Official Match Thread Season 36 Round 13: Gumbies FFC v Sin City Swamprats at House of Gumby [MOTR]

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Gumby had always been an adventurous little green figure, but he had never expected to find himself lost in the sewers below the city. He had been exploring the tunnels when he had taken a wrong turn and now he was hopelessly lost.

Suddenly, he heard a scurrying sound and he froze in fear. He looked around and saw dozens of little eyes staring at him in the darkness. He was surrounded by rats, their names were ant555 (178 disposals, 60 tackles, 10 goals, 5th in the Mobbs Predictor), BloodySwan (191 disposals, 59 tackles, 7 goals) and Kennedy Parker (199 disposals, 22 tackles, 12 goals). He tried to make a run for it, but they were too fast and he was quickly cornered.

Gumby had never been so scared. He closed his eyes and hoped help would come in time, but none came. The rats were getting closer and closer, and he could feel their sharp claws and teeth as they attacked him. He screamed for help, but no one could hear him in the dark depths of the sewer.

Just as he was about to give up hope, he heard a voice calling out to him. He opened his eyes and saw 3 small figures running towards him. It was the rat catchers, GWS Goose (163 disposals, 50 tackles, 11 goals, =3rd in the Mobbs Predictor), Chat Pile (95 disposals, 3 tackles, 24 goals) and cats_09 (166 disposals, 15 tackles, 9 goals), and they had come to Gumby's rescue. The rat catchers quickly chased away the rats and helped Gumby find his way out of the sewer.

Gumby was safe, but he would never forget his terrifying experience in the sewers. He vowed to never go down there again, and he never did.



Captains, team sheets are to be correctly submitted by 11:50 pm on Thursday the 26th of October 2023 according to AWST time.​
 

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Activity banter on the first page? I didn't realise we were playing the Old Boys this week.
Can you please direct us to the nearest location for snacks and alcoholic beverages?
 
In all seriousness we offer a much more sophisticated version than the Old Boys
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Good analogy.
Like Frasier, you were the best in your field a few seasons back but now are trying to recreate old glories in a disappointing manner that just has us longing for the original.
 
I genuinely can never remember anyone but Phil from the rats.

Easily the most forgettable team. Should actually be a good thread
 

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