A mortician had a new apprentice who was learning the embalming ropes.
He walked into the embalming room where a body was lying on the table.
Thinking he knew enough now to begin the procedure without his boss, he began examining the body. He rolled it over and to his amazement there was a cork in its arse. Mystified, he pulled it out, and immediately heard "See the Bombers fly up, up" come out the guys butt.
Startled by what had happened, he shoved the cork back into the body and ran up the stairs to find his boss.
"Sir, you've got to come down and help me, I've just seen something I can't believe."
Annoyed by the naivety of his assistant, he said OK and followed him
downstairs. "There, look at the cork in the arse of that body, I couldn't imagine what it was doing there so I pulled it out. Please you do it."
The mortician was a bit surprised to see the cork, too, so he walked to the table and removed the cork, and sure enough "See the Bombers fly up, up" began to play.
Exasperated, he replaced the cork in its appointed position, turned to his assistant and said: "What's so surprising about that? I've heard thousands of arseholes sing that song"
He walked into the embalming room where a body was lying on the table.
Thinking he knew enough now to begin the procedure without his boss, he began examining the body. He rolled it over and to his amazement there was a cork in its arse. Mystified, he pulled it out, and immediately heard "See the Bombers fly up, up" come out the guys butt.
Startled by what had happened, he shoved the cork back into the body and ran up the stairs to find his boss.
"Sir, you've got to come down and help me, I've just seen something I can't believe."
Annoyed by the naivety of his assistant, he said OK and followed him
downstairs. "There, look at the cork in the arse of that body, I couldn't imagine what it was doing there so I pulled it out. Please you do it."
The mortician was a bit surprised to see the cork, too, so he walked to the table and removed the cork, and sure enough "See the Bombers fly up, up" began to play.
Exasperated, he replaced the cork in its appointed position, turned to his assistant and said: "What's so surprising about that? I've heard thousands of arseholes sing that song"
