Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 2 - The Bing Match Preview - East Side Hawks v Gold City Royals at The Eyrie

[Rankine2Rachele]

The way you guys are going today, the pegger would probably miss me .

Especially if it were me. My aim is woeful, since my eyes look in two different directions and I find it impossible to focus my vision on only one thing.

 

[Giant Strides]

The way you guys are going today, the pegger would probably miss me .

Pretty much missed everything, haven't we?

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Just ran over my kids imaginary friend with the car while trying to refresh for the game update philreich

You're paying the psychologist bills.

 

[Cadsky]

Well this has been a great three quarters. I think my work here is done.

Parmas on me tonight!

 

[Rankine2Rachele]

Parmas on me tonight!

Parmis.

 

[Strigoi]

4 : 25.01 {C} - The ruck contest is won by Strigoi.

A bright spot in my game!

 

[Cadsky]

We need a new sponsor. Which pub has the best Parmas?

 

[TY24]

Parmas on me tonight!

 

[boncer34]

The Third Reich was less destructive than phi...

Hmm. That might cross a line. Never mind.

 

[philreich]

Especially if it were me. My aim is woeful, since my eyes look in two different directions and I find it impossible to focus my vision on only one thing.

Sounds like my golf. You could stand in front of my tee shot, and you'd be perfectly safe.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

The Third Reich was less destructive than phi...

Hmm. That might cross a line. Never mind.

 

[philreich]

4 : 13.1 {C} - Both ruckmen fooled by a rare decent bounce up.
4 : 13.21 {rW} - SarahSmiles tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
4 : 13.25 - <<< TY24 is coming on to replace Loonerty >>>
4 : 13.35 {rW} - Its hard and tough but SarahSmiles wins possession.
4 : 13.39 {lW} - Finds Footypie32 with a handball.
4 : 13.45 {rW} - Quick hands to SarahSmiles.
4 : 13.49 {rW} - Handpass over the shoulder to GreyCrow.
4 : 13.56 {rW} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
4 : 14 {rW} - GreyCrow sees an open goal.
4 : 14.06 {rW} - Fades away to the left. One behind to the score..
East Side Hawks : 10.4.64
Gold City Royals : 18.9.117
4 : 14.15 {FB} - akkaps wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 14.21 {FB} - akkaps bounces the ball.
4 : 14.25 {lBP} - He kicks across the ground towards akkaps.
4 : 14.31 {lBP} - akkaps marks uncontested.
4 : 14.35 {lBP} - akkaps looking for a lead.
4 : 14.39 {CHB} - A mongrel punt in the direction of larrikin.
4 : 14.45 {CHB} - Absolute hanger by larrikin!.
4 : 14.49 {CHB} - larrikin signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 14.55 {CHB} - Draws a man and then with hands to MP_.
4 : 15 {CHB} - A poor handpass but Rankine2Rachele is up to the challenge.
4 : 15.06 {CHB} - Rankine2Rachele has time to take a bounce.
4 : 15.1 {lHBF} - A poor handpass but The Majestic is up to the challenge.
4 : 15.14 {lHBF} - The Majestic is chased down by Nothing - great effort!.
4 : 15.2 {rHFF} - Nothing to send the ball forward.
4 : 15.24 {lHFF} - A lookaway handpass to Pedro.
4 : 15.31 {rHFF} - Nothing receives his handpass.
4 : 15.35 {rHFF} - A slick handpass goes to GreyCrow.
4 : 15.38 {CHF} - Spears a kick towards CakeEater.
4 : 15.45 {CHF} - CakeEater can't take it.
4 : 15.49 {CHF} - CakeEater takes off.
4 : 15.55 {CHF} - CakeEater has a bounce.
4 : 16 {CHF} - Draws a man and then with hands to GreyCrow.
4 : 16.06 {FF} - A long looping handpass to Cadsky.
4 : 16.1 {FF} - This for the opportunity of a lifetime.
4 : 16.14 {FF} - Cadsky likes it and so does the goal umpire.
East Side Hawks : 10.4.64
Gold City Royals : 19.9.123
4 : 16.2 {C} - GreyCrow wins the tap decisively.
4 : 16.3 {rW} - Who wants it? SarahSmiles does. Great stuff.
4 : 16.34 {CHF} - CakeEater presents.
4 : 16.38 {CHF} - Top mark larrikin.
4 : 16.45 {lHBF} - The Majestic weaves through the congestion.
4 : 16.49 {lHBF} - Handballs to Strigoi.
4 : 16.55 {rW} - His kick covers more height than distance.
4 : 16.59 {rW} - TY24 brushes Footypie32 aside and takes the mark.
4 : 17.05 {rW} - TY24 wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 17.1 {rW} - He involves Strigoi in the play.
4 : 17.13 {lW} - He kicks sideways towards Zoops.
4 : 17.2 {lW} - SarahSmiles was hanging around the back of the pack but the ball fell into his lap.
4 : 17.23 {lW} - Footypie32 slowing down the play.
4 : 17.3 {C} - Quick hands to Ulahoopski under pressure.
4 : 17.34 {C} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
4 : 17.38 {rW} - Almost a throw to SarahSmiles.
4 : 17.45 {rW} - SarahSmiles bounces the ball.
4 : 17.49 {lHBF} - Handballs to MrPremiership.
4 : 17.55 {lHBF} - He's going to need to bounce it soon! He's lost it.
4 : 17.59 {rHFF} - vanders wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 18.03 {rHFF} - Gives the ball to MP_.
4 : 18.09 {lHFF} - A poor handpass but Callums_Guns is up to the challenge.
4 : 18.13 {rHFF} - He transfers play using vanders.
4 : 18.19 {rHFF} - That's poor kicking and the mark is swallowed up by MrPremiership.
4 : 18.23 {rHBF} - Smartys Power wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 18.3 {rHBF} - Smartys Power has a bounce.
4 : 18.34 {C} - He sends the ball to Ulahoopski.
4 : 18.38 {C} - The ball spills free.
4 : 18.45 {C} - Ulahoopski threads his way through traffic.
4 : 18.48 {C} - Handpasses to krakouers.
4 : 18.55 {C} - Handpass to space. Cadsky runs onto it.
4 : 18.58 {rW} - A wild kick laterally towards SarahSmiles.
4 : 19.02 {rW} - SarahSmiles is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
4 : 19.09 {rW} - SarahSmiles sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
4 : 19.13 {C} - No-look handpass to Ulahoopski.
4 : 19.19 {C} - Ulahoopski takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 19.23 {CHF} - Ulahoopski has another.
4 : 19.3 {lFP} - Zevon presents on a long lead.
4 : 19.34 {lFP} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
4 : 19.38 {rBP} - Itsmyshow sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
4 : 19.44 {lBP} - He involves akkaps in the play.
4 : 19.48 {lBP} - Membling sews him up!.
4 : 19.54 {rFP} - Membling does some crumbing and is away.
4 : 19.58 {rFP} - Membling opens up the goalface.
4 : 20.02 {rFP} - That would have been Goal of the Year if it wasnt a behind..
East Side Hawks : 10.4.64
Gold City Royals : 19.10.124
4 : 20.13 {FB} - Itsmyshow has possession.
4 : 20.19 {rHBF} - por_please_ya presents.
4 : 20.23 {rHBF} - por_please_ya is outmarked by Pedro.
4 : 20.27 {lHFF} - Pedro takes off.
4 : 20.33 {lHFF} - The runner`s talking to someone.
4 : 20.37 - <<< Nothing is trading places with GreyCrow >>>
4 : 20.48 {lHFF} - Now Pedro has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 20.54 {lHFF} - A slick handpass goes to Cadsky.
4 : 20.58 {lHFF} - Ohhr - fair and square in the back.
4 : 21.02 {rHBF} - The ball is now with por_please_ya.
4 : 21.08 {rHBF} - Handballs to MP_.
4 : 21.13 {lW} - His kick covers more height than distance.
4 : 21.19 {lW} - Zoops traps the ball beautifully.
4 : 21.23 {lW} - Nobody's checking Zoops.
4 : 21.27 {rHFF} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
4 : 21.33 {rHFF} - But the kick goes straight to MrPremiership.
4 : 21.37 {lHBF} - MrPremiership slowing down the play.
4 : 21.43 {lHBF} - Almost a throw to Nothing.
4 : 21.47 {CHB} - He transfers play using nahnah.
4 : 21.53 {CHB} - nahnah with a one-hander.
4 : 21.58 {CHB} - The ball is now with nahnah.
4 : 22.02 {CHB} - The umpires rules a push-out. boncer34 will get the free.
4 : 22.08 {CHF} - With the ball is boncer34.
4 : 22.12 - <<< jackenny is coming on to replace Biggie >>>
4 : 22.23 {CHF} - boncer34 signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 22.27 {rHFF} - He elects to use vanders and kicks in that direction.
4 : 22.33 {rHFF} - Spoilt by MrPremiership.
4 : 22.37 {lHBF} - MrPremiership with the ball now.
4 : 22.43 {rW} - He spots an option and kicks to SarahSmiles.
4 : 22.47 {rW} - SarahSmiles takes a gutsy mark backing back into the pack.
4 : 22.52 {rW} - The ball is now with SarahSmiles.
4 : 22.58 {rW} - SarahSmiles is crunched in a tackle.
4 : 23.02 {rW} - TY24 signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 23.08 {rW} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
4 : 23.12 {rW} - A long looping handpass to Rankine2Rachele.
4 : 23.18 {rW} - He has a bounce.
4 : 23.22 {C} - jackenny runs past and takes the handpass.
4 : 23.27 {lW} - Hands it off to Zoops.
4 : 23.32 {lW} - Flicks it to Strigoi.
4 : 23.37 {lW} - Strigoi takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 23.43 {lW} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : 23.47 {rHFF} - Thumps the ball forward.
4 : 23.53 {rHFF} - Spoilt by MrPremiership.
4 : 23.57 {rHBF} - The ball is now with Smartys Power.
4 : 24.01 {rHBF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
4 : 24.08 {rW} - Quick hands to krakouers.
4 : 24.12 {CHF} - A wobbly old kick.
4 : 24.18 {CHF} - The ball spills free.
4 : 24.22 {CHB} - larrikin has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 24.27 {CHB} - CakeEater applies the tackle on larrikin.
4 : 24.32 {CHF} - CakeEater looks downfield.
4 : 24.37 {rFP} - A long pass towards Membling.
4 : 24.43 {rFP} - No-one can take the mark.
4 : 24.47 {FB} - Giant Strides wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 24.51 - <<< Biggie is coming on to replace akkaps >>>
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
East Side Hawks : 10.4.64
Gold City Royals : 19.10.124
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Match Over!

 

[Strigoi]

Parmis.

Ah, the old debate is still going strong, eh?

 

[Rankine2Rachele]

Sounds like my golf. You could stand in front of my tee shot, and you'd be perfectly safe.

And you always bring a spare pair of pants, in case you get a hole in one.

 

[TY24]

Ah, the old debate is still going strong, eh?

There's no debate. There's people who call them parmis and people who are wrong.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

4 : 13.1 {C} - Both ruckmen fooled by a rare decent bounce up.
4 : 13.21 {rW} - SarahSmiles tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
4 : 13.25 - <<< TY24 is coming on to replace Loonerty >>>

 

[Hate]

Hate is this the first time in SFA history, where both sides have made to half time with a zero in the behinds column?

I believe so. I'll double check after I do the stats

 

[Cadsky]

4 : 20.37 - <<< Nothing is trading places with GreyCrow >>>

Nice of GreyCrow to wait til the game is over before relinquishing his beloved ruck role

 

[Tarkyn_24]

 

[philreich]

And you always bring a spare pair of pants, in case you get a hole in one.

My number of holes in one is matched by the number of Gold Coast Suns finals wins.

 

[Strigoi]

There's no debate. There's people who call them parmis and people who are wrong.

Not to throw a monkey wrench into it…but…where I come from we just say parm. Even easier.

 

[Zevon]

Parmas on me tonight!

Royals, just to clarify, he only means for me. Not for all of you.

I’ll take 22 parmas thanks Cadsky

 

[Tarkyn_24]

I believe so. I'll double check after I do the stats

Remember to put this result against “the Phoenix”.

 

[Rankine2Rachele]

My number of holes in one is matched by the number of Gold Coast Suns finals wins.

I can’t see that changing in the foreseeable future.

 

[Callums_Guns]

Dagless might need you to dust off those boots