Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 9 - Gold City Royals v Las Vegas Bears @ The Golden Throne

[AceAndy]

Well - I can't comment, since everything for me in Vegas is provided FOC - but community programs are a worthy undertaking.

I do something like that on the weekends with my nudie training schedule with TT - demonstrating the freedom that comes with being a Qooty player.

Weirdo

 

[Sausages]

Apologies for the half assed OP this morning, updated

Thanks Woosh - your posting of your new kitten means a 4 goal start to the Bears

 

[McEvoy]

Thanks Woosh - your posting of your new kitten means a 4 goal start to the Bears

I take your 4 goal start and raise you the orphaned joey I looked after on the weekend.

Ha! He's easily worth 8.
Game on Sausages!

 

[Sausages]

Freeballing is widely accepted as a useful training aid for the modern qootballer.

Indeed it is McEvoy, for it teaches what to do when the ball is in space in a whole new way whilst providing a positive advertisement of the game for new fans.

I think TT is really on to something - and I don't say that lightly, for it's not often a revolutionary idea originates from a ruck

 

[Sausages]

I take your 4 goal start and raise you the orphaned joey I looked after on the weekend.
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Ha! He's easily worth 8.
Game on Sausages!

LIES!! (not fluffy enough )

That's a ruck infringement and #freekickbears

 

[McEvoy]

LIES!! (not fluffy enough )

That's a ruck infringement and #freekickbears

I'm certain the qumpires will hold a different view.

 

[Sausages]

Weirdo

You wanna come with us AA, don't you?

I will see if we have enough room on this weekend's run - starting to get a few now and I can't fit all the photo shots with fans in as it is....having you there will just add Dragon fans to the mix, which will mean more frequent fan photo requests as all the crusty old blokes come over with their 1 megapixel Nokias

 

[Sausages]

I'm certain the qumpires will hold a different view.

You could be right - this is a Royals home game, so I doubt we are going to get anything like impartiality. Pics of you and your community service and now Skippy Shelters, Inc will go a long way to ensuring you get the rub of the green.

Best we can offer is a night out at a casino, which, if they're already on the take, won't be of any use at all.

 

[McEvoy]

You could be right - this is a Royals home game, so I doubt we are going to get anything like impartiality. Pics of you and your community service and now Skippy Shelters, Inc will go a long way to ensuring you get the rub of the green.

Best we can offer is a night out at a casino, which, if they're already on the take, won't be of any use at all.

My benevolence knows no bounds Sausages. When you lose on Sunday I'll send someone over to see you out of the grounds.

 

[byebyexenxen]

You wanna come with us AA, don't you?

I will see if we have enough room on this weekend's run - starting to get a few now and I can't fit all the photo shots with fans in as it is....having you there will just add Dragon fans to the mix, which will mean more frequent fan photo requests as all the crusty old blokes come over with their 1 megapixel Nokias

Don’t do it Ace, it’s a trap!

 

[Sausages]

My benevolence knows no bounds Sausages. When you lose on Sunday I'll send someone over to see you out of the grounds.

Indeed.....less of a luxury escort and more of a bouncer escort

I'm getting used to it though - the Roys offered me Chud, and the Warriors tagged my hotel door with "Woosh wuz 'ere".

I have to start finding ways to deal with the increased scrutiny - one of the issues that comes from representing in the match thread I guess.

 

[Tandy]

I'm a player to watch apparently. That's a nice little booster for the week.
Hi Royals

 

[Sausages]

I'm a player to watch apparently. That's a nice little booster for the week.
Hi Royals

It's the stylish cut of your suit in the av Tandy - marks you as a Bear of Quality

 

[CakeEater]

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Royals last 5 games - WLWWL
Ladder position 5
Players to watch - The Filth Wizard Noobz0r GreyCrow

Bears last 5 games - LDWWL
Ladder position - 8
Players to watch Bears - Sausages Tandy Barrybran ...oh wait

Captains please have your teamsheets in by 11.59 pm Thursday

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Woosh’s tip - Royals by a kittens bum fluff
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worst op yet, since it didnt include me.

 

[Tandy]

It's the stylish cut of your suit in the av Tandy - marks you as a Bear of Quality

Thanks sausages. Sewed it myself. I'll sort you out with one before the club best and fairest.

 

[Sausages]

Thanks sausages. Sewed it myself. I'll sort you out with one before the club best and fairest.

Just make sure it's crotchless mate, I like to keep the air flowing

 

[CakeEater]

Just make sure it's crotchless mate, I like to keep the air flowing

Wouldnt want to hide that sausage would you?

Well someone had to say it.

 

[Barrybran]

Wouldnt want to hide that sausage would you?

Well someone had to say it.

I hear the Bears will be looking to hide the sausage in some Royals this Sunday

 

[CakeEater]

I hear the Bears will be looking to hide the sausage in some Royals this Sunday

Are you with the Bears now?

Im confused.

 

[Tandy]

Just make sure it's crotchless mate, I like to keep the air flowing

Can't restrict the blood sausage.

 

[Barrybran]

Are you with the Bears now?

Im confused.

I'm always with the Bears and we're all confused

 

[CakeEater]

I'm always with the Bears and we're all confused

Thought you had traded out.

But good to see you havent

 

[Barrybran]

Thought you had traded out.

But good to see you havent

I have not been traded out

 

[Sausages]

Wouldnt want to hide that sausage would you?

Well someone had to say it.

I never hide Cake - I'm always front and center. In crotchless longs if at all possible - the shorts of game day serve well enough to keep convection going though.

I hear the Bears will be looking to hide the sausage in some Royals this Sunday

No bread though - just sausage.

Warm, naked sausage.

 

[Test Tickle]

You're not wrong Sausages. The Royal coach is sweet!
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Thats not a coach...