Official Match Thread Season 35, Round Six: Roys FFC vs Sin City Swamprats at Renown Park

[Dingster]

4 : 21.53 {FB} - royboy2 with the ball now.
4 : 22 {FB} - royboy2 has a bounce.
4 : 22.06 {FB} - Great tackle! Roylion just dropped.
4 : 22.12 {FF} - okeydoke7 to send the ball forward.
4 : 22.16 {FF} - A chance now for okeydoke7 who kicks at goal.

 

[Grav]

4 : 21.29 {FF} - okeydoke7 with all the time in the world.
4 : 21.36 {FF} - okeydoke7's eyes light up - he fires at goal.
4 : 21.42 {FF} - Goal!? No. The goal umpire signals it was touched.
ROYS FFC : 12.7.79
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 10.8.68

f#@$ing umpires

 

[TedDougChris]

Ok, I'm just gonna start already....

 

[Dingster]

4 : 22.12 {FF} - okeydoke7 to send the ball forward.
4 : 22.16 {FF} - A chance now for okeydoke7 who kicks at goal.
4 : 22.22 {FF} - This will be - and is - a goal to okeydoke7.
ROYS FFC : 12.7.79
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 11.8.74

okeydoke7 slots it. GAME ON!!!!!!!

 

[Dingster]

4 : 22.29 {C} - DERRINALPHIL too strong at the bounce.
4 : 22.42 {C} - Runk through heavy traffic.
4 : 22.47 {rW} - Gets a handpass away to 3KZ is Football.
4 : 22.53 {C} - Runk on the end of this.
4 : 23 {C} - He has time to take a bounce.
4 : 23.06 {C} - Finds DERRINALPHIL with a handball.
4 : 23.12 {rHFF} - A short kick to RU_.
4 : 23.18 {rHFF} - But BloodySwan is standing in the way and marks.
4 : 23.24 {lHBF} - BloodySwan fighting to get a clear kick.
4 : 23.31 - <<< Kennedy Parker is coming on to replace Grav >>>
4 : 23.41 {lHBF} - BloodySwan with a moment to look downfield.
4 : 23.47 {C} - Kennedy Parker trying to offer a lead.
4 : 23.53 {C} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
4 : 24 {C} - Kennedy Parker does some crumbing and is away.

 

[Dingster]

4 : 24.06 {C} - Kennedy Parker dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 24.12 {C} - Handballs to ant555.
4 : 24.18 {C} - Someone call a dentist. ant555 has run into Lore and is hurting.
4 : 24.24 {C} - Runk with a little space.
4 : 24.3 {C} - Kennedy Parker threw himself in front of a moving tram.
4 : 24.36 {C} - Kennedy Parker with a little space.

Kennedy Parker trying to inspire the Rats to victory. One last roll of the dice...

 

[Dingster]

4 : 24.3 {C} - Kennedy Parker threw himself in front of a moving tram.
4 : 24.36 {C} - Kennedy Parker with a little space.
4 : 24.43 {lW} - Almost a throw to Ticky009.
4 : 24.49 {C} - He transfers play using Kennedy Parker.
4 : 24.53 {C} - Runk will take this. No - he's dropped it.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
ROYS FFC : 12.7.79
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 11.8.74
=====================================



Match Over!

Runk saves the day for the Roys and they hold on by the skin of zackah's scrotum.

 

[Grav]

@Kennedy Parker trying to inspire the Rats to victory. One last roll of the dice...

C’mon KP

 

[Dingster]

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

ROY SENIORS Vs SCS SENIORS
ROY               3    1        5    4        10   5        12   7    79       
SCS               2    2        4    2        8    4        11   8    74       
ROY        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  SCS         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
windyhill   0  3  2  3  0  0  0  0  0   21  RPCB         0  2  1  3  0  0  0  0  0   15
Roylion     0  2  2  3  0  1  2  0  0   13  sataris      0  4  2  3  0  0  0  0  0   24
royboy2     0  5  0  0  0  0  1  0  0   12  Ant Bear     0  2  1  1  0  0  1  0  0    8
Ed_Gein     0  1  3  2  0  1  1  0  0   14  TheDarkDwa   0  6  3  4  0  0  0  0  0   35
Zevon       0  5  0  11 2  3  1  0  1   46  Firestarte   0  9  5  10 1  1  1  0  0   64
JackNah_8   0  7  4  6  0  1  1  0  0   43  BloodySwan   0  1  4  5  0  0  1  0  0   22
3KZ is Foo  0  8  4  7  2  0  1  0  0   55  spookism     0  11 2  6  2  0  1  0  1   57
Runk        0  9  3  7  3  0  0  0  0   62  Kennedy Pa   0  2  0  5  0  0  0  0  0   16
Allikat     0  8  6  13 2  1  0  1  0   83  Ticky009     0  2  0  4  0  0  0  0  0   14
RU_         0  3  2  8  1  1  0  0  0   36  jackster83   0  7  6  3  1  0  2  0  1   44
_Mike_      0  4  3  5  0  0  0  2  0   43  philreich    0  2  3  5  0  1  0  2  0   38
Elmer_Judd  0  3  2  9  0  0  0  0  1   34  GotTheGood   0  5  1  5  0  0  2  0  0   22
Beandip     0  1  0  0  1  0  0  1  0   13  HirdsTheWo   0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0
Mooch       0  5  0  0  1  0  0  2  3   34  okeydoke7    0  9  0  0  1  1  2  6  3   65
zackah      0  3  1  0  0  0  0  3  0   30  Dominic03    0  3  1  1  0  0  0  2  1   27
DERRINALPH  10 6  0  8  4  1  2  0  0   55  GremioPowe   13 5  0  4  1  2  0  0  1   43
Lore        0  4  0  1  0  0  0  1  0   20  ant555       0  6  0  6  1  4  1  1  1   42
tigs2010    0  14 0  11 5  3  0  2  2  101  Power Raid   0  7  0  1  4  0  0  0  0   39
Chezzalenk  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0  Grav         0  4  6  9  2  0  1  0  0   53
Barrels     0  4  5  8  0  0  0  0  0   43  KinderSmoc   0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0

            ROY   SCS
Hitouts   : 10   13 
Kicks     : 95   87 
Marks     : 37   35 
Handballs : 102  75 
Tackles   : 21   13 
Frees For : 12   9 
Frees Ag. : 9    12 
Smothers  : 0    1 
Ironouts  : 3    3 
Inside50  : 14   19 
Goals     : 12   11 
Behinds   : 7    8

GOAL BY GOAL :

First Quarter :
4.07 - Goal to _Mike_ (ROY) - ROY by 6 point(s).
10.22 - Goal to okeydoke7 (SCS) - scores level.
11.46 - Goal to zackah (ROY) - ROY by 6 point(s).
12.4 - Behind to tigs2010 (ROY) - ROY by 7 point(s).
13.16 - Goal to Mooch (ROY) - ROY by 13 point(s).
15.11 - Goal to okeydoke7 (SCS) - ROY by 7 point(s).
16.12 - Behind to jackster83 (SCS) - ROY by 6 point(s).
23.55 - Behind to ant555 (SCS) - ROY by 5 point(s).

Second Quarter :
1.49 - Goal to Allikat (ROY) - ROY by 11 point(s).
9.13 - Goal to okeydoke7 (SCS) - ROY by 5 point(s).
12.21 - Goal to zackah (ROY) - ROY by 11 point(s).
20.13 - Goal to philreich (SCS) - ROY by 5 point(s).
21 - Behind to tigs2010 (ROY) - ROY by 6 point(s).
22.25 - Rushed behind to ROY - ROY by 7 point(s).
23.12 - Rushed behind to ROY - ROY by 8 point(s).

Third Quarter :
2.17 - Goal to Mooch (ROY) - ROY by 14 point(s).
4.31 - Goal to okeydoke7 (SCS) - ROY by 8 point(s).
6.37 - Goal to _Mike_ (ROY) - ROY by 14 point(s).
9.07 - Goal to tigs2010 (ROY) - ROY by 20 point(s).
11.09 - Rushed behind to SCS - ROY by 19 point(s).
13.39 - Goal to okeydoke7 (SCS) - ROY by 13 point(s).
14.45 - Goal to philreich (SCS) - ROY by 7 point(s).
15.45 - Behind to Elmer_Judd (ROY) - ROY by 8 point(s).
17.09 - Behind to spookism (SCS) - ROY by 7 point(s).
18.28 - Goal to Dominic03 (SCS) - ROY by 1 point(s).
22.42 - Goal to Beandip (ROY) - ROY by 7 point(s).
24.06 - Goal to tigs2010 (ROY) - ROY by 13 point(s).

Final Quarter :
1.17 - Behind to GremioPower (SCS) - ROY by 12 point(s).
4.48 - Behind to Mooch (ROY) - ROY by 13 point(s).
5.37 - Rushed behind to ROY - ROY by 14 point(s).
7.43 - Goal to Lore (ROY) - ROY by 20 point(s).
9.01 - Goal to ant555 (SCS) - ROY by 14 point(s).
11.09 - Goal to zackah (ROY) - ROY by 20 point(s).
12.27 - Goal to Dominic03 (SCS) - ROY by 14 point(s).
17.34 - Behind to okeydoke7 (SCS) - ROY by 13 point(s).
18.46 - Rushed behind to SCS - ROY by 12 point(s).
21.47 - Rushed behind to SCS - ROY by 11 point(s).
22.29 - Goal to okeydoke7 (SCS) - ROY by 5 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :

ROY
Barrels              0 (On) .3 (Off) 12.04 (On) 95.58 (Off) Total : 84%
Roylion              0 (On) Total : 100%
royboy2              0 (On) Total : 100%
Ed_Gein              0 (On) Total : 100%
Lore                 0 (On) 12.04 (Off) 69.05 (On) Total : 43%
JackNah_8            0 (On) Total : 100%
3KZ is Football      0 (On) Total : 100%
Runk                 0 (On) Total : 100%
Allikat              0 (On) Total : 100%
RU_                  0 (On) Total : 100%
_Mike_               0 (On) Total : 100%
Elmer_Judd           0 (On) Total : 100%
Beandip              0 (On) Total : 100%
Mooch                0 (On) Total : 100%
zackah               0 (On) Total : 100%
DERRINALPHIL         0 (On) Total : 100%
Zevon                0 (On) 69.05 (Off) 95.58 (On) Total : 73%
tigs2010             0 (On) Total : 100%
Chezzalenko Reborn   0 (Off) Total : 0%
windyhill            0 (Off) .3 (On) Total : 98%

SCS
RPCB                 0 (On) 37.58 (Off) 39.45 (On) Total : 98%
sataris              0 (On) Total : 100%
Ant Bear             0 (On) Total : 100%
TheDarkDwarf         0 (On) Total : 100%
Kennedy Parker       0 (On) 76.3 (Off) 98.31 (On) Total : 78%
BloodySwan           0 (On) Total : 100%
spookism             0 (On) Total : 100%
Grav                 0 (On) 98.31 (Off) Total : 98%
Firestarter          0 (On) 72.12 (Off) 76.3 (On) Total : 95%
jackster83           0 (On) Total : 100%
philreich            0 (On) Total : 100%
GotTheGoodes         0 (On) Total : 100%
HirdsTheWord         0 (On) Total : 100%
okeydoke7            0 (On) Total : 100%
Dominic03            0 (On) Total : 100%
GremioPower          0 (On) Total : 100%
ant555               0 (On) Total : 100%
Power Raid           0 (On) Total : 100%
Ticky009             0 (Off) 37.58 (On) 39.45 (Off) 72.12 (On) Total : 29%
KinderSmock          0 (Off) Total : 0%

Total :  3600               Average :  90

MATCH-UPS :

• In a solid performance, Firestarter was easily the winner in the clash with 3KZ is Football. - 70m from 0 to 70.
• Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, 3KZ is Football won the bout with Ticky009. - 26m from 73 to 99.
• In a resume-material performance, Allikat won the bout with spookism. - 89m from 2 to 91.
• Despite neither player having much impact, Beandip won the bout with Ant Bear. - 44m from 37 to 81.
• In quite a display, Barrels and philreich had an epic contest. - 74m from 17 to 91.
• In quite a tussle, RU_ did very well against BloodySwan. - 96m from 2 to 98.
• In an epic battle, DERRINALPHIL did well against GremioPower. - 100m from 0 to 100.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, Dominic03 came out tops over the brave windyhill. - 91m from 1 to 92.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, Ed_Gein did well against GotTheGoodes. - 88m from 8 to 96.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, Elmer_Judd did well against TheDarkDwarf. - 91m from 3 to 94.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Firestarter won the bout with Mike. - 7m from 88 to 95.
• In an epic battle, Grav and Runk were well-matched - there was no victor. - 98m from 0 to 98.
• Neither having much reason to brag, royboy2 had the better of HirdsTheWord. - 37m from 60 to 97.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, not much between JackNah_8 and jackster83 - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 86m from 8 to 94.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Kennedy Parker was slightly more polished than Runk. - 0m from 99 to 99.
• In a solid performance, Mike won the bout with Kennedy Parker. - 63m from 3 to 66.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, ant555 either broke even with Lore or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 25m from 71 to 96.
• Neither having much reason to brag, philreich either broke even with Lore or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 1m from 8 to 9.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, Mooch either broke even with sataris or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 91m from 4 to 95.
• In a resume-material performance, tigs2010 was easily the winner in the clash with Power Raid. - 99m from 0 to 99.
• In what became a bit of a clinic, okeydoke7 massacred Roylion. - 96m from 1 to 97.
• Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, zackah won the bout with RPCB. - 80m from 6 to 86.
• While not all all one-way, Zevon had the better of ant555. - 68m from 0 to 68.

 

[tigs2010]

The right result.

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

Hey on a sensible point I think the matches should be posted slower so we can post more.

 

[TedDougChris]

Go Runk !!! You legend you !!!



Gotta laugh at Kennedy Parker there - doesn't post, doesn't admin, doesn't kick the match winner....

Is there anything he does do.... ??

 

[zackah]

For upcoming awards evenings its zackah with a small z.

Thank you.

 

[Grav]

Bummer, tried our best Swampies but not good enough, congratulations Roys & thanks for accommodating us for the week.
Thanks for a great call Dingster

 

[Barrels]

Go _Mike_ and WTF Barrels - did you even do any training in the offseason ???

 

[Grav]

For upcoming awards evenings its zackah with a small z.

Thank you.

 

[Mooch]

Gee I was nervous there for a while. Far too close for my ticker but we will absolutely take the win! Well done Roys and hard luck Swampies. You guys will go alright this year I'm sure. And okeydoke7 I'm happy to support your surge to 1000 now this game is out of the way. Please do keep us posted on progress

 

[Zevon]

Sorry I wasn’t able to be around this afternoon folks. Looks like I starred in a fairly comfortable victory!

 

[Zevon]

Commiserations Swamprats. Thanks for the fun week exchanging jokes and humourous anecdotes

Thanks for posting Dingster

 

[Mooch]

Sorry I wasn’t able to be around this afternoon folks. Looks like I starred in a fairly comfortable victory!

'Starred' could be over-egging it a bit but you were certainly there.

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

Bummer, tried our best Swampies but not good enough, congratulations Roys & thanks for accommodating us for the week.
Thanks for a great call Dingster

Could I use your doobywacker as my thingo on this site?

 

[windyhill]

 

[Zevon]

'Starred' could be over-egging it a bit but you were certainly there.

You’re just jelly

 

[windyhill]

What’s old Elmer judd done to upset people ?

 

[Lore]

Go Lore !! We needed that !!

What's she doing there? She's kicking bloody goals!!