourinho slowing down the play.
1 : 3.33 {lHFF} - Finds Senor M with a handball.
1 : 3.4 {lHFF} - Fires out the handpass to Cap.
1 : 3.44 {CHF} - No-look handpass to Art Vandelay_.
1 : 3.5 {CHF} - Fires out the handpass to Cap.
1 : 3.54 {CHF} - BloodySwan drags Cap down beautifully.
1 : 4 {lHBF} - KinderSmock breaks free and has found some space.
1 : 4.04 {lHBF} - KinderSmock sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 4.09 {lW} - KinderSmock is still looking for options and takes another.
1 : 4.15 {lW} - A quick handpass to ant555.
1 : 4.19 {lW} - Millky95 applies the tackle on ant555.
1 : 4.25 {rW} - Running with the ball is guero.
1 : 4.29 {C} - A short kick to Tandy.
1 : 4.33 {C} - The umpire calls play on.
1 : 4.39 {C} - Tandy turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
1 : 4.43 {C} - Tandy takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 4.49 {CHF} - Tandy has another.
1 : 4.54 {rHFF} - Hands it off to I Dont Care.
1 : 4.58 {CHF} - A wild kick laterally towards Art Vandelay_.
1 : 5.04 {CHF} - Top mark - not paid.
1 : 5.08 {CHF} - Quality gather by Art Vandelay_.
1 : 5.15 {lHFF} - A poor handpass but JoseMourinho is up to the challenge.
1 : 5.19 {lHFF} - Handpasses to Cap.
1 : 5.23 {lHFF} - Cap loves a shot at goal.
1 : 5.29 {lHFF} - And he doesn't disappoint us.
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 0.0.0
LAS VEGAS BEARS : 1.0.6
1 : 5.33 {C} - Cap knocks the ball down.
1 : 6.04 {C} - Tandy tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
1 : 6.04 {C} - But Tandy tripped up GotTheGoodes
1 : 6.04 {C} - GotTheGoodes sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 6.04 {C} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 6.04 {C} - At least fifty-five metres out.
1 : 6.08 {C} - Can he kick it? Yes he can.
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 1.0.6
LAS VEGAS BEARS : 1.0.6

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Umps already cooking it.

 

[Tandy]

Oops

 

[Wosh]

1 : 6.15 {C} - Cap waits and wins the hitout.
1 : 6.22 {C} - GotTheGoodes threads his way through traffic.
1 : 6.28 {C} - Handpass over the shoulder to BloodySwan.
1 : 6.33 {lW} - He transfers play using The Jesus.
1 : 6.39 {lW} - The ball spills free.
1 : 6.43 {lW} - The Jesus hits the ground running.
1 : 6.49 {rHFF} - Power Raid presents.
1 : 6.53 {rHFF} - Dingster plants a foot on Power Raid's neck and takes a screamer.
1 : 6.57 {rHBF} - Tommycash streaming down the ground.
1 : 7.04 {C} - The kick seeks out Tandy.
1 : 7.07 {C} - Tandy is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
1 : 7.14 {C} - GotTheGoodes with a little space.
1 : 7.18 {rHFF} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to Power Raid.
1 : 7.22 {rHFF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
1 : 7.28 {lHBF} - Its hard and tough but Dingster wins possession.
1 : 7.33 {lHBF} - Dingster runs into Power Raid and is getting up very slowly.
1 : 7.39 {rHFF} - Power Raid has a paddock.
1 : 7.43 {rHFF} - Flicks it to ant555.
1 : 7.49 {rHFF} - ant555 has a bounce.
1 : 7.53 {rFP} - A wild handball - but luckily BloodySwan was well placed to clean up.
1 : 7.57 {rFP} - BloodySwan let's fly toward goal.
1 : 8.03 {rFP} - In the end its an easy goal for BloodySwan.
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 2.0.12
LAS VEGAS BEARS : 1.0.6
1 : 8.07 {C} - Neither ruckman can take advantage of the bounce.
1 : 8.18 {lW} - RonnieRaven with a moment to look downfield.
1 : 8.22 {lW} - RonnieRaven holds jackster83 out of the contest right in front of the umpire.
1 : 8.28 {rW} - jackster83 looks downfield.
1 : 8.32 {lW} - Handballs over the top to The Jesus.
1 : 8.38 {lW} - The Jesus takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 8.43 {lW} - The Jesus sees an open goal.
1 : 8.49 {lW} - That takes The Jesus's goal tally to 1.
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 3.0.18
LAS VEGAS BEARS : 1.0.6
1 : 8.53 {C} - BloodySwan is outbodied in the ruck contest.
1 : 9.03 {rW} - guero with some space now.
1 : 9.07 {rW} - Crunching tackle by The Jesus.
1 : 9.13 {rW} - jackster83 dances around RonnieRaven.
1 : 9.18 {lHFF} - Geeze he's got onto that one. Pressure on Shuestar13 to mark.
1 : 9.22 {lHFF} - The ball spills free.
1 : 9.28 {lHFF} - Shuestar13 fighting to get a clear kick.
1 : 9.32 {lHFF} - Great bump by Tommycash. Shuestar13 has not moved.
1 : 9.38 {rHBF} - Tommycash sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 9.42 {rHBF} - Long handpass to the running Senor M.
1 : 9.46 {lHBF} - He transfers play using Dingster.
1 : 9.52 {lHBF} - Spoilt by Power Raid.
1 : 9.56 {lHBF} - Dingster with a moment to look downfield.
1 : 10.03 {CHB} - Spears a kick towards Test Tickle.
1 : 10.07 {CHB} - Top mark - not paid.
1 : 10.13 {rHFF} - Quality gather by Power Raid.
1 : 10.17 {FF} - He rewards the philreich lead.
1 : 10.21 {FF} - Top mark - not paid.
1 : 10.28 {FF} - philreich with some space now.
1 : 10.32 {FF} - He has a shot from nowhere.
1 : 10.38 {FF} - And the ball bounces through - unbelievable.
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 4.0.24
LAS VEGAS BEARS : 1.0.6
1 : 10.42 {C} - Kennedy Parker wins the hitout unopposed.
1 : 10.52 {C} - GotTheGoodes streaming down the ground.
1 : 10.56 {rW} - Gives the ball to jackster83.
1 : 11.03 {rHFF} - Quick hands to Kennedy Parker under pressure.
1 : 11.07 {rHFF} - Fires out the handpass to ant555.
1 : 11.13 {rHFF} - ant555 sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 11.17 {rHFF} - Quick hands to Kennedy Parker under pressure.
1 : 11.21 {rHFF} - A lookaway handpass to BloodySwan.
1 : 11.27 {FF} - Kicks in the direction of philreich.
1 : 11.31 {FF} - JoshWoodenSpoon did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
1 : 11.38 {FF} - philreich takes them on.
1 : 11.41 {FF} - This should be a goal to philreich.
1 : 11.46 {FF} - Just one behind to philreich.
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 4.1.25
LAS VEGAS BEARS : 1.0.6

 

[Wosh]

1 : 11.56 {FB} - The ball is now with Muddiemoose.
1 : 12.03 {lBP} - A wild kick laterally towards Muddiemoose.
1 : 12.06 {lBP} - Muddiemoose is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
1 : 12.13 {lBP} - Muddiemoose assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : 12.17 {lBP} - Handpasses to Cap.
1 : 12.21 {lBP} - Huge handpass to Millky95. As good as a kick.
1 : 12.27 {lBP} - Cap on the end of this.
1 : 12.31 {lBP} - Cap has run too far.
1 : 12.37 {rFP} - Jewelsbon slowing down the play.
1 : 12.41 {rFP} - Good bump as Jewelsbon kicks - enough that the ball sprays over the boundary.
1 : 12.46 {lBP} - Nobody's checking Muddiemoose.
1 : 12.52 {lBP} - Jewelsbon might be in trouble with the tribunal after that tackle on Muddiemoose. Play on is the call.
1 : 12.56 {rFP} - Now Jewelsbon has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 13.02 {rFP} - Jewelsbon lines it up from forty metres.
1 : 13.06 {rFP} - Miraculous goal to Jewelsbon.
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 5.1.31
LAS VEGAS BEARS : 1.0.6
1 : 13.12 {C} - Big tap from Cap.
1 : 13.21 {rW} - Who wants it? BloodySwan does. Great stuff.
1 : 13.26 {rW} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 13.31 {rW} - A long looping handpass to jackster83.
1 : 13.37 {lW} - Passes to The Jesus by hand.
1 : 13.41 {rHFF} - That's a real up and under.
1 : 13.45 {rHFF} - Dingster claims the mark but its play on.
1 : 13.52 {CHB} - With the ball is Test Tickle.
1 : 13.56 {lHBF} - He elects to use Dingster and kicks in that direction.
1 : 14.02 {lHBF} - Power Raid will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 14.06 {lHBF} - Dingster turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
1 : 14.1 {rW} - That kick makes it hard for guero.
1 : 14.16 {rW} - guero gets too far under the ball.
1 : 14.21 {lW} - The Jesus with all the time in the world.
1 : 14.26 - <<< RPCB is coming on to replace HirdsTheWord >>>
1 : 14.35 {lW} - The Jesus with some space now.
1 : 14.41 {lW} - guero applies the tackle.
1 : 14.45 {lW} - RonnieRaven with a moment to look downfield.
1 : 14.51 {CHF} - He gets his kick away.
1 : 14.55 {CHF} - Art Vandelay_ makes that kick look better than it was with a solid mark.
1 : 15.01 {CHF} - Art Vandelay_ takes off.
1 : 15.06 {CHF} - He has a bounce.
1 : 15.1 {rHFF} - Handpasses to I Dont Care.
1 : 15.16 {CHF} - Passes to Art Vandelay_ by hand.
1 : 15.2 {CHF} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 15.26 {lHFF} - Flicks it to JoseMourinho.
1 : 15.3 {rHFF} - Quick hands to I Dont Care under pressure.
1 : 15.37 {rHFF} - KinderSmock made that tackle look worse than it was - free kick.
1 : 15.41 {CHB} - okeydoke7 slowing down the play.
1 : 15.45 {CHB} - okeydoke7 is tackled beautifully by Art Vandelay_.
1 : 15.51 {lHFF} - The ball is now with JoseMourinho.
1 : 15.55 {rFP} - Kicks to a contest - Jezmiester40 looks to get to thre front.
1 : 16.01 {rFP} - paraaaa reads the kick best and marks well in front of Jezmiester40.
1 : 16.06 {lBP} - paraaaa wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 16.1 {rHBF} - That kick makes it hard for RPCB.
1 : 16.16 {rHBF} - Spoilt by JoseMourinho.
1 : 16.2 {rHBF} - RPCB assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : 16.26 {lW} - A flat punt.
1 : 16.3 {lW} - The Jesus appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
1 : 16.36 {rW} - guero has a paddock.
1 : 16.4 {CHF} - A measured kick to Art Vandelay_.
1 : 16.45 {CHF} - The ball drops short of Art Vandelay_.
1 : 16.51 {rHBF} - RPCB takes off.
1 : 16.55 {rHBF} - Heavy knock behind play and it looks like someone's coming off.
1 : 17.01 - <<< jackster83 is trading places with paraaaa >>>

 

[Wosh]

1 : 17.09 {rHBF} - RPCB streaming down the ground.
1 : 17.16 {rHBF} - A poor handpass but Kennedy Parker is up to the challenge.
1 : 17.19 {rHBF} - Kennedy Parker sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 17.26 {C} - A bit of a miskick.
1 : 17.3 {C} - Tandy will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 17.36 {C} - GotTheGoodes is now off and running.
1 : 17.4 {lW} - A wild kick laterally towards The Jesus.
1 : 17.45 {lW} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
1 : 17.51 {lW} - Running with the ball is The Jesus.
1 : 17.55 {rHFF} - His kick covers more height than distance.
1 : 18.01 {rHFF} - Dingster is third man up and takes it easily.
1 : 18.05 {lHBF} - Dingster turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
1 : 18.09 {lHBF} - Power Raid might be in trouble with the tribunal after that tackle on Dingster. Play on is the call.
1 : 18.15 {lHFF} - Shuestar13 dances around Tommycash.
1 : 18.19 {CHF} - A quick handpass to spookism.
1 : 18.25 {CHF} - Great bump by Test Tickle. spookism has not moved.
1 : 18.3 {CHB} - Test Tickle assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : 18.34 {C} - He gets a handpass to Senor M.
1 : 18.4 {C} - Huge handpass to Millky95. As good as a kick.
1 : 18.45 {C} - Millky95 sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 18.51 {C} - A slick handpass goes to Tandy.
1 : 18.55 {rHFF} - I Dont Care presents.
1 : 18.58 {rHFF} - I Dont Care is the target but he's outplayed by KinderSmock.
1 : 19.05 {lHBF} - KinderSmock with the ball now.
1 : 19.09 {CHB} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 19.15 {CHB} - Man in front will be paid this mark - that's okeydoke7.
1 : 19.19 {CHB} - Nobody's checking okeydoke7.
1 : 19.25 {rW} - His kick is hurried.
1 : 19.3 {rW} - RonnieRaven will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 19.34 {rW} - paraaaa has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 19.4 {rW} - Quick hands to ant555.
1 : 19.44 {rW} - Crunching tackle by Millky95.
1 : 19.5 {rW} - guero has possession.
1 : 19.54 {rW} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 19.58 {lW} - He kicks across the ground towards RonnieRaven.
1 : 20.04 {lW} - paraaaa gets a timely fist to the ball.
1 : 20.08 {C} - GotTheGoodes tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
1 : 20.15 {C} - GotTheGoodes sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 20.19 {CHF} - GotTheGoodes touches the ball to the ground.
1 : 20.25 {rFP} - He kicks long and low.
1 : 20.29 {rFP} - Jewelsbon can't take it.
1 : 20.33 {rFP} - Jewelsbon signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 20.39 {rFP} - Jewelsbon about twenty-five out.
1 : 20.43 {rFP} - The umpires consult and decide that one shaved the post.
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 5.2.32
LAS VEGAS BEARS : 1.0.6

 

[Wosh]

1 : 20.54 {FB} - kane249 with the ball now.
1 : 20.58 {rHBF} - Tommycash and Shuestar13 jostle for position.
1 : 21.04 {rHBF} - Tommycash marks uncontested.
1 : 21.08 {rHBF} - The ball is now with Tommycash.
1 : 21.15 {lHBF} - A poor handpass but Dingster is up to the challenge.
1 : 21.19 {lHBF} - Flicks it to Senor M.
1 : 21.25 {rW} - A wobbly old kick.
1 : 21.29 {rW} - Anybody's ball.
1 : 21.33 {rW} - guero through heavy traffic.
1 : 21.39 {rW} - guero takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 21.43 {lHFF} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
1 : 21.49 {lHFF} - RPCB claims the mark but its play on.
1 : 21.53 {lHFF} - JoseMourinho assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : 21.58 {lHFF} - An underground handpass to Millky95.
1 : 22.04 {CHF} - A wild kick laterally towards Art Vandelay_.
1 : 22.08 {CHF} - Art Vandelay_ slips at the crucial moment and its marked by okeydoke7.
1 : 22.15 {rHBF} - RPCB signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 22.18 {rHBF} - Just a touch to the back but the umpire spots it.
1 : 22.25 {lHFF} - JoseMourinho wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 22.29 {lHFF} - JoseMourinho has a bounce.
1 : 22.32 {CHF} - Art Vandelay_ on the end of this.
1 : 22.39 {CHF} - Art Vandelay_ didn't see that tackle coming from okeydoke7.
1 : 22.43 {CHB} - okeydoke7 looks downfield.
1 : 22.49 {CHB} - Bit of an ankle-tap from okeydoke7.
1 : 22.53 {lHFF} - JoseMourinho looks downfield.
1 : 22.58 {CHF} - A wild kick laterally towards Art Vandelay_.
1 : 23.04 {CHF} - Art Vandelay_ slides in and takes the mark.
1 : 23.08 {CHF} - With the ball is Art Vandelay_.
1 : 23.14 {FF} - Matera92 makes an offer.
1 : 23.18 {FF} - Matera92 can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
1 : 23.22 {FB} - The ball is now with Rodney Dangerfield.
1 : 23.28 {rBP} - He beckons for a lead.
1 : 23.32 {rBP} - MWPP did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
1 : 23.38 {lFP} - So MWPP ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 23.43 {lFP} - MWPP sells the dummy and has a shot.
1 : 23.49 {lFP} - Run through by GremioPower for a minor score.
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 5.2.32
LAS VEGAS BEARS : 1.1.7
1 : 23.57 {FB} - Nobody's checking GremioPower.
1 : 24.04 {FB} - A quick handpass to Rodney Dangerfield
1 : 24.08 {CHB} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 24.14 {CHB} - He gets a handpass to Kennedy Parker.
1 : 24.18 {rW} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 24.22 {CHF} - A worm burner to spookism.
1 : 24.28 {CHF} - But the kick goes straight to Test Tickle.
1 : 24.32 {rHBF} - Tommycash takes off.
1 : 24.38 {rHBF} - Handballs over the top to Senor M.
1 : 24.43 {C} - A kick in the general direction of Tandy.
1 : 24.49 {C} - Tandy is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
1 : 24.53 {C} - GotTheGoodes has it.
1 : 24.57 {C} - Tandy drags GotTheGoodes down beautifully.
=====================================
SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 1
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 5.2.32
LAS VEGAS BEARS : 1.1.7
=====================================

 

[Dingster]

1 : 9.56 {lHBF} - Dingster with a moment to look downfield.
1 : 10.03 {CHB} - Spears a kick towards Test Tickle.
1 : 10.07 {CHB} - Top mark - not paid.

 

[Tandy]

 

[Wosh]

2 : 25.03 {C} - The ball is bounced to the clear advantage of Kennedy Parker.
2 : .1 {rW} - paraaaa through heavy traffic.
2 : .13 {rW} - Heavy clash between RonnieRaven and paraaaa. RonnieRaven comes off marginally better and collects the ball.
2 : .18 {lW} - RonnieRaven slowing down the play.
2 : .24 {lW} - Handpasses to Millky95.
2 : .28 {rW} - Draws a man and then with hands to guero.
2 : .34 {lW} - Handpasses to RonnieRaven.
2 : .38 {lW} - RonnieRaven dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
2 : .45 {rW} - Handballs to guero.
2 : .49 {rW} - guero has a bounce.
2 : .52 {rW} - Draws a man and then with hands to Senor M.
2 : .59 {rHFF} - A poor handpass but Cap is up to the challenge.
2 : 1.03 {rHFF} - Cap is crunched in a tackle.
2 : 1.09 {lHBF} - KinderSmock looking for a lead.
2 : 1.13 {C} - Draws a man and then with hands to GotTheGoodes.
2 : 1.17 {rW} - Draws a man and then with hands to paraaaa.
2 : 1.23 {rW} - paraaaa blazes away at goal.
2 : 1.28 {rW} - paraaaa boots it through and lets RonnieRaven know all about it.
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 6.2.38
LAS VEGAS BEARS : 1.1.7

 

[Wosh]

2 : 1.34 {C} - Kennedy Parker gets the ball down.
2 : 1.44 {rW} - guero has a paddock.
2 : 1.48 - <<< Ticky009 is coming on to replace GremioPower >>>
2 : 1.58 {rW} - guero turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
2 : 2.03 {rW} - Handpasses to Senor M.
2 : 2.09 {CHF} - Throws it onto his boot.
2 : 2.13 {CHF} - okeydoke7 gets a timely fist to the ball.
2 : 2.17 {rHBF} - RPCB with a little space.
2 : 2.24 {rHBF} - OOOOOOOooohh... JoseMourinho has poleaxed RPCB.
2 : 2.28 {CHF} - Art Vandelay_ with the ball now.
2 : 2.34 {CHF} - Art Vandelay_ has time to take a bounce.
2 : 2.38 {rFP} - Jezmiester40 trying to offer a lead.
2 : 2.42 {rFP} - Jezmiester40 spills the mark.
2 : 2.48 {rFP} - Jezmiester40 with the ball now.
2 : 2.52 {rFP} - Jezmiester40 slams the ball at goal.
2 : 2.58 {rFP} - Bending back ... not far enough though. A minor score to Jezmiester40.
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 6.2.38
LAS VEGAS BEARS : 1.2.8
2 : 3.07 {FB} - jackster83 slowing down the play.
2 : 3.13 {rBP} - He elects to use Ticky009 and kicks in that direction.
2 : 3.17 {rBP} - What a shocking kick - straight to MWPP.
2 : 3.23 {lFP} - MWPP to send the ball forward.
2 : 3.27 {lFP} - A quick snap from MWPP.
2 : 3.33 {lFP} - It could be a goal. It is a goal.
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 6.2.38
LAS VEGAS BEARS : 2.2.14
2 : 3.37 {C} - Cap wins the hitout unopposed.
2 : 3.47 {C} - Cap does some crumbing and is away.
2 : 3.52 {C} - Cap nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
2 : 3.58 {C} - Fantastic smother GotTheGoodes!.
2 : 4.02 {C} - GotTheGoodes takes them on.
2 : 4.07 {rW} - A wild kick laterally towards paraaaa.
2 : 4.13 {rW} - RonnieRaven upset the marking attempt by paraaaa.
2 : 4.17 {rW} - paraaaa tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
2 : 4.23 {rW} - Free kick for a hand over the shoulder.
2 : 4.27 {lW} - RonnieRaven looking for a lead.
2 : 4.33 - <<< RookiePick is coming on to replace Dingster >>>
2 : 4.41 {lW} - Now RonnieRaven has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 4.48 {rHFF} - With his laser-like left foot.
2 : 4.52 {rHFF} - I Dont Care takes the mark one-handed.
2 : 4.58 {rHFF} - The ball is now with I Dont Care.
2 : 5.02 {rHFF} - I Dont Care blazes away at goal.
2 : 5.09 {rHFF} - Starts left... comes right... goes through the middle.
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 6.2.38
LAS VEGAS BEARS : 3.2.20
2 : 5.12 {C} - Both ruckmen fooled by a rare decent bounce up.
2 : 5.23 {C} - GotTheGoodes with the ball now.
2 : 5.26 {rW} - He transfers play using paraaaa.
2 : 5.33 {rW} - Top mark - not paid.
2 : 5.37 {lW} - RonnieRaven threads his way through traffic.
2 : 5.41 {CHF} - Art Vandelay_ takes off on a lead.
2 : 5.48 {CHF} - Art Vandelay_ and okeydoke7 both holding each other. No mark.
2 : 5.51 {CHF} - The bounce favours Art Vandelay_ and he is off and running.
2 : 5.58 {lHFF} - Spears a kick towards JoseMourinho.
2 : 6.02 {lHFF} - No mark taken as JoseMourinho and RPCB wrestle for position.
2 : 6.08 {lHFF} - Taking the ball is JoseMourinho.
2 : 6.12 {rHFF} - A short kick to I Dont Care.
2 : 6.16 {rHFF} - Top mark - not paid.
2 : 6.22 {lHBF} - KinderSmock slowing down the play.
2 : 6.26 {CHB} - He handpasses to okeydoke7.
2 : 6.33 {lHBF} - KinderSmock screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
2 : 6.37 {lHBF} - Terrible kick falls into the hands of I Dont Care.
2 : 6.41 {rHFF} - With the ball is I Dont Care.
2 : 6.47 {rHFF} - I Dont Care nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
2 : 6.51 {rHFF} - A wild handball - but luckily Senor M was well placed to clean up.
2 : 6.57 {rHFF} - Cap on the end of this.
2 : 7.01 {rHFF} - Handballs to Millky95.
2 : 7.05 {FF} - Matera92 and Rodney Dangerfield jostle for position.
2 : 7.12 {FF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
2 : 7.16 {FB} - A bit of space for Rodney Dangerfield to utilise.
2 : 7.22 {lHBF} - KinderSmock presents on a long lead.
2 : 7.26 {lHBF} - I Dont Care upset the marking attempt by KinderSmock.
2 : 7.3 {rHFF} - I Dont Care wants to get on with proceedings.
2 : 7.37 {FF} - A kick in the general direction of Matera92.
2 : 7.41 {FF} - Matera92 and Rodney Dangerfield both holding each other. No mark.
2 : 7.47 {rBP} - Ticky009 is now off and running.
2 : 7.51 {rBP} - Ticky009 has a bounce.
2 : 7.57 {rBP} - A poor handpass but BloodySwan is up to the challenge.
2 : 8.01 {lBP} - He elects to use jackster83 and kicks in that direction.
2 : 8.06 {lBP} - Jezmiester40 did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
2 : 8.11 {rFP} - Jezmiester40 threads his way through traffic.
2 : 8.16 {rFP} - Jezmiester40 has a bounce.
2 : 8.22 {rFP} - Jezmiester40 has a shot at goal.
2 : 8.26 {rFP} - Jezmiester40 splits the sticks.
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 6.2.38
LAS VEGAS BEARS : 4.2.26

 

[Dingster]

Get around him!!!

2 : 8.06 {lBP} - Jezmiester40 did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
2 : 8.11 {rFP} - Jezmiester40 threads his way through traffic.
2 : 8.16 {rFP} - Jezmiester40 has a bounce.
2 : 8.22 {rFP} - Jezmiester40 has a shot at goal.
2 : 8.26 {rFP} - Jezmiester40 splits the sticks.

 

[Wosh]

2 : 8.3 {C} - Cap palms the ball down.
2 : 8.4 {lW} - The Jesus picks it up on the bounce.
2 : 8.46 - <<< GremioPower is coming on to replace The Jesus >>>
2 : 8.56 {lW} - Running with the ball is GremioPower.
2 : 9.01 {rHFF} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
2 : 9.05 {rHFF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
2 : 9.11 {rHBF} - Tommycash assessing what lies ahead of him.
2 : 9.15 {lHBF} - He gets a handpass to RookiePick.
2 : 9.22 {rHBF} - A wild handball - but luckily Tommycash was well placed to clean up.
2 : 9.26 {rHBF} - Watch out! Oh! Shuestar13 has laid Tommycash out flat.
2 : 9.3 {rHFF} - A bit of space for Power Raid to utilise.
2 : 9.36 {rHFF} - Power Raid too far out to score - or is he?.
2 : 9.4 {rHFF} - What a statement by Power Raid.
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 7.2.44
LAS VEGAS BEARS : 4.2.26
2 : 9.46 {C} - Easy tapout for Cap.
2 : 9.56 {C} - The bounce favours Millky95 and he is off and running.
2 : 10.01 {C} - A lookaway handpass to Cap.
2 : 10.05 {C} - Cap nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
2 : 10.11 {lHFF} - That's a real finger-breaker in the direction of JoseMourinho.
2 : 10.15 {lHFF} - RPCB did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
2 : 10.22 {lHFF} - JoseMourinho hits the ground running.
2 : 10.25 {lHFF} - JoseMourinho bounces the ball.
2 : 10.3 {lHFF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
2 : 10.36 {rFP} - Jezmiester40 calls for it.
2 : 10.4 {rFP} - Jezmiester40 appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
2 : 10.46 {rFP} - Jezmiester40 takes them on.
2 : 10.5 {rFP} - Jezmiester40 dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
2 : 10.56 {rFP} - Jezmiester40 walks into goal.
2 : 11.01 {rFP} - The umpires consult and decide that one shaved the post.
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 7.2.44
LAS VEGAS BEARS : 4.3.27
2 : 11.11 {FB} - Rodney Dangerfield has possession.
2 : 11.15 {FB} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
2 : 11.21 {FB} - Quick hands to BloodySwan.
2 : 11.25 {lHBF} - KinderSmock calls for it.
2 : 11.3 {lHBF} - KinderSmock takes a gutsy mark backing back into the pack.
2 : 11.36 {lHBF} - KinderSmock takes off.
2 : 11.4 {C} - He spots an option and kicks to GotTheGoodes.
2 : 11.46 {C} - Tandy gets a timely fist to the ball.
2 : 11.5 {C} - GotTheGoodes dances around Tandy.
2 : 11.54 {C} - He has a bounce.
2 : 12 {rHFF} - Hoofs it forward..
2 : 12.04 {rHFF} - RookiePick comes in from the side to intercept.
2 : 12.1 {lHBF} - Nobody's checking RookiePick.
2 : 12.15 {C} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of Tandy.
2 : 12.21 {C} - No mark taken as Tandy and GotTheGoodes wrestle for position.
2 : 12.25 {C} - Tandy takes them on.
2 : 12.3 {lW} - He beckons for a lead.
2 : 12.36 {lW} - Over the head of RonnieRaven.
2 : 12.4 {lW} - RonnieRaven tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
2 : 12.46 - <<< Dingster is coming on to replace Jezmiester40 >>>
2 : 12.54 {lW} - RonnieRaven slowing down the play.
2 : 13 {CHF} - Art Vandelay_ presents on a long lead.
2 : 13.04 {CHF} - Over the head of Art Vandelay_.
2 : 13.1 {CHF} - Art Vandelay_ takes off.
2 : 13.15 {CHF} - Millky95 runs past and takes the handpass.
2 : 13.21 {CHF} - Fires out the handpass to Senor M.
2 : 13.25 {CHF} - Senor M sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
2 : 13.29 {CHF} - You're gone son.
2 : 13.35 {CHB} - okeydoke7 to send the ball forward.
2 : 13.39 {CHB} - okeydoke7 has time to take a bounce.
2 : 13.45 {rHBF} - Handpass to space. RPCB runs onto it.
2 : 13.49 {rHBF} - RPCB sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
2 : 13.53 {CHB} - okeydoke7 on the end of this.
2 : 14 {rW} - Long raking kick in the direction of paraaaa.
2 : 14.04 {rW} - RonnieRaven is third man up and takes it easily.
2 : 14.1 {lW} - Nobody's checking RonnieRaven.
2 : 14.14 {lW} - RonnieRaven has a bounce.
2 : 14.21 {CHF} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
2 : 14.24 {CHF} - Nice grab by Art Vandelay_.
2 : 14.28 {CHF} - Art Vandelay_ sizes the options in front of him.
2 : 14.35 {CHF} - This will be a turnover.
2 : 14.39 {rHBF} - RPCB slowing down the play.
2 : 14.45 {lHBF} - Gives the ball to KinderSmock.
2 : 14.49 {rW} - That kick is a real floater.
2 : 14.53 {rW} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
2 : 15 {rW} - paraaaa sizes the options in front of him.
2 : 15.04 {lHFF} - Shuestar13 receives his handpass.
2 : 15.1 {lHFF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
2 : 15.14 {lHFF} - That was illegal - and the free will go to Cap.
2 : 15.2 {CHB} - Test Tickle has possession.
2 : 15.24 {CHB} - Handpasses to Cap.
2 : 15.28 {rW} - A spearing pass towards guero.
2 : 15.35 {rW} - GremioPower claims the mark but its play on.
2 : 15.38 {rW} - guero fighting to get a clear kick.
2 : 15.45 {CHF} - He looks for Art Vandelay_.
2 : 15.49 {CHF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
2 : 15.53 {CHB} - okeydoke7 picks it up on the bounce.
2 : 16 {rW} - A flat punt.
2 : 16.03 {rW} - paraaaa appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
2 : 16.1 {lW} - RonnieRaven turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
2 : 16.14 - <<< Jezmiester40 is coming on to replace Cap >>>

 

[Cap]

Come on Bears

 

[Dingster]

Delist this fraud

2 : 10.36 {rFP} - Jezmiester40 calls for it.
2 : 10.4 {rFP} - Jezmiester40 appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
2 : 10.46 {rFP} - Jezmiester40 takes them on.
2 : 10.5 {rFP} - Jezmiester40 dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
2 : 10.56 {rFP} - Jezmiester40 walks into goal.
2 : 11.01 {rFP} - The umpires consult and decide that one shaved the post.

 

[Wosh]

2 : 16.24 {lW} - RonnieRaven sizes the options in front of him.
2 : 16.28 {lW} - RonnieRaven got into the back of paraaaa.
2 : 16.34 {C} - GotTheGoodes with the ball now.
2 : 16.38 {lHFF} - Hurried kick towards Shuestar13.
2 : 16.43 {lHFF} - Tommycash claims the mark but its play on.
2 : 16.49 {lHFF} - The bounce favours Shuestar13 and he is off and running.
2 : 16.53 {CHF} - Handpass over the shoulder to spookism.
2 : 16.59 {lHFF} - He elects to use Shuestar13 and kicks in that direction.
2 : 17.03 {lHFF} - But in the way is Tommycash.
2 : 17.09 {CHB} - Quality gather by Test Tickle.
2 : 17.13 {CHB} - Test Tickle's kick is close to the boundary. In fact its over the boundary.
2 : 17.17 {CHF} - With the ball is spookism.
2 : 17.23 - <<< Cap is coming on to replace kane249 >>>
2 : 17.34 {CHF} - spookism wants to get on with proceedings.
2 : 17.38 {FF} - philreich makes an offer.
2 : 17.42 {FF} - But he picks out JoshWoodenSpoon.
2 : 17.49 {lBP} - Now Muddiemoose has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 17.53 {rBP} - He tries to find Cap with a chip pass.
2 : 17.59 {rBP} - Cap outbodies Firestarter and takes an easy mark in the end.
2 : 18.03 {rBP} - The ball is now with Cap.
2 : 18.09 {rBP} - Fires out the handpass to Jezmiester40.
2 : 18.13 {rBP} - Jezmiester40 takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
2 : 18.17 {rBP} - Firestarter sews him up!.
2 : 18.23 {lFP} - Now Firestarter has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 18.28 {lFP} - Firestarter let's fly toward goal.
2 : 18.34 {lFP} - And he gets it.
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 8.2.50
LAS VEGAS BEARS : 4.3.27
2 : 18.38 {C} - No clear advantage to either side.
2 : 18.48 {C} - Not enough pressure on GotTheGoodes.
2 : 18.52 {C} - He has a bounce.
2 : 18.58 {C} - A lookaway handpass to ant555.
2 : 19.02 {lW} - A wild kick laterally towards GremioPower.
2 : 19.09 {lW} - The ball drops short of GremioPower.
2 : 19.13 {lW} - GremioPower sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
2 : 19.17 {lW} - A long looping handpass to ant555.
2 : 19.23 {rW} - Draws a man and then with hands to paraaaa.
2 : 19.27 {rW} - He has time to take a bounce.
2 : 19.34 {rW} - A lookaway handpass to Kennedy Parker.
2 : 19.37 {rW} - Kennedy Parker kicks it straight out of bounds on the full.
2 : 19.42 {C} - Tandy slowing down the play.
2 : 19.48 {lHFF} - The kick seeks out JoseMourinho.
2 : 19.52 {lHFF} - Over the head of JoseMourinho.
2 : 19.58 {lHFF} - JoseMourinho with some space now.
2 : 20.02 {FF} - Kicks to a contest - Matera92 looks to get to thre front.
2 : 20.08 {FF} - Matera92 and Rodney Dangerfield both holding each other. No mark.
2 : 20.13 {lBP} - Not enough pressure on jackster83.
2 : 20.17 {lBP} - BloodySwan on the end of this.
2 : 20.23 {lBP} - BloodySwan is chased down by Jezmiester40 - great effort!.
2 : 20.27 {rFP} - Dingster takes them on.
2 : 20.33 {rFP} - Dingster's eyes light up - he fires at goal.
2 : 20.37 {rFP} - Bending back ... not far enough though. A minor score to Dingster.
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 8.2.50
LAS VEGAS BEARS : 4.4.28

 

[Wosh]

2 : 20.48 {FB} - jackster83 to send the ball forward.
2 : 20.52 {rHBF} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
2 : 20.58 {rHBF} - Ohhh. RPCB runs back with the flight of the ball and nearly gets cleaned up.
2 : 21.02 {rHBF} - Now RPCB has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 21.06 {CHB} - He handpasses to okeydoke7.
2 : 21.13 {lW} - Kicks in the direction of GremioPower.
2 : 21.16 {lW} - guero takes one of the best marks you'll ever see.
2 : 21.23 {rW} - guero wants to get on with proceedings.
2 : 21.27 {rW} - guero dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
2 : 21.33 {lHFF} - Boots the ball toward JoseMourinho.
2 : 21.37 {lHFF} - Anybody's ball.
2 : 21.41 {lHBF} - With the ball is KinderSmock.
2 : 21.47 {lHBF} - KinderSmock has a bounce.
2 : 21.52 {CHB} - An underground handpass to okeydoke7.
2 : 21.58 {lW} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
2 : 22.02 {lW} - guero will take this. No - he's dropped it.
2 : 22.06 {lW} - GremioPower with a moment to look downfield.
2 : 22.12 {rW} - He elects to use paraaaa and kicks in that direction.
2 : 22.16 {rW} - paraaaa with a one-hander.
2 : 22.22 {rW} - With the ball is paraaaa.
2 : 22.27 {rW} - Great tackle on paraaaa.
2 : 22.32 {lW} - RonnieRaven to send the ball forward.
2 : 22.37 {rHFF} - His kick is hurried.
2 : 22.41 {rHFF} - I Dont Care can't take it.
2 : 22.47 {lHBF} - KinderSmock looking for a lead.
2 : 22.52 {CHB} - A wild kick laterally towards okeydoke7.
2 : 22.58 {CHB} - No-one can take the mark.
2 : 23.02 {CHB} - Now okeydoke7 has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 23.06 {CHB} - Handballs to Kennedy Parker.
2 : 23.12 {lW} - GremioPower makes an offer.
2 : 23.16 {lW} - Oh a turnover. The kick is marked by guero.
2 : 23.22 {rW} - guero has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 23.27 {lW} - He gets a handpass to RonnieRaven.
2 : 23.32 {rHFF} - He tries to find I Dont Care with a chip pass.
2 : 23.37 {rHFF} - KinderSmock will take this. No - he's dropped it.
2 : 23.41 {rHFF} - I Dont Care scoops up the ball.
2 : 23.47 {FF} - A measured kick in the direction of Matera92.
2 : 23.51 {FF} - Rodney Dangerfield will take this. No - he's dropped it.
2 : 23.57 {FF} - Quality gather by Matera92.
2 : 24.01 {FF} - Chance for a goal here for Matera92.
2 : 24.06 {FF} - Bending baaaaaaaaaaaaack... GOAL. Matera92's kicked 1.
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 8.2.50
LAS VEGAS BEARS : 5.4.34
2 : 24.12 {C} - Big tap from Kennedy Parker.
2 : 24.22 {C} - GotTheGoodes fighting to get a clear kick.
2 : 24.26 {C} - OOOOOOOooohh... Tandy has poleaxed GotTheGoodes.
2 : 24.32 {C} - Tandy is now off and running.
2 : 24.36 {lW} - He handpasses to RonnieRaven.
2 : 24.4 {CHF} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
2 : 24.47 {CHF} - Art Vandelay_ wrestles with okeydoke7 - and wins. Good mark.
2 : 24.51 {CHF} - So Art Vandelay_ ... with a moment to digest his options.
2 : 24.55 - <<< The Jesus is coming on to replace jackster83 >>>
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 2
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 8.2.50
LAS VEGAS BEARS : 5.4.34
=====================================

 

[Cap]

2 : 16.14 - <<< Jezmiester40 is coming on to replace Cap >>>

 

[Cap]

2 : 17.23 - <<< Cap is coming on to replace kane249 >>>

 

[JoseMourinho]

I may need a towel to wipe this Hird Stench off me. Can't be stained by lesser tier coaches than me.