Competition SEASON 30 TITTYBONG CUP

[Ashman OG]

I'll bring back another classic then

I do rate that kids kill bill style outfit.
Whatta film.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

THB is a nice young fella and the little cuz of TJASTA

He needs looking after and the perpetual Play School of the furballs is the right Club for him. TJASTA is the original Mr Squiggle of kids' TV fame.

 

[philreich]

Me after the plagiarism checker comes back with 80% plagiarised after I submit an assignment

I just invented a new word - PLAGIARISM.

 

[ant555]

I just invented a new word - PLAGIARISM.

And what does this new word mean?

 

[Ned_Flanders]

And what does this new word mean?

fear of plags?

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

We already have. Look out for rounds 2, 7, 9 and 13.

I assume my funds transfer came through and that the Fred is mine this year?

 

[Senor M]

fear of plags?

For some reason I read this as fear of pigs—— thats Swinophobia.

 

[Bastyy]

For some reason I read this as fear of pigs—— thats Swinophobia.

Piggy Smalls dislikes this post

 

[Muddiemoose]

Ahh yes, the guy that is basing his entire persona on being a moose! I know you prematurely gave up on winning the EKA by posting on this forum, but are you going to bring anything else to this league? So much promise wasted before a ball's even been bounced.

Please change your username to Jellyfish because you sir, are absolutely spineless! One slight nudge and you've cowered in the corner, genuine pisstake you are.

If you weren't a moron you'd know that your 4th year at school is grade 3.....
Prep
Grade 1
Grade 2
Grade 3

Keep up Ned.

All I see here is the ramblings of a cranky old geezer

What am I going to bring to the league?
Easily a lot more personality than you if my limited interactions with you are a representation of what you offer

You a genuinely seem like the poster boy of just turning up enough to get given a game and not delisted but not offer anything entertaining or interesting to anyone

 

[Bastyy]

All I see here is the ramblings of a cranky old geezer

What am I going to bring to the league?
Easily a lot more personality than you if my limited interactions with you are a representation of what you offer

You a genuinely seem like the poster boy of just turning up enough to get given a game and not delisted but not offer anything entertaining or interesting to anyone

 

[A Swallow]

How do you activate an almond anyway?

Put it in water, then tell everyone on the internet how much better you are than them

 

[philreich]

Same here.

Bout the extent of it was one of my teachers noticing me and my mate's submission looked awfully similar, and left us to stand there b*tch fighting each other and blaming the other for copying.

We had a student named Mark in 11th year maths - for his mid year exam he got 129.5 out of 130. Not sure what he stuffed up: there were some suggestions that he may have spelt his name wrong.

Anyway, we started cheating by copying Mark's homework answers. We got away with it until one day, when the teacher received 23 papers from Mark......

 

[philreich]

Because quality people were born in that year

I'm glad we're part of that generation who are old enough to be comfortable with technology to the point where it's second nature, but young enough to remember and appreciate what life was like without it

I remember a line from one of my computer studies textbooks at TAFE, "The only person in the modern world who wouldn't find having a computer useful is someone who breeds huskies at the North Pole."

 

[NaturalDisaster]

I remember a line from one of my computer studies textbooks at TAFE, "The only person in the modern world who wouldn't find having a computer useful is someone who breeds huskies at the North Pole."

Computer studies? I am assuming it was a computers for boomers course? Did you learn how to turn one on by the end of it?

 

[philreich]

Computer studies? I am assuming it was a computers for boomers course? Did you learn how to turn one on by the end of it?

It's where I learned how to post qooty matches via Edge .

 

[SweetD]

All I see here is the ramblings of a cranky old geezer

What am I going to bring to the league?
Easily a lot more personality than you if my limited interactions with you are a representation of what you offer

You a genuinely seem like the poster boy of just turning up enough to get given a game and not delisted but not offer anything entertaining or interesting to anyone

I don't know what s**tstain team you went too but it's a shame it wasn't our s**tstain team, I like you.

 

[Muddiemoose]

Computer studies? I am assuming it was a computers for boomers course? Did you learn how to turn one on by the end of it?

Even taught them how to make a word art heading

 

[Muddiemoose]

I don't know what sh*tstain team you went too but it's a shame it wasn't our sh*tstain team, I like you.

The enemy of the enemy is my friend said some old Asian guy

Na I landed at the bears and since it’s in our club charter that we need to be a white knight my hands were tied

 

[SweetD]

The enemy of the enemy is my friend said some old Asian guy

Na I landed at the bears and since it’s in our club charter that we need to be a white knight my hands were tied

Oh the bears?

 

[Millky95]

2020 Cheech&Chong Cup

Sin City Swamprats Pre-Season Team Sheet
S30 Tittybong Cup
Matches vs West Coast Wonders/Las Vegas Bears/GF Opponent


B: edgie - Sparkle - Quadzilla

HB: Firestarter - jackster83 - MannumPower

C: Leviathan Pie - GotTheGoodes - Ant Bear

HF: akkaps - philreich - Power Raid

F: LukeParkerno1 - SarahSmiles - Mr39

FOLL: Rich the babe Evans - ant555 - Nunez

INT: projectv - GremioPower
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POWER PLAY

SIN CITY SWAMPRATS WILL USE THEIR POWER PLAY AGAINST WEST COAST WONDERS.

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GAME CHANGERS

Match 1: Mr39
Match 2: akkaps
GF: LukeParkerno1
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#SFAReigningPremiers​

What a ****ing ugly jumper...

 

[philreich]

I remember in high school I had a mate who wracked up a $700 phone bill from calling those late night chat lines

ahhh those were the days

I remember hearing about a woman in England who, just before she walked out of the house for the last time - thereby ending the marriage, she decided to give her husband one last headache by ringing a random overseas number, and then she left the phone off the hook. The following month, her beleaguered husband received a $10k phone bill.

 

[AceAndy]

Dragons FFC Official Team Sheet



Season 30 Tittybong Cup , pls threadmark TJASTA

B: Blaze Storm - SaltPeter - Cold Sober
HB: Knifey Spoony - HawkAussie - Mooresome
C: Bradesmaen - Matt_352 - Gosaints12
HF: Maylandsman - Ashman OG - A Swallow
F: Hatchy1992 - VandoHawk - fumbler
FOLL: Strigoi - MC Bad Genius - T2B_

INT: Pie 4 Life - Ljp86

Dragons FFC will use their Power Play against Gumbies FFC

Game Changers

fumbler v Fighting Furies
Ashman OG v Gumbies FFC
Hatchy1992 in Grand Final

 

[HawkAussie]

Dragons FFC Official Team Sheet

View attachment 916492

Season 30 Tittybong Cup , pls threadmark TJASTA

B: Blaze Storm - SaltPeter - Cold Sober
HB: Knifey Spoony - HawkAussie - Mooresome
C: Bradesmaen - Matt_352 - Gosaints12
HF: Maylandsman - Ashman OG - A Swallow
F: Hatchy1992 - VandoHawk - fumbler
FOLL: Strigoi - MC Bad Genius - T2B_

INT: Pie 4 Life - Ljp86

Dragons FFC will use their Power Play against Gumbies FFC

Game Changers

fumbler v Fighting Furies
Ashman OG v Gumbies FFC
Hatchy1992 in Grand Final

What a team right here.

 

[Bastyy]

Dragons FFC Official Team Sheet

View attachment 916492

Season 30 Tittybong Cup , pls threadmark TJASTA

B: Blaze Storm - SaltPeter - Cold Sober
HB: Knifey Spoony - HawkAussie - Mooresome
C: Bradesmaen - Matt_352 - Gosaints12
HF: Maylandsman - Ashman OG - A Swallow
F: Hatchy1992 - VandoHawk - fumbler
FOLL: Strigoi - MC Bad Genius - T2B_

INT: Pie 4 Life - Ljp86

Dragons FFC will use their Power Play against Gumbies FFC

Game Changers

fumbler v Fighting Furies
Ashman OG v Gumbies FFC
Hatchy1992 in Grand Final

Nice to see serial_thrilla has been delisted

 

[serial_thrilla]

Nice to see serial_thrilla has been delisted

Yeah mate. We've got a very strong list this season, and I spent a bit too much time at por_please_ya's bakery acquainting myself with the custard tarts. Back to the ressies for me!